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Posted on Fri, Nov 03, 2006 14:44

Does anyone have any stories relating to extraordinary friendliness of neighbours? My experience in 2005 was as I returned from purchasing a newspaper two of my male neighbours were talking on the street. They asked me over for a cup of tea. I thought why not everyone here is so friendly. I walked over and there I was invited to see the renovations inside my neighbour's home. After sitting with a cup of tea my eye began to wander taking in fully the decor. How unusual I thought...bare brick wall...chains... shackles...hang on...most people have a fireplace...before I knew it I was being asked by my neighbour to be chained up and photographed! I made a rather sharp exit. The funny thing was I told one of my other neighbours what happened and she was most perturbed that she had been living here longer than me and he never asked her! LOL.


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Posted on Sat, Dec 09, 2006 13:40

Oh my I have another story but involving a male friend. He has been living at his place for about 8 years and one of the neighbours had a stroke at the age of 38. He said to the neighbour's wife sorry to hear what happened, i know you can't drive if you ever need a lift to the supermarket whilst your husband is in hospital let me know. Anyway later that week the female neighbour turned up on his doorstep asking him for a lift to the shops for the following day. Then she made a pass at him saying that she always thought he was fabulous she walked over to him. She straddled him and shoved his head in between her lady lumps. My poor friend being the gentlemen he is wasn't about to take advantage. He begged her to get off otherwise he will get really annoyed. She eventually climbed off him and he made her leave but he had to take a cold shower afterwards!!


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Posted on Fri, Nov 10, 2006 05:29

Yeah I'm from Jolly England. Hey Nonny Nonny and all that. I'm so pleased that my blog is attracting quite a few hits in a short space of time. Yeah Kissy that guy sounds a bit creepy. The same neighbour of mine whilst I was at his having a cup of tea (that fateful day)said he had been lusting after me since I moved into the street and enjoys watching me wash my car! I could say more but the censor won't approve it. I came out of the house into my car last week and one of my other neighbours 3 doors away was out scrapping the frost off his car (I shall rename him John) and the kinky neighbour walked past. I said to my neightbour 3 doors down "Hey John? I wish someone had warned me about him over there." I told John what happened. John chuckled and said "yes he asked my wife too". LOL I then told him about my other neighbour saying that she hadn't been asked (I knew it was safe to say because us four houses in a row get on really well) and he said he was going to wind her up and say Kink has invited her over for a cup of tea. LOL G_G what is that phrase they say about weeing on your own doorstep...or is the US phrase never in your own hood? But hey you are young, you are buff, you have needs, she had needs...hmmmm. Big Heart I don't know what to say to my neighbours, I think sometimes they must be able to hear me singing and stuff so you would think 2+2 =.... Lately I haven't heard them (I have been sleeping without plugs) but it could be that they do it when I'm not in or so late at night whilst I'm in a deep sleep. Or perhaps they just ain't doing it.


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Posted on Thu, Nov 09, 2006 15:06

hmmm i duno if i should even admit this on here but well i had a um let just say intimate relationship with my neighbor her husband jerry who at one point worked for me is now in jail and well jamie and I we both have always been atracted to eachother so one thing led to another what sucks is jerry is out of jail so now when me and jamie run into each other it is very awkward lol we both try to jump in our cars and avoid conversation at all cost she by the way is also a bbw


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Posted on Thu, Nov 09, 2006 14:53

My, oh my. I just love fun freaky people. My neighbors are 90+, glare at ya if you get too close to their grass and glare at ya anyway because you don't attend their church!


In your rocking-chair, by your window dreaming, shall you long, alone. In your rocking-chair, by your window, shall you dream such happiness as you may never feel. –Theodore Dreiser

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Posted on Thu, Nov 09, 2006 11:30

I try to please. LOL OMG Bizzle HAHAH that is funny I have another one too. Like I said this guy is majorly creepy!! We had a pool and me and a couple of friends were swimming. The dude made a bench outside to stand on to look over the wall and he was watching us swim! I thought it was weird he did it inconspicuously until we saw him one day. I called the cops on him once because his dogs would bark at like 2 in the morning outside LOL I did not know you were from england darn them thin walls. : ) Hope everyone has a pleasant day free of weird neighbors., KISSY


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Posted on Thu, Nov 09, 2006 10:17

Bizzle, being married doesn't stop some people... at work some guy asked me (i hasten to add not a colleague) if I was married or had a boyfriend I stupidly said no. And he said why not I said I seem to only attract, weirdos, perverts and guys old enough to be my father (he being old enough to be my father). He replied "So you wouldn't be interested in me then?" I replied "but you are married!" He said "I accept I am not available full-time but to you I am available part-time". Like I should be grateful that his offer would save from the "hell of singledom". I said no. Two days later he followed it up with an email giving me his mobile number if I ever changed mind. As if, I'd rather stay single. I'm no homewrecker! PS I'm really enjoying his blogging stuff I wish I had partaken in it when I joined in January.


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Posted on Wed, Nov 08, 2006 13:45

my neighbor just runs about her house in her panties (at least she told me so)..she's married so automatically off limits *sighs* hmm but if she told me she runs around in latex that might have changed things whoo hoooo :>P


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Posted on Wed, Nov 08, 2006 10:25

Kissyroo thanks for your posting, I was beginning to think I was the only one that attracted these people! And I'm so disappointed that no-one else has any dodgy neighbours! Come on someone else must have a story! Doesn't it make you wonder what your neighbours get up to? Living in a terraced house in England means I have thin walls between me and my neighbours. I know on one side I have a screamer! I'm a light sleeper so I have taken to wearing earplugs.


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Posted on Tue, Nov 07, 2006 13:26

HAHAHA That is a good one. I would have made a bee-line for the exit to. LOL I had a creepy neighbor in my old house. I don't think most people as creepy but man that is the ONLY appropriate adjective. One day I went outside to take the trash out...And he walks up to me and says that this magazine was delivered to him by accident. I look at the magazine. IT WAS po*rn. I was like um I think it has your name on it dude. THEN HE tried to follow me into the house! I was traumatized LOL Never again did I talk to him. :) Weird neighbors Kissy


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Posted on Tue, Nov 07, 2006 12:27

OK so where is this neighborhood???


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Posted on Mon, Nov 06, 2006 19:16

Kinky can be fun with someone you love and trust. Darn no neighbors ladies like that around here like that lol


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