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Quoting bestkeptsecret:
I tried to find Amuseme's joke blog but it appears to have disappeared from her list of blogs.
I wanted to share this one:
PENGUIN CAR TROUBLE
A vacationing penguin is
driving through Arizona
and sees that the car's
oil-pressure light is
on. He gets out looking
and sees oil dripping
out of the motor. He
drives slowly and
carefully to the nearest
town and stops at the
first gas station.
After dropping the car
off, the penguin goes
for a walk around town.
he sees an ice cream
shop, and being a
penguin in Arizona,
decides that something
cold would really hit
the spot.
He gets a big dish of
vanilla ice cream and
sits down to eat. having
no hands, he makes a
real mess trying to eat
with his little
flippers.
After finishing his ice
cream, he goes back to
the gas station and asks
the mechanic if he's
found the problem.
The mechanic looks up
from the engine and
says, "It looks like
you've blown a seal."
"No, no," the penguin
replies, wiping his
mouth, "it's just ice
cream."
I tried to find Amuseme's joke blog but it appears to have disappeared from her list of blogs.
I wanted to share this one:
PENGUIN CAR TROUBLE
A vacationing penguin is
driving through Arizona
and sees that the car's
oil-pressure light is
on. He gets out looking
and sees oil dripping
out of the motor. He
drives slowly and
carefully to the nearest
town and stops at the
first gas station.
After dropping the car
off, the penguin goes
for a walk around town.
he sees an ice cream
shop, and being a
penguin in Arizona,
decides that something
cold would really hit
the spot.
He gets a big dish of
vanilla ice cream and
sits down to eat. having
no hands, he makes a
real mess trying to eat
with his little
flippers.
After finishing his ice
cream, he goes back to
the gas station and asks
the mechanic if he's
found the problem.
The mechanic looks up
from the engine and
says, "It looks like
you've blown a seal."
"No, no," the penguin
replies, wiping his
mouth, "it's just ice
cream."
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