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Posted on Sep 18, 2007 at 12:42 PM

Last night, my friend and I were sitting in the living room and I said to her, "I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug." She got up, unplugged the TV, and threw out my wine. B*tch.


In your rocking-chair, by your window dreaming, shall you long, alone. In your rocking-chair, by your window, shall you dream such happiness as you may never feel. –Theodore Dreiser
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Posted on Sep 20, 2007 at 01:37 PM

Re: honeybiscuit write: And if I see any of you LF folks lurking around outside my house don't think I want report you for attempted catnapping! Honey...I would try but I already have 9 of my own...yours are very handsome though!


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Posted on Sep 20, 2007 at 11:04 AM

And if I see any of you LF folks lurking around outside my house don't think I want report you for attempted catnapping!

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Posted on Sep 20, 2007 at 11:00 AM

Re: bluegirl2006 write: Honey your boys are beautiful!

Warning Cat Hijack! Thanks Blue - I am quite proud of em I must admit. Probably worse than a person with their children. My Mom and Pop call the boys their grandcats. he he. Its kind of a relief that they transfered all that grandparent energy, since none of us have given them any human babies. Wendell the gray one - he sits in my Pop's lap for a few hours everyday and for every major ball game he is right there with him. lol. If they are alone in the room and Pop does not think anyone is around he actually talk to Wendell about the games and you would think the cat gets every single word. lol. I think that cat has added at least 5 years to his life!

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Posted on Sep 19, 2007 at 02:59 PM

Honey your boys are beautiful!

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Posted on Sep 18, 2007 at 11:09 PM

So sad and sooooo true. Bad amuse! Might have to toss my 2 boy cats out the door too, they are always cuddled up close. God I love those critters. lol. On another site I frequent someone posed the question of if you could have a geisha - male or female - would you want one and why. One of the fellas suggested that he could be "kept" by a woman for entertainment and beauty purposes. I had to say - no thanks - my cats do that job just fine - and they think I'm god. lol. See Da Boys :-)

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Posted on Sep 18, 2007 at 04:37 PM

Reality rules - lol - guess it would my computer chucked along with my caffeine. Guess that would actually be brutal reality - wah!

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Posted on Sep 18, 2007 at 04:23 PM

Muhahahaaaa.... Well at least you know she will see your last wish thru :P Hugz, as always, from ME

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Posted on Sep 18, 2007 at 02:08 PM

OMFG! That is toooooooo funny!

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