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What Not to Say During S*x
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LonelyInFL
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Posted on Fri, Oct 26, 2007 19:46
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Quoting LonelyInFL:
Ok, it's time to lighten things up a bit......and where is everyone? Please chime in :)
Oh, and please ignore the fat comment...that doesn't apply here. The rest is great! Just click on the picture and zoom...
Ok, it's time to lighten things up a bit......and where is everyone? Please chime in :)
Oh, and please ignore the fat comment...that doesn't apply here. The rest is great! Just click on the picture and zoom...
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bluegirl2006
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Posted on Tue, Nov 20, 2007 19:28
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Quoting bluegirl2006: Nope. My lips are sealed. ;) Re:
AbzWayne write:
BlueGirl.... Is there something you want to tell us about the Key ??
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AbzWayne write:
BlueGirl.... Is there something you want to tell us about the Key ??
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Nope. My lips are sealed. ;)
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LonelyInFL
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Posted on Mon, Nov 19, 2007 21:00
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Quoting LonelyInFL: Nat, I love the new picture! It's so you....hehe Mel Re:
Nisi32132 write: Tommy, You're ONLY 32 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Nisi32132 write: Tommy, You're ONLY 32 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Nat,
I love the new picture! It's so you....hehe
Mel
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LonelyInFL
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Posted on Mon, Nov 19, 2007 20:59
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Quoting LonelyInFL: Tommy, There's something to be said for a man who likes variety and has a good imagination. ;) Melissa Re:
tommmyD write: I have yet to meet the girl who is too fat to be on top.
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tommmyD write: I have yet to meet the girl who is too fat to be on top.
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Tommy,
There's something to be said for a man who likes variety and has a good imagination. ;)
Melissa
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LonelyInFL
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Posted on Mon, Nov 19, 2007 20:55
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Quoting LonelyInFL: Tom, That's a good one! LMAO :) Melissa Re:
bigtom77 write: This made me think of the TV ad I saw where the guy says "Wow where did you learn that?" His lady replise "From your brother" Leason learned-- don't ask if you cant handle the answer.---Tom
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bigtom77 write: This made me think of the TV ad I saw where the guy says "Wow where did you learn that?" His lady replise "From your brother"
Leason learned-- don't ask if you cant handle the answer.---Tom
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Tom,
That's a good one! LMAO :)
Melissa
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Posted on Mon, Nov 19, 2007 15:28
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Quoting Nisi32132:
Tommy, You're ONLY 32 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tommy, You're ONLY 32 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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AbzWayne
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Posted on Mon, Nov 19, 2007 02:19
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Quoting AbzWayne:
Agreed Tommy
NO SUCH THING as to fat to be on top...
BlueGirl.... Is there something you want to tell us about the Key ??
Some funny ones there....
Hugz fae ME
Agreed Tommy
NO SUCH THING as to fat to be on top...
BlueGirl.... Is there something you want to tell us about the Key ??
Some funny ones there....
Hugz fae ME
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smoosh
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Posted on Sun, Nov 18, 2007 19:04
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Quoting smoosh:
Pink - I think we'll paint the ceiling pink.
Pink - I think we'll paint the ceiling pink.
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tommmyD
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Posted on Fri, Nov 16, 2007 08:34
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Quoting tommmyD:
I have yet to meet the girl who is too fat to be on top.
I have yet to meet the girl who is too fat to be on top.
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bluegirl2006
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Posted on Fri, Nov 16, 2007 06:33
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Quoting bluegirl2006: And he's back in the game!! By the way ladies - ALWAYS ask to see the key before you play with handcuffs, lol. ;) Re:
Betterman351 write: I thought you had the handcuff key!
Why not?! Your mother likes it.
If I wanted to cuddle I'd buy a teddy bear.
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Betterman351 write: I thought you had the handcuff key!
Why not?! Your mother likes it.
If I wanted to cuddle I'd buy a teddy bear.
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And he's back in the game!! By the way ladies - ALWAYS ask to see the key before you play with handcuffs, lol. ;)
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bigtom77
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Posted on Wed, Nov 14, 2007 22:52
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Quoting bigtom77:
This made me think of the TV ad I saw where the guy says "Wow where did you learn that?" His lady replise "From your brother" Leason learned-- don't ask if you cant handle the answer.---Tom
This made me think of the TV ad I saw where the guy says "Wow where did you learn that?" His lady replise "From your brother"
Leason learned-- don't ask if you cant handle the answer.---Tom
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jjiggl
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Posted on Sun, Oct 28, 2007 15:19
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Quoting jjiggl:
Re:
Nisi32132 write: Now who can add to them ??
I'll have to give this some thought but I bet we can come up with some hummmm dingers !!
Nat32132
"Uh, baby, you are in the wrong hole."
"There are exactly 86 tiles on the ceiling."
"I am so sorry. I didn't mean to laugh at you when you burped."
"I don't know HOW you thought you would need Magnums".
"Wow. "Large shoes" DOES only mean "large feet."
"Putting that in my mouth would be like a whale sucking on a tic tac."
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Nisi32132 write:
Now who can add to them ??
I'll have to give this some thought but I bet we can come up with some hummmm dingers !!
Nat32132
"Uh, baby, you are in the wrong hole."
"There are exactly 86 tiles on the ceiling."
"I am so sorry. I didn't mean to laugh at you when you burped."
"I don't know HOW you thought you would need Magnums".
"Wow. "Large shoes" DOES only mean "large feet."
"Putting that in my mouth would be like a whale sucking on a tic tac."
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TheyCallMeKat
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Posted on Sun, Oct 28, 2007 09:17
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Quoting TheyCallMeKat:
Did you "finish"?
Did you "finish"?
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LonelyInFL
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Posted on Sat, Oct 27, 2007 21:03
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Quoting LonelyInFL: Oh I've got good one....LMAO The lights are off, things are steaming up, I go to reach for IT and... I say, "Honey, where is it?" LMAO Bet that would go over like a lead balloon. :) Ok, sorry guys! I couldn't resist. Re:
Nisi32132 write: ROFLMAO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thanks Mel !!!!! I needed that laugh !!!
Now who can add to them ??
I'll have to give this some thought but I bet we can come up with some hummmm dingers !!
Nat32132
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Re:
Nisi32132 write: ROFLMAO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thanks Mel !!!!! I needed that laugh !!!
Now who can add to them ??
I'll have to give this some thought but I bet we can come up with some hummmm dingers !!
Nat32132
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Oh I've got good one....LMAO
The lights are off, things are steaming up, I go to reach for IT and...
I say, "Honey, where is it?"
LMAO Bet that would go over like a lead balloon. :)
Ok, sorry guys! I couldn't resist.
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LonelyInFL
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Posted on Sat, Oct 27, 2007 20:42
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Quoting LonelyInFL: Nat, LMAO I bet we can too! hehe Melissa Re:
Nisi32132 write: ROFLMAO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thanks Mel !!!!! I needed that laugh !!!
Now who can add to them ??
I'll have to give this some thought but I bet we can come up with some hummmm dingers !!
Nat32132
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Re:
Nisi32132 write: ROFLMAO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thanks Mel !!!!! I needed that laugh !!!
Now who can add to them ??
I'll have to give this some thought but I bet we can come up with some hummmm dingers !!
Nat32132
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Nat,
LMAO I bet we can too! hehe
Melissa
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truefriendinme
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Posted on Sat, Oct 27, 2007 19:29
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Quoting truefriendinme:
How about:
" I thought you said you took a shower?"
How about:
" I thought you said you took a shower?"
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Posted on Sat, Oct 27, 2007 16:22
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Quoting Nisi32132:
ROFLMAO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thanks Mel !!!!! I needed that laugh !!!
Now who can add to them ??
I'll have to give this some thought but I bet we can come up with some hummmm dingers !!
Nat32132
ROFLMAO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thanks Mel !!!!! I needed that laugh !!!
Now who can add to them ??
I'll have to give this some thought but I bet we can come up with some hummmm dingers !!
Nat32132
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bluegirl2006
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Posted on Sat, Oct 27, 2007 11:22
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Quoting bluegirl2006:
Don't forget "Is it in yet?" and "Did I tell you? The CDC called and said I'm not contagious anymore." lol
Don't forget "Is it in yet?" and "Did I tell you? The CDC called and said I'm not contagious anymore." lol
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