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Posted on Thu, May 17, 2007 13:07

Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours. Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times he still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions. Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, two children, John Dough and Jane Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart. The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.


In your rocking-chair, by your window dreaming, shall you long, alone. In your rocking-chair, by your window, shall you dream such happiness as you may never feel. –Theodore Dreiser

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Posted on Mon, May 21, 2007 04:45

Re: BIGHEART wrote: Who you calling old?

You. ;-)


In your rocking-chair, by your window dreaming, shall you long, alone. In your rocking-chair, by your window, shall you dream such happiness as you may never feel. –Theodore Dreiser

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Posted on Sun, May 20, 2007 17:01

Re: BIGHEART wrote: Har - Har - Har - Dee - HarHar

The beast rearing his head? Missed you, you old crank. <3


In your rocking-chair, by your window dreaming, shall you long, alone. In your rocking-chair, by your window, shall you dream such happiness as you may never feel. –Theodore Dreiser

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Posted on Thu, May 17, 2007 19:24

All I can say is alrighty then!!! LOL

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Posted on Thu, May 17, 2007 18:49

LMFAO! This is great! I just forwarded it to everyone I know...LOL


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Posted on Thu, May 17, 2007 18:44

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Posted on Thu, May 17, 2007 13:14

I was having a bad day until i read that. Thanks for making me laugh.


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