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Posted on Sun, Aug 05, 2007 19:53

a friend sent me this - thought yall would get a laugh too. WHY CHOCOLATE IS BETTER THEN SEX 1. You can GET chocolate. 2. "If you love me you'll swallow that" has real meaning with chocolate. 3. Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft. 4. You can safely have chocolate while you are driving. 5. You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to. 6. You can have chocolate even in front of your mother. 7. If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won't mind. 8. Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called nasty names. 9. The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate. 10. You can have chocolate on top of your workbench/desk during working hours without upsetting your work mates. 11. You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped. 12. You don't get hairs in your mouth with chocolate. 13. With chocolate there's no need to fake it. 14. Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant. 15. You can have chocolate at any time of the month. 16. Good chocolate is easy to find. 17. You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle. 18. You are never too young or too old for chocolate. 19. When you have chocolate it does not keep your neighbors awake. 20. With chocolate size doesn't matter; it's always good


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Posted on Fri, Aug 10, 2007 16:18

Re: honeybiscuit write: Okay - so this is the best of both worlds but the chocolate can;t be something crappy like hershey's syrup - it needs to be sexy stuff. below are my top three chocolates to have sex by followed by a method for consumption....a really apt metaphor for other activities.... VOSGES Brand Barcelona Exotic Candy Bar Hickory smoked almonds + fleur de sel gray sea salt + deep milk chocolate Calindia Exotic Candy Bar Indian green cardamom + organic California walnuts + dried plums + Venezuelan dark chocolate Red Fire Exotic Candy Bar Mexican ancho and chipotle chili peppers + Ceylon cinnamon + dark chocolate ............. whew! I have to go rest for a moment now....

Good stuff, thank you!!! I saved it too...*grin*


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Posted on Fri, Aug 10, 2007 16:17

Re: Thunderheart44 write: Wylde is that your way of saying you missed me ?

smooooooooooooooooch *grin*


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Posted on Fri, Aug 10, 2007 11:52

Re:bitterman405 write: What about chocolate with sex? Rubber sheets, melted chocolate, an applicator of choice. Messy yes, but the fun is cleaning each other off. Somehow.

Okay - so this is the best of both worlds but the chocolate can;t be something crappy like hershey's syrup - it needs to be sexy stuff. below are my top three chocolates to have sex by followed by a method for consumption....a really apt metaphor for other activities.... VOSGES Brand Barcelona Exotic Candy Bar Hickory smoked almonds + fleur de sel gray sea salt + deep milk chocolate Calindia Exotic Candy Bar Indian green cardamom + organic California walnuts + dried plums + Venezuelan dark chocolate Red Fire Exotic Candy Bar Mexican ancho and chipotle chili peppers + Ceylon cinnamon + dark chocolate Liquid Chocolate, How to Sip... See... look at the rich red brown cocoa the shavings of chocolate, pieces of vanilla bean, spices and flowers. Smell... inhale the aromas from the cocoa. As you add the cocoa to steaming milk and/or cream, the sweet dairy smells will incorporate with the chocolate. Froth... for the true experience, it is important to add air to the mixture by using a traditional Mexican molinillo or a hand blender. The Aztecs considered the floating foam the most desired part of the drink, the essence of the theobroma cacao, food of the gods. Sip... take some of the foam and the cocoa into your mouth to cover your palette. Swallow and then take air into your mouth and sip your breath. The bouquet unfolds. Chew... bits of vanilla bean and other exotic ingredients that add unexpected textures and bring the true flavor to your mouth. Adjust...add more cocoa for a deeper chocolate experience. Sweeten up with a touch more sugar if desired. Jazz up with fresh blood orange peel or sink an exotic truffle deep in your drink. whew! I have to go rest for a moment now....


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Posted on Fri, Aug 10, 2007 01:18

Wylde is that your way of saying you missed me ?


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Posted on Tue, Aug 07, 2007 18:43

Re: Thunderheart44 write: Sex first then lots of chocolate,then some more sex and then some more chocolate !! works for me !!

HEY!!!! Look who crawled outta the woodwork...get unchained for a bit??? hahahahahahhahahaha


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Posted on Mon, Aug 06, 2007 20:58

I side with bitterman with this one honeyB


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Posted on Mon, Aug 06, 2007 20:40

Re: honeybiscuit write: Some BITTER chocolate perhaps?!LOL. There is this one chocolate called sharfenberger that makes something called a nibby bar - it has dark chocolate with whole cracked cocoa nibs in it. it is truely intoxicating. I once lost half a day after eating a bar with 2 friends and then laying shoulder to shoulder on a grassy hill watching clouds - you would've thought we had dropped acid or something.

That sounds wonderful. I love dark chocolate.


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Posted on Mon, Aug 06, 2007 20:22

Re: bitterman405 write: What about chocolate with sex? Rubber sheets, melted chocolate, an applicator of choice. Messy yes, but the fun is cleaning each other off. Somehow.

Some BITTER chocolate perhaps?!LOL. There is this one chocolate called sharfenberger that makes something called a nibby bar - it has dark chocolate with whole cracked cocoa nibs in it. it is truely intoxicating. I once lost half a day after eating a bar with 2 friends and then laying shoulder to shoulder on a grassy hill watching clouds - you would've thought we had dropped acid or something.

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Posted on Mon, Aug 06, 2007 19:32

Re: bitterman405 write: What about chocolate with sex? Rubber sheets, melted chocolate, an applicator of choice. Messy yes, but the fun is cleaning each other off. Somehow.

Now that is the best idea I have heard all day.


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Posted on Mon, Aug 06, 2007 11:38

Sex first then lots of chocolate,then some more sex and then some more chocolate !! works for me !!


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Posted on Sun, Aug 05, 2007 21:25

Is it bad to choose chocolate , I mean sex - no no the chocolate - can I have both???


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Posted on Sun, Aug 05, 2007 20:00

ROFLMFAO!!!!!! That's perfect!!!


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