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Posted on Thu, Nov 09, 2006 06:16

I have lived with many roommates / flatmates/housemates in my time. And I do have some stories... About 4.5 years ago I was sharing a flat with two guys who were teachers. We all had our own rooms and shared the facilities. One guy who I have renamed Quentin to protect the guilty had a habit that neither I or the other chap knew about. Quentin liked to sleep in the nude. You may say what's the problem with that...well... nothing really except that he had a sleep walking habit. On a few occasions in the middle of the night when I needed the bathroom I bumped into him walking around the flat naked...LOL. I never said anything at that time but would in the morning because they say that you shouldn't wake someone up who is sleep walking its very dangerous. Sometimes he'd be making toast other times he'd be ironing. Anyone have or had any raffish room mates?


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Posted on Tue, Oct 30, 2007 14:26

Since my last posting there has been a change in the dynamics of the household at the moment it is just "pete" and I sharing. Earlier this year another guy moved in who I shall call "mike". I warned him about Pete's tendancies to walk around the house naked. He said to me "Oh too late I came home and caught Pete naked on the landing and he saw me and dashed into his room". Fortunately he laughed about it. Unfortunately Mike's job resulted him in relocating so we are sorry to see him go because he fit in well into the house.


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Posted on Tue, Nov 28, 2006 09:24

Hey Amuseme, you can't say I lead a dull life!LMAO And the worrying this is that I'm being rather selective about what stories I pick as well for fear that my memoirs could be rather explosive. Of course being the best keeper of secrets I can't tell you stuff that I've been sworn to secrecy on.


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Posted on Tue, Nov 28, 2006 07:13

LOL Best. Perhaps that as long as he's paying his portion of the rent, he should be free to watch what he feel's like on the community television. I don't think it was really any business of "Cath's" what he was watching or exactly what he was doing while watching it. It would have been another matter altogether if one of you had walked in on him wanking, but unless that unfortunate accident happened, then what was the harm done? I do not think that you are too laid back, I thought she was rather stuffy about the whole thing. It shouldn't have mattered to her. Just my humble opinion.


In your rocking-chair, by your window dreaming, shall you long, alone. In your rocking-chair, by your window, shall you dream such happiness as you may never feel. –Theodore Dreiser

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Posted on Mon, Nov 27, 2006 23:53

Here's a new one, fresh off the blocks. My current female roomie who I shall rename "Cath" complained to me two days ago that when she went into the lounge the cable had been left on the Adult Channel. She asked me whether my male roomie "Pete" has the pin for the pay per view. I said no he doesn't and if he had it on it would have only shown adverts to entice people to pay per view. She said she didn't think it was on that he should be watching it with two ladies in the house. And that he should get his own television for his room. Frankly I was a bit surprised not by Pete, but by Cath's reaction. I thought we are all adults here and I would have been very surprised if Pete would do it in a communal area whilst we were in the house. I promised I would speak to him. I also thought perhaps I'm too laidback. It could be due to the fact that I've lived with all sorts of guys and gals and I don't know but I could have mellowed a bit. I thought its natural to have needs. I promised I would approach Pete on the subject... F*** how do you start off a conversation about this... I decided to simply repeat what Cath said to Pete. Needless to say that Pete's eyebrows raised. I told him I don't really care about it as long as he doesn't have his pecker out in the lounge whilst we are in the house, in his room is a different matter. I said if he does have it on to make sure he changes the channel before he swtiches it off to say perhaps the news. I've already caught Pete naked coming out of the shower and he wasn't expecting to see me so I've already seen everything! LMAO I believe you have to strike a balance. But one thing Pete said which made me chuckle was .... "It's gonna take more than p*rn before I could ever feel aroused enough to find her [Cath] attractive enough to proposition her". LOL So I don't think there is any love lost between those two, the question is who's gonna move out first?


