Quoting honeybiscuit:

If you had the magical power to hit any living person in the face with a pie...
Who would the target be and what pie would you use?

I would hit
Dick Cheney with a pot pie (with a little buck shot in it).
Rush Limbaugh with a hot pecan pie (bubbling from the oven)
And I am accepting applicants for a face covered in strawberry rhubarb pie, that I get to lick clean. ;-)

If you had the magical power to hit any living person in the face with a pie...
Who would the target be and what pie would you use?

I would hit
Dick Cheney with a pot pie (with a little buck shot in it).
Rush Limbaugh with a hot pecan pie (bubbling from the oven)
And I am accepting applicants for a face covered in strawberry rhubarb pie, that I get to lick clean. ;-)

Quoting jjiggl:

Myself, with my Grandma Esther's--(God rest her sweet soul)--sweet potato pie and her lemon meringue pie. That way I would have a good, guilt-free excuse to eat an entire pie.

Myself, with my Grandma Esther's--(God rest her sweet soul)--sweet potato pie and her lemon meringue pie. That way I would have a good, guilt-free excuse to eat an entire pie.

Quoting the_dude_abides:

That idot who got on an international flight knowing he had tuberculosis is deserving of a pie bashing.

and Honeybiscuit, let me know where the signup sheet is for your strawberry rhubarb treatment!

That idot who got on an international flight knowing he had tuberculosis is deserving of a pie bashing.

and Honeybiscuit, let me know where the signup sheet is for your strawberry rhubarb treatment!

Quoting SweetCarmelBBBW:

To be mean -

I'm gonna have to go with Rosie O - cause I don't care for her. I really don't care for her comments regarding our troops. I would hit her in the face with a deep dish hot apple pie.


For Fun -

I would hit my sweetie on his freshly shaved head with a lemon cream that I can then lick off.

To be mean -

I'm gonna have to go with Rosie O - cause I don't care for her. I really don't care for her comments regarding our troops. I would hit her in the face with a deep dish hot apple pie.


For Fun -

I would hit my sweetie on his freshly shaved head with a lemon cream that I can then lick off.

Quoting AmuseMe:

Big Rosie O. Is a gal pal but needs a pie in the face for her comments on the troops in Iraq.

Nana's teacher this year. A 5 year mandatory internship as an assistant teacher in K should be required before setting these people who have no clue loose on our developing elementary school children.

Big Rosie O. Is a gal pal but needs a pie in the face for her comments on the troops in Iraq.

Nana's teacher this year. A 5 year mandatory internship as an assistant teacher in K should be required before setting these people who have no clue loose on our developing elementary school children.

In your rocking-chair, by your window dreaming, shall you long, alone. In your rocking-chair, by your window, shall you dream such happiness as you may never feel. –Theodore Dreiser

Quoting bizzle49:

forget the strawberries...make it a straight rhubarby pie and fire away :P

methinks that our humble president would look really spiffy with a lemon merenge dripping off his face :D

forget the strawberries...make it a straight rhubarby pie and fire away :P

methinks that our humble president would look really spiffy with a lemon merenge dripping off his face :D