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Posted on Fri, Oct 26, 2007 19:46

Ok, it's time to lighten things up a bit......and where is everyone? Please chime in :) Oh, and please ignore the fat comment...that doesn't apply here. The rest is great! Just click on the picture and zoom...

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Posted on Tue, Nov 20, 2007 19:28

Re: AbzWayne write: BlueGirl.... Is there something you want to tell us about the Key ??

Nope. My lips are sealed. ;)


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Posted on Mon, Nov 19, 2007 21:00

Re: Nisi32132 write: Tommy, You're ONLY 32 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nat, I love the new picture! It's so you....hehe Mel


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Posted on Mon, Nov 19, 2007 20:59

Re: tommmyD write: I have yet to meet the girl who is too fat to be on top.

Tommy, There's something to be said for a man who likes variety and has a good imagination. ;) Melissa


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Posted on Mon, Nov 19, 2007 20:55

Re: bigtom77 write: This made me think of the TV ad I saw where the guy says "Wow where did you learn that?" His lady replise "From your brother" Leason learned-- don't ask if you cant handle the answer.---Tom

Tom, That's a good one! LMAO :) Melissa


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Posted on Mon, Nov 19, 2007 15:28

Tommy, You're ONLY 32 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Posted on Mon, Nov 19, 2007 02:19

Agreed Tommy NO SUCH THING as to fat to be on top... BlueGirl.... Is there something you want to tell us about the Key ?? Some funny ones there.... Hugz fae ME


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Posted on Sun, Nov 18, 2007 19:04

Pink - I think we'll paint the ceiling pink.


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Posted on Fri, Nov 16, 2007 08:34

I have yet to meet the girl who is too fat to be on top.


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Posted on Fri, Nov 16, 2007 06:33

Re: Betterman351 write: I thought you had the handcuff key! Why not?! Your mother likes it. If I wanted to cuddle I'd buy a teddy bear.

And he's back in the game!! By the way ladies - ALWAYS ask to see the key before you play with handcuffs, lol. ;)


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Posted on Wed, Nov 14, 2007 22:52

This made me think of the TV ad I saw where the guy says "Wow where did you learn that?" His lady replise "From your brother" Leason learned-- don't ask if you cant handle the answer.---Tom


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Posted on Sun, Oct 28, 2007 15:19

Re: Nisi32132 write: Now who can add to them ?? I'll have to give this some thought but I bet we can come up with some hummmm dingers !! Nat32132 "Uh, baby, you are in the wrong hole." "There are exactly 86 tiles on the ceiling." "I am so sorry. I didn't mean to laugh at you when you burped." "I don't know HOW you thought you would need Magnums". "Wow. "Large shoes" DOES only mean "large feet." "Putting that in my mouth would be like a whale sucking on a tic tac."


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Posted on Sun, Oct 28, 2007 09:17

Did you "finish"?


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Posted on Sat, Oct 27, 2007 21:03

Re: Nisi32132 write: ROFLMAO !!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thanks Mel !!!!! I needed that laugh !!! Now who can add to them ?? I'll have to give this some thought but I bet we can come up with some hummmm dingers !! Nat32132

Oh I've got good one....LMAO The lights are off, things are steaming up, I go to reach for IT and... I say, "Honey, where is it?" LMAO Bet that would go over like a lead balloon. :) Ok, sorry guys! I couldn't resist.


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Posted on Sat, Oct 27, 2007 20:42

Re: Nisi32132 write: ROFLMAO !!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thanks Mel !!!!! I needed that laugh !!! Now who can add to them ?? I'll have to give this some thought but I bet we can come up with some hummmm dingers !! Nat32132

Nat, LMAO I bet we can too! hehe Melissa


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Posted on Sat, Oct 27, 2007 19:29

How about: " I thought you said you took a shower?"


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Posted on Sat, Oct 27, 2007 16:22

ROFLMAO !!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thanks Mel !!!!! I needed that laugh !!! Now who can add to them ?? I'll have to give this some thought but I bet we can come up with some hummmm dingers !! Nat32132


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Posted on Sat, Oct 27, 2007 11:22

Don't forget "Is it in yet?" and "Did I tell you? The CDC called and said I'm not contagious anymore." lol


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