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Posted on Sat, Nov 25, 2006 08:00

Wow Kimber, your experiences make mine sound tame... Okay time for another story then. In 2001 I had moved into a two storey apartment and was sharing with 4 guys, all of whom were and are professionals. I'd only been living there for a month, I worked late on a Friday night came home at 9pm decided I wasn't really up for going out and watched a movie and went to bed. I came around at about 2.30pm to boisterous sounds. I thought the guys are back there isn't much point of me trying to sleep through this so I may as well get up and join them. Music was blaring from the lounge. I put my dressing gown on and headed to the lounge. I walked in to discover all 4 of them standing there absolutely naked but for socks over their manhoods. They said they were trying to take a picture like the red hot chilli peppers album cover. Hmmmm now there's a picture LOL!


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Posted on Sat, Nov 25, 2006 07:24

Hi Bestkeptsecret! I love your roomie stories- I have many as well. 3 years ago I was sharing a townhouse with a gay couple. The boys were really wild and freaky and one night I walked in the living room (with a date) and found then on the floor with one sucking his own you know and the other one having sex with the one sucking his own pecker.. Shocked I was, it was like a car wreck we could not stop looking. There was another time when I lived in Houston and my roomie was a BBW as well and one night in the middle of the nigth her date got up to use the restroom and got confused and wound up naked in my bed.... that was awkward.... Have a fantastic day! Kimber


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Posted on Tue, Nov 21, 2006 08:35

I'm so very disappointed, you cannot imagine how melancholy I am that no one appears to have endured raving looney roomies...which leads me to the other spectrum if you haven't had one perhaps you were that raving roomy... I have to confess when I was living with the two teachers from my first story in 2001 I attend a very big black tie event and ended up in the Penthouse after the dinner for 500 people was over, the wine had been flowing at the table and the free alcholic drinks continued thereafter 5 hours of drinking on a Friday night. I then woke up in bed at about 10 am Saturday morning... I looked down and breathed a huge sigh of relief I wasn't naked in fact I had fallen asleep in my cocktail dress. Clearly still very drunk I stumbled to the bathroom and as I came out of the bathroom Quentin came out of his room and said to me "You made it to your bed then?" I looked at him with a look of puzzlement. "Well when I came home at 4am you were lying on the landing floor face down in front of the bathroom door sleeping!" I was really shocked at my self. I had never been so drunk before, I said to him I couldn't even remember getting home and I was relieved I was fully clothed and no strange man was in my bed. I must have come around eventually after 4am and crawled to my bed. I've never had a night like that again...I was kind of embarassed too, totally out of character. I met one of my friends the next day who said she had made sure I made it home safely. It could be worse I guess he could have found me lying totally starkers on the landing, now that would have been embarassing... LMAO!


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Posted on Sun, Nov 12, 2006 04:51

Okay it appears to me that I must be the only person who has had strange living experiences... I was 18 years old and it was my first year at University. I was living in a house wih two other girls one of whom decided to move out. The landlord said he had found a replacement, it was a guy called Lee who was I think about 25 years old. He was studying on the first year of the building surveying course. The course was basically all male. Our housemate used to have a lot of guys visit the house especially when they realised he was living in house with two females. I remember I was in the kitchen about to make my dinner. I was wearing a top which had a low back. I bent down to take a saucepan out of the cupboard and one of the guys without me knowing had come into the kitchen behind me. He put his hand on my back and stroked my skin. I jumped up swung around and hit him with the saucepan. Lee had walked into the kitchen and witnessed and was shocked and then he burst out laughing and told his mate it served him right.


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Posted on Fri, Nov 10, 2006 12:19

Yes Amuseme, but that story is just the tip of the iceberg because before I lived there I shared a flat (apartment) with 4 guys and prior to that I lived in an enormous house by the sea with 10 guys...there is so much to tell...then I also have my stories from University, but I want some more contributions before I spill. People always say they want to read my memoirs because the strangest things happen to me.


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Posted on Fri, Nov 10, 2006 06:26

... two male roomates and one sleepwalked nude???? Hmmmmnnnnnnn. .... .... (two days later) Okay, what was the question?


In your rocking-chair, by your window dreaming, shall you long, alone. In your rocking-chair, by your window, shall you dream such happiness as you may never feel. –Theodore Dreiser

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