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Posted on Mon, May 28, 2007 20:10

Ok. So we all know that damnable question in damn near every man's heart that we happen to come into contact with. "How big r yer b00bs?" ... "I like you but yer big b00bs bring it all home" ... WTF? I mean.. really: WTF?? The female form, in any "consistancy", should be admired and appreciated. Hell, even I love to look at nude women - we are beautiful! ... so why is the size of my chest so freakin important? It's just too damn bad for us ladies that we can't do a c*ck size test before we start dating. We don't get to find out how "gifted" a fellow is until it's in our face and by then it's too freakin late to back out of the arrangement! How f*cking unfair is that???? If we could tho... man! .. men round the world would be changing their tunes real freakin quick!


In your rocking-chair, by your window dreaming, shall you long, alone. In your rocking-chair, by your window, shall you dream such happiness as you may never feel. –Theodore Dreiser

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Posted on Thu, Jun 28, 2007 17:54

This does make me laugh...I have had men tell me how big they were right from the get go..I ask them why would they give me that info and they say most women they talk to ask. we are talking length and girth


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Posted on Thu, Jun 28, 2007 09:26

well, I always did send in the girl with the best ta tas into the walk in freezer or reefer to search for something I knew wasn't there (hence increasing her chill time) and with the uniforms we had to wear you could always tell iffn her ta tas needed help to defrost ;P


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Posted on Wed, Jun 20, 2007 00:29

I hate to break it to you honey the tables have been turned i can only speak for me but wheni first start talking to a lady not all but most of the time before the end of our talk she has asked me my size as for me it is not bother me if she ask i have nothing to i i am a very open mind person and an open book you ask i will tell kind thing


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Posted on Tue, Jun 19, 2007 21:46

Once again I've a reference to my restaurant days - where there were few secrets between the men and women in the kitchen and absolutely nothing was sacred. Whoever was working a station where they could veiw the dining public was expected to share with everyone else in the kitchen when something or someone interesting was happening in the diningroom. One famous restaurant "Stars" had an oyster station that was the most public area that the cooks were allowed to congregate in so when a cook would yell out Oyster help it became the universal call in all of Northern california meaning that something really worth seeing was in the dining room. It as an legitimate excuse for everyone to act like they were running to the station to assist when in fact they were only coming to see a hot lady or sometimes man, someone who looked ridiculous, people doing things at the table that they thought noone was noticing, and always always cleavage with a long drawn out discussion that usually carred over to drinks after the shift was over as to whether they were fake or real ta tas. It was too funny. The fellas in the kitchen as a whole seemed to be partial to the real thing something about texture but there was the occasional guy who would drool no matter what was making a ladies sweater poke out in certain places. You would not believe some of the things we saw and heard and witnessed. Bizz - you've had some food service experience - you got any good stories to add? Oh yeah and finally I was often the only or at least one of the only women working as a chef and on occasion in one specific restaurant that I was chefing at I would look up to discover that I was by myself in the kitchen. It took me awhile but I finally discovered that what was occurring was that when the guys had discovered a well endowed lady sitting at a table positioned under the skylight, they would all go up on the roof and look down her blouse! I think it was not the ta ta's though that drew them to the roof as much as it was herd mentality and the idea of getting away with something. Boys...makes me laugh really. But ladies - always keep that in mind the boys are never not paying attention and scheming up a storm...

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Posted on Mon, Jun 18, 2007 05:41

Re: bizzle49 wrote: ROFLMAO

ROFLMAO??? That's all I get? Chicken. lol ;-)


In your rocking-chair, by your window dreaming, shall you long, alone. In your rocking-chair, by your window, shall you dream such happiness as you may never feel. –Theodore Dreiser

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Posted on Mon, Jun 18, 2007 00:39

Re: Thunderheart44 write: Yes I will give a loud booo to fake ta-ta's.There's so much more to love about curvey full figured women than that,but there is just no substitute for the real thing !!

I agree! I have a friend that has fake ones, they look like bullets and they are hard...yuck.


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Posted on Sun, Jun 17, 2007 03:50

Yes I will give a loud booo to fake ta-ta's.There's so much more to love about curvey full figured women than that,but there is just no substitute for the real thing !!


