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Posted on Sat, Feb 16, 2008 05:37

''THE WORLD 'S SHORTEST FAIRY TALE!" Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl said:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping, dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook, did whatever she wanted, never argued, didn't get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had all the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched sports, never wore friggin' lacy lingerie that went up her butt, had high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in sweat pants and was pleasant all the time. The End


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Posted on Fri, Feb 22, 2008 05:05

Quoting: Originally posted by bidbadguy If marrying a man is so bad why r u looking so hard

Bidbadguy, That was a joke, get it? We're looking because we know it's not a joke to find that one person that makes us smile all day. It's worth the hard work to find that one guy that does it for us. Out of the masses, that don't Natalie


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Posted on Wed, Feb 20, 2008 18:30

If marrying a man is so bad why r u looking so hard


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Posted on Sat, Feb 16, 2008 14:04

Amen, or should that be...Awomen?! I agree whole heartedly. Well, most of the time. Today being one of times. Now off to go do some shopping! Qadesh


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