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muaaas4u
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Posted on Tue, May 22, 2007 18:36

Three guys are having a relaxing day of fishing. Out of the blue, they catch a mermaid -- who begs to be set free, in return for granting each of them a wish. One of the guys just doesn't believe it, and says, "Okay, if you can really grant wishes, then double my I.Q." The mermaid says, "Done." Suddenly, the guy starts reciting Shakespeare flawlessly, and analyzing what he's recited with great insight. The second guy is so amazed he says to the mermaid, "Triple my I.Q." The mermaid says, "Done." The guy starts to spout solutions to problems that have been stumping all the great scientists of the world: the mathematicians, physicists, chemists, and so on. The last guy is so enthralled with the changes in his friends that he says to the mermaid, "Quintuple my I.Q." The mermaid looks at him and says, "You know, I normally don't try to change people's minds when they make a wish, but I really think you should reconsider." The guy says, "Nope, I want you to multiply my I.Q. times five, and if you don't do it, I won't set you free." "Please," the mermaid says, "you don't know what you're asking! It'll change your entire view on the universe. Won't you ask for something else, a million dollars, anything?" But no matter what the mermaid says, the guy insists on having his I.Q. increased to five times its usual power. Finally, the mermaid sighs and says, "Done." And he turns into a woman.

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Posted on Tue, May 29, 2007 09:38

ahh yes screw up to the point of promotion or at least removed from any meaningful duty lol


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Posted on Mon, May 28, 2007 22:05

Re: bizzle49 wrote: WE just don't show how smart we are because it's much mofe fun to slop on some greasepaint and burn some burgers and hot dogs and get puke drunk in the parking lot before and after the bowl game of the century

Ooh, so basically you are saying that men are like my 8 year old when I send her into the kitchen to wash up some dishes: ... she know's how to wash them without breaking them, but she will always break one because she knows it will get her out of KP duty for a while. Do I have the jist of it Bizzle? lol


In your rocking-chair, by your window dreaming, shall you long, alone. In your rocking-chair, by your window, shall you dream such happiness as you may never feel. –Theodore Dreiser

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Posted on Mon, May 28, 2007 12:06

WE just don't show how smart we are because it's much mofe fun to slop on some greasepaint and burn some burgers and hot dogs and get puke drunk in the parking lot before and after the bowl game of the century


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Posted on Sun, May 27, 2007 13:56

Bizzle, you are an exception to the rule.. but I would still dare you to be contrary and argue that men are NOT as dumb as us women think. ;-) lol Our inspiration is waning here.


In your rocking-chair, by your window dreaming, shall you long, alone. In your rocking-chair, by your window, shall you dream such happiness as you may never feel. –Theodore Dreiser

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Posted on Sun, May 27, 2007 12:16

Don't worry Bizz we know you are at least 4 times as smart as the dumb guy - so still a man only not quite as smart as us ladies. smiling wickedly.


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bizzle49
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Posted on Sun, May 27, 2007 07:43

oh ladies.....I love the male jokes perhaps even more than the blonde jokes LOL especially since the little head seems to want the monopoly on thoughts regarding women that is why the manly man manual is in its 12th printing lol


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Posted on Fri, May 25, 2007 23:10

Bizz, none of the male bashing would be aimed at you. From what I can tell by your blog responses, you are one of the few good ones out there. However; look around at your male friends...this stuff is true, right? You are such a sweetie Bizz and I haven't even been on this site long; but I can tell that much.

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Posted on Fri, May 25, 2007 12:57

Sorry Bizzle :) You know we all love ya!!! It's all in fun:) Take care Rosy


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Posted on Wed, May 23, 2007 12:31

here we go with the male bashing again!! {putting on helmet and body armor}


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Posted on Wed, May 23, 2007 06:32

LOLOL Always been a favorite!


In your rocking-chair, by your window dreaming, shall you long, alone. In your rocking-chair, by your window, shall you dream such happiness as you may never feel. –Theodore Dreiser

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