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Posted on Wed, Jan 17, 2007 04:26

I tried to find Amuseme's joke blog but it appears to have disappeared from her list of blogs. I wanted to share this one: PENGUIN CAR TROUBLE A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona and sees that the car's oil-pressure light is on. He gets out looking and sees oil dripping out of the motor. He drives slowly and carefully to the nearest town and stops at the first gas station. After dropping the car off, the penguin goes for a walk around town. he sees an ice cream shop, and being a penguin in Arizona, decides that something cold would really hit the spot. He gets a big dish of vanilla ice cream and sits down to eat. having no hands, he makes a real mess trying to eat with his little flippers. After finishing his ice cream, he goes back to the gas station and asks the mechanic if he's found the problem. The mechanic looks up from the engine and says, "It looks like you've blown a seal." "No, no," the penguin replies, wiping his mouth, "it's just ice cream."


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Posted on Thu, Jan 18, 2007 15:19

Yeah, that one is hilarious Bestkept... thanks for the smile. Predictably, the powers-that-be at the LF blog filter have deleted my entire joke blog.


In your rocking-chair, by your window dreaming, shall you long, alone. In your rocking-chair, by your window, shall you dream such happiness as you may never feel. –Theodore Dreiser

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Posted on Thu, Jan 18, 2007 01:28

Priceless! I'm stealing that one!


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Posted on Wed, Jan 17, 2007 18:46

OMG - too funny - how do penguins get on their knees anyway? ( and not mess up their suits ) Thanks for the laughs! Di


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Posted on Wed, Jan 17, 2007 18:29

LMAO good one


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