My dog is always faithful to me, likes my cooking, sleeps next to me and doesn't expect me to provide nightly entertainment, understands when I am moody and hides under a pillow when I am angry. My dog lets me vent whenever I want to and doesn't feel obligated to make things right. My dog also understands that I need my space. I like my dog WAAAYYY better than any man I have ever known. ;)
My dog is always faithful to me, likes my cooking, sleeps next to me and doesn't expect me to provide nightly entertainment, understands when I am moody and hides under a pillow when I am angry. My dog lets me vent whenever I want to and doesn't feel obligated to make things right. My dog also understands that I need my space. I like my dog WAAAYYY better than any man I have ever known. ;)
Dog versus man.....I have considered this .... Pros-dogs always happy to see you (well actually anyone - not so much a pro) -will eat the same food(no choice - lol) -shed/fart/burp ( No difference - lol) -don't need Cable therefore no remote to lose/chase -warm the bed (hog the bed) -don't need clothes etc. - not high maintenance (no toys so to speak)
Cons-dogs need to be walked -can't leave them alone for weekend away( this is almost the same for different reasons ) -have to clean up after them (hmmmm - enough said) -dogs never take you out for more than a walk -sniff everyone's butts (rofl) -vet bills ( like owning a car - never an inexpensive fix )
Still would prefer a man...with a dog would be icing on the cake.
Dog versus man.....I have considered this ....
Pros-dogs always happy to see you (well actually anyone - not so much a pro)
-will eat the same food(no choice - lol)
-shed/fart/burp ( No difference - lol)
-don't need Cable therefore no remote to lose/chase
-warm the bed (hog the bed)
-don't need clothes etc. - not high maintenance (no toys so to speak)
Cons-dogs need to be walked
-can't leave them alone for weekend away( this is almost the same for different reasons )
-have to clean up after them (hmmmm - enough said)
-dogs never take you out for more than a walk
-sniff everyone's butts (rofl)
-vet bills ( like owning a car - never an inexpensive fix )
Still would prefer a man...with a dog would be icing on the cake.
No liars, no cheats, no mental or physical abuse, always there to listen, what more could you ask for.......Yeap if I didn't have so many cats I would have a dog by now...
Don't get me wrong CAT'S rule :)
No liars, no cheats, no mental or physical abuse, always there to listen, what more could you ask for.......Yeap if I didn't have so many cats I would have a dog by now...
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