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Posted on Wed, Mar 07, 2007 09:27

As Bob was waiting for his flight to board, he overheard some other passengers saying that the Pope was going to be on their plane. "How wonderful! Here I am, a good Catholic, and I may get a chance to see the Pope!" he thought excitedly. When he boarded the plane he looked around but didn't see the Pope anywhere. Bob felt a little disappointed but sat in his seat and began reading a book, happy that he seemed to have an empty seat next to him for the flight. Right before the doors to the plane closed, the Pope boarded and, to Bob's surprise, sat in the seat next to him! Bob smiled to himself, thinking what a good Catholic I must be to have been given such an honor! The Pope proceeded to pull a crossword puzzle from his carry-on luggage, which caused Bob to become all the more joyous. "I love crossword puzzles too!" he thought. "Perhaps the Pope might ask for my help!" Sure enough, after a while, the Pope began to tap his pencil and stare off in deep thought. Finally, he turned to Bob and said, "I don't normally speak to strangers on flights, but I'm having a little trouble with my crossword puzzle here. Tell me, can you think of a four letter word for "woman" that ends in "U-N-T"?" This made Bob a bit uncomfortable, but his mind began racing as he tried to think of an appropriate answer. He brightened a bit and replied, "The only word I can think of is AUNT." The Pope frowned and looked down at his book. He turned back to Bob and asked, "Do you have an eraser?"

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Posted on Sun, Mar 11, 2007 09:58

I thought of the word RUNT, but since women are not born in litters, I don't think that was the word AmuseMe was thinking either...lol... God bless the Pope! Goes to show you even he is not perfect even though many seem to think he is.


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Posted on Sat, Mar 10, 2007 07:41

"do you have an eraser" I'm dying here! ROFL!


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Posted on Fri, Mar 09, 2007 13:17

well I also thought of B-U-N-T but I dont think that the Pope is much of a baseball afficionado either


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Posted on Thu, Mar 08, 2007 20:37

STFU! Pfffft


In your rocking-chair, by your window dreaming, shall you long, alone. In your rocking-chair, by your window, shall you dream such happiness as you may never feel. –Theodore Dreiser

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Posted on Thu, Mar 08, 2007 05:46

Of course I wasn't talking about aunt. I didn't finish reading the joke at first, I was distracted by the original question. Go ahead, pretend you didn't think the same thing I did. :-P


In your rocking-chair, by your window dreaming, shall you long, alone. In your rocking-chair, by your window, shall you dream such happiness as you may never feel. –Theodore Dreiser

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Posted on Wed, Mar 07, 2007 22:09

Amuseme, I don't think that Aunt would be the appropriate word for what you're talking about


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Posted on Wed, Mar 07, 2007 10:46

That sentence should have read like this: "Do you know a four letter word for woman that will cause her to go ape sh*t and put a man's d*ck in a sling for six weeks if he ever uses it against her in her presence?"


In your rocking-chair, by your window dreaming, shall you long, alone. In your rocking-chair, by your window, shall you dream such happiness as you may never feel. –Theodore Dreiser

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Posted on Wed, Mar 07, 2007 10:12

LMAO shame shame


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