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Posted on Tue, Sep 25, 2007 13:36

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday morning; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt. God works in Mysterious ways. After they crawl out of their cars, the man is yelling....about women drivers the woman says, "So you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days". Flattered, the man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely, this must be a sign from God!" But you're still at fault...women shouldn't be allowed to drive. The woman continues, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune." Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle and immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man. The man asks, "Aren't you having any?" The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police...." MORAL OF THE STORY: Women are clever, evil bitches. Don't mess with us.


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Posted on Fri, Sep 28, 2007 00:06

It didn't help that he was a very stupid man,he should have seen that one coming from a mile away !!!


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Posted on Tue, Sep 25, 2007 18:31

LOL love it..


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Posted on Tue, Sep 25, 2007 18:07

That's us women - always planning. (smirk)


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Posted on Tue, Sep 25, 2007 16:36

he he he...


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Posted on Tue, Sep 25, 2007 14:33

AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!


In your rocking-chair, by your window dreaming, shall you long, alone. In your rocking-chair, by your window, shall you dream such happiness as you may never feel. –Theodore Dreiser

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