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Posted on Mon, Jan 29, 2007 11:40

A friend and I were laughing last night about different mondegreens and I found these online and thought they were cute. These are all song related. The actual lyric is the second line. -Led Zeppelin and there's a wino down the road - I should have stolen Oreos and as we wind on down the road, our shadows taller than our souls Stairway to Heaven -Steve Winwood bake me a pie of love OR bring me an iron lung! I can light bananas with my nose on fire! bring me a higher love I can light the night up with my soul on fire Higher Love -ZZ Top Everybody's crazy 'bout a shot glass man Everybody's crazy 'bout a sharp-dressed man Sharp-Dressed Man -Paul Young every time you go away you take a piece of meat with you every time you go away you take a piece of me with you Every Time You Go Away -Verve Pipe I could not believe we'd ever dock forty cents or I could not believe we ever got forty cents I could not believe we'd ever die for these sins Freshmen -U2 I can see those spider veins I can see those fighter planes Bullet the Blue Sky -The Steve Miller Band Big Old Jed had a light on big old jet airliner Jet Airliner -Johnny Rivers secret Asian man secret agent man Secret Agent Man -The Ramones I want a piece of bacon I wanna be sedated I Wanna Be Sedated -Queen you've got mud on your face, front disc brakes you've got mud on your face, a big disgrace We Will Rock You I sometimes wish I'd never been boiled in oil sometimes wish I'd never been born at all Bohemian Rhapsody -Pretenders I'm standing in the middle of life with my pants behind me I'm standing in the middle of life with my pains behind me Middle of the Road -Elvis Presley Everybody in a wholesale frock everybody in the whole cell block Jailhouse Rock -The Police his car has four-wheel drive his car is warm and dry Don't Stand So Close to Me a year has passed since I broke my nose a year has passed since I wrote my note Message in a Bottle -Pink Floyd no dukes of hazzard in the classroom or no dogs orgasm in the classroom no dark sarcasm in the classroom Another Brick in the Wall -Pearl Jam Jeremy's smokin' crack today Jeremy spoke in class today Jeremy -Robert Palmer I've got a backache from loving you I've got a bad case of loving you Loving You -The Motels It's like I told you, only the lonely get laid It's like I told you, only the lonely can play Only the Lonely -Eddie Money I've got two chickens with parrot eyes! I've got two tickets to paradise Two Tickets to Paradise -John Cougar changes come around real soon; naked swimming in bed changes come around real soon, make us women and men Jack and Diane -Mannfred Mann's Earth Band wrapped up like a douche, you know the rumor in the night revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night Blinded By the Light -Madonna We are living in a Cheerio world, and I am a Cheerio girl we are living in a material world, and I am a material girl Material Girl last night I wanked off some Dago or last night I dreamt of some bagels last night I dreamt of San Pedro La Isla Bonita Gonna dress you up in nylons Gonna dress you up in my love Dress You Up -Journey you make me eat....but I'm on a diet! you make me weak, I'm gonna die Lovin' Touchin' Squeezin' -Elton John Rocket man, burning all the trees off every lawn Rocket man, burning out his fuse up here alone Rocket Man -Michael Jackson her heavy head turned to ice cream, being the one then every head turned with eyes that dreamed of being the one Billie Jean -Billy Idol I supply the face Eyes without a face Eyes Without a Face -Crystal Gayle Doughnuts make my brown eyes blue Don't it make my brown eyes blue Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Blue -Peter Gabriel don't you know you've got two chocolate monkeys? don't you know you've got to shock the monkey Shock the Monkey -Fleetwood Mac when the rainbow shaves you clean, you'll know when the rain washes you clean you'll know Dreams -Roberta Flack stuffing my face with his fingers strumming my fate with his fingers Killing Me Softly -Neil Diamond you hardly talk to me anymore, when I Kung Fu the door at the end of the day you hardly talk to me anymore, when I come through the door at the end of the day You Don't Bring Me Flowers -Jimmy Buffett Blew out my flip-flop, stepped on a pop-tart Blew out my flip-flop, stepped on a pop-top Margaritaville looking for my lost Digger the Dog looking for my last shaker of salt -Beatles The girl with colitis goes by The girl with kaleidoscope eyes Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds She's got a tic in her eye She's got a ticket to ride Ticket to Ride -Creedence Clearwater Revival There's a bathroom on the right or There's a baboon on the rise There's a bad moon on the rise Bad Moon Rising


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Posted on Wed, Jan 31, 2007 14:37

one that came to my mind this afternoon is:- pardon me Roy, is that the cat that got your new shoes.... pardon me boy is that the Chattanooga choo-choo keep them coming :>)


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