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Posted on Oct 28, 2006 at 07:22 PM

One day, Wanda walked in with bandages over both of her ears. It was common for her to have little nicks and scratches (as a matter of fact, it was uncommon for her not to have at least one bandage somewhere on her hands), but this was much more than usual. Trying to at least let her have someone to talk to, the boss turned to her. "Bad day, Wanda? What happened?" "Yes, a very bad day. I was ironing my blouse, when the phone rang. I had to iron the phone, I mean answer the iron... You know what I mean." "Yes, certainly. I can understand doing that. But I see bandages on both of your ears." "Hey, I had to call the hospital, didn't I?"

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Posted on Jan 14, 2007 at 11:07 AM

Hi Wanda: Well you're not alone believe me! I had that problem at times! I wondered if it was due to my aging! But it was due to my medication I was taking for sleeplessness back a year ago.

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Posted on Jan 14, 2007 at 06:42 AM

I'm flattered WWGuy (and blushing too!) Genetic Klutziness September 30th, 2002 Atlanta, Ga. ? A student of the Georgia Institute of Technology believes that klutziness is hereditary, passed down through the genes. His theory is that it is a recessive trait but when it is present the results can be quite funny and often impressive. He says his studies were of his family, where it seems to rise on occasion in many members, including himself. He notes his gene is not fully dominant because he continues to avoid catastrophe by catching himself in quite odd and often odd ways. The klutz gene seems to inhibit the eye-foot coordination, slow eye-hand coordination and offset the balance in one?s mind at random intervals. He has no theory as to why this might be, but only that it is. While looking over the DNA he said he noticed the gene when it tripped over the laziness trait and hit its head on the common sense gene. Other scientists have shared their skepticism but have not ruled out the possibility.

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Posted on Oct 29, 2006 at 02:28 PM

Sparkling eyes and trembling skin,stirred up feelings from within. Oh his chance to be with her,by the fireside on a rug of fur. Cunning and thoughtful he decided instead, to lay her gently on his bed. A tender touch, he carressed her hair,a sign to show that he did care. Lowering the lights to semi-dark, he prepared to tend her spark. He gave her a kiss, and a tender bite,a soft moan said it's alright. A gentle sigh and flushing skin,tells him it's okay to begin. The fire spread from flesh to limb,oh the feelings from