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muaaas4u
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Posted on Fri, Jun 22, 2007 10:37

Hi there everyone, before reading this I just want to state that I do not mean to offend anyone, it's all in good fun! So smile :) A blonde's car gets a flat tire on the Interstate one day So she eases it over onto the shoulder of the road. She carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk, takes out two cardboard men, unfolds them and stands them at the rear of the vehicle facing oncoming traffic. The lifelike cardboard men are in trench coats exposing their nude bodies to approaching drivers. Not surprisingly, the traffic became snarled and backed up. It wasn't very long before a police car arrives. The Officer, clearly enraged, approaches the blonde of the disabled vehicle yelling, "What is going on here?" "My car broke down, Officer", says the woman, calmly. "Well, what the hell are these obscene cardboard pictures doing here by the road?" asks the Officer "Helllllooooo, those are my emergency flashers!" she replied.


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SweetCarmelBBBW
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Posted on Sun, Jun 24, 2007 19:27

Re: muaaas4u write: Hi there everyone, before reading this I just want to state that I do not mean to offend anyone, it's all in good fun! So smile :) A blonde's car gets a flat tire on the Interstate one day So she eases it over onto the shoulder of the road. She carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk, takes out two cardboard men, unfolds them and stands them at the rear of the vehicle facing oncoming traffic. The lifelike cardboard men are in trench coats exposing their nude bodies to approaching drivers. Not surprisingly, the traffic became snarled and backed up. It wasn't very long before a police car arrives. The Officer, clearly enraged, approaches the blonde of the disabled vehicle yelling, "What is going on here?" "My car broke down, Officer", says the woman, calmly. "Well, what the hell are these obscene cardboard pictures doing here by the road?" asks the Officer "Helllllooooo, those are my emergency flashers!" she replied.

I am offended!!! I am a natural blonde - ROFLMFAO This is funny


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Posted on Sun, Jun 24, 2007 07:39

very cute...but time for a rehashing of blonde jokes soo..... Why did the blonde have square breasts? >she forgot to take the tissues out of their boxes. nw...see what you've started! LOL


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