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Posted on Tue, Feb 20, 2007 02:35

Some may say that women have unrealistic fantasies about a romantic man that will come and sweep them off their feet. It may be said that a woman will never find a man who possesses wonderful attributes, does the yard work, fixes things, cooks, cleans, does laundry, grocery shops,treats a woman with love, respect, delights in doing things for her and with her, and cherishes her on top of it. Does such a man exist? Indeed I believe such men do exist-and not just in my fantasies- also in real life too. But no man is perfect and ladies need to be willing to accept that guys have faults just as women do-else where will all end up like the ladies in this pcture-waiting for our perfect man!


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Posted on Wed, Mar 07, 2007 09:37

Wanda, I loved the saying the right thing joke!!! I wouldn't say I was waiting for the perfect man, but I am holding out for the right man. I've often thought about trying things out with a Mr. Right Now, and I just can't bring myself to do it. Its not fair to either of us. Also, I'm scared to get stuck in a situation I can't seem to get out of. I've thought about deal breakers a lot, but once I heard something that sticks in my mind: "i knew he was the one because he [insert deal breaker] and I loved him anyway"


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Posted on Sun, Mar 04, 2007 01:50

The Good Husband Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's Christmas Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like alcohol at all. He didn't even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong. Jack had to force himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose! Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror. Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in lipstick: "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get groceries to make you your favorite dinner tonight. I love you, darling! Love, Jillian" He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast, steaming hot coffee and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. Jack asks, "Son... what happened last night?" "Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and out of your mind. You fell over the coffee table and broke it, and then you puked in the hallway, and got that black eye when you ran into the door. Confused, he asked his son, "So, why is everything in such perfect order and so clean? I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me??" His son replies, "Oh THAT!... Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed, "Leave me alone, I'm married!!" Broken Coffee Table $239.99 Hot Breakfast $4.20 Two Aspirins $.38 Saying the right thing, at the right time ... Priceless


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Posted on Sun, Mar 04, 2007 01:28

The Perfect Husband Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen. MAN: "Hello" WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?" MAN: "Yes" WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?" MAN: "Sure, ..go ahead if you like it that much." WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2007 models. I saw one I really liked." MAN: "How much?" WOMAN: "$60,000" MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options." WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing .... The house we wanted lastyear is back on the market. They're asking $950,000" MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer 900,000." WOMAN: "OK. I' ll see you later! I love you!" MAN: "Bye, I love you, too." The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment. Then he asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"


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Posted on Fri, Feb 23, 2007 06:52

LOL....okay perfect man Johnny-do you know the difference between 7 inches and 4 inches?


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Posted on Wed, Feb 21, 2007 07:51

My my ladies. Chilax. It was a joke!


In your rocking-chair, by your window dreaming, shall you long, alone. In your rocking-chair, by your window, shall you dream such happiness as you may never feel. –Theodore Dreiser

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Posted on Wed, Feb 21, 2007 00:24

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby. ~Natalie Wood Motivation can be used in some situations to encourage someone-male or female- to be the best person that they can be. Some people though, over time, may feel like they are being manipulated into doing things or acting a certain way that is not really them. I have found that people who were the most successful at changing the way their behavior or looks were are those who did so totally on their own, because it is something they wanted to do,not because someone else wanted them to do it. BlueGirl said it very eloquently-focus on what attributes you most desire and need in a man. If you seek for everything to be "perfect" you will be waiting forever and miss out on what could be the best relationship you ever have in your life. So many of these other things are really so inconsequential in the scheme of life. Don't allow yourself to get hung up on them. Stay focused on all the positives you find in a person, rejoice in their ability to love you for who you are and love them in return for being who they are. I don't know about anyone else, but I adore a partner who thinks I'm beautiful and who loves me just the way I am.


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Posted on Tue, Feb 20, 2007 05:53

Every man has the potential to be perfect. Let's discuss motivation. lol


In your rocking-chair, by your window dreaming, shall you long, alone. In your rocking-chair, by your window, shall you dream such happiness as you may never feel. –Theodore Dreiser

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