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Posted on Sat, Jun 16, 2007 13:14

Oh I am jumping on on this thread, late. However, I understand that we all have something that attracts us to another. Often, looks are what we can see or know first so its the obvious starting point. I do hate to be messaged online and have the first comment be how large are my breasts. I figure a 'hi, how are you?' might be more appropriate. Lastly, people say alot of things online that they would never say to you on the street simply because they'd not have the courage to be that crass. I saw a comedy show the other day, where that redneck comedian, Jeff Foxworthy? said, 'in the day, finding a big breasted woman meant dating a fat chick. Now we have plastic surgery, thank god." Do i hear a boooooo for fake ta-tas? LOL Love ya all.


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Posted on Fri, Jun 15, 2007 07:45

ROFLMAO


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Posted on Thu, Jun 14, 2007 16:36

Re: bizzle49 write: syre, why not right here....will make the censors fall over lol B=====> your turn lol

Ok .. Let's ... get it awwwwwhhhhnnnn ... aaaaaaawwwww suga! ( o y o )


In your rocking-chair, by your window dreaming, shall you long, alone. In your rocking-chair, by your window, shall you dream such happiness as you may never feel. –Theodore Dreiser

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Posted on Wed, Jun 13, 2007 07:51

syre, why not right here....will make the censors fall over lol B=====> your turn lol


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Posted on Tue, Jun 12, 2007 23:10

Who cares what size you bra is .What matters is what is in your heart and mind!I certainly don't want to know what size the are.Because a sharp mind and a good heart trumps a pair of 44D's and a empty head and bitter heart .as for the Lent there are many way for a man to please a woman.besides being hung like a horse.;0


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Posted on Fri, Jun 01, 2007 11:35


Re: bitterman405 write: Breastesses are great but I must say; I like big butts and I can not lie.... (QUOTE) Bitterman - you have your very own kinda charm. LOL I must confess - yet again a confession - that if you manage to put the "crass" question in a form that also makes a lady laugh you've pretty much pulled it off. I can just imagine you singing along to this as you tool down the road in your BAD RIDE muscle car...lolol


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Posted on Fri, Jun 01, 2007 11:31

Re: redleg write: I would suggest, if a man asks that question, that you should realize you are dealing with someone that has little or nothing to say. "How big are your tits", what an idiot. There is pillow talk and then there is stupid.

Check it out another cultured intellegent fella - and he not only knows the word pillow talk but eseems to know what it is and how to do it. Nice to see you gents coming out to play. The blogs are always much more fun when yall weight in too.


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Posted on Fri, Jun 01, 2007 10:32

Re: bitterman405 write: Breastesses are great but I must say; I like big butts and I can not lie You other brothers can't deny That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist And a round thing in your face You get sprung Wanna pull up tough Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed Deep in the jeans she's wearing I'm hooked and I can't stop staring Oh, baby I wanna get with ya And take your picture My homeboys tried to warn me But that butt you got Make Me so horney Ooh, rump of smooth skin You say you wanna get in my benz Well use me use me cuz you aint that average groupy And as always, Have A Nice Day!!

ROFLMBPAO - too funny!!! No that is not me, but I thought you might enjoy it.

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Posted on Thu, May 31, 2007 12:16

I would suggest, if a man asks that question, that you should realize you are dealing with someone that has little or nothing to say. "How big are your tits", what an idiot. There is pillow talk and then there is stupid.


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Posted on Thu, May 31, 2007 05:42

Re: bizzle49 write: well back to you show me yours and I'll show you mine LOL

LOL Bizzle! Here? Right now? Naughty.


In your rocking-chair, by your window dreaming, shall you long, alone. In your rocking-chair, by your window, shall you dream such happiness as you may never feel. –Theodore Dreiser

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Posted on Thu, May 31, 2007 03:27

Amuse you seem to be constantly pissed off,and it certainly seems you don't have many good things to say about men in general.Are you sure it's a man your looking for? Maybe you need to uncover your real issues and some hidden desires you may not want to admit!


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Posted on Wed, May 30, 2007 22:13

Re: Thunderheart44 wrote: no thats just what you want to read into it,men and women come to these sites for different reasons not all are honerable or honest about why.But whether your male or female everyone has their own way of finding what their looking for.It isnt easy or quick and lumping all men into one sterotype,or being so quick to pre judge men isnt going to help you to find a decent guy,if thats what your actually looking for ?

UM, I quoted YOU. There is no false interpretation here. You know why stereotyping p*sses people off? Because the truth hurts! Now it's ME that's quick to judge? Who, exactly, am I judging? I believe I was b*tching.. there is a difference.


In your rocking-chair, by your window dreaming, shall you long, alone. In your rocking-chair, by your window, shall you dream such happiness as you may never feel. –Theodore Dreiser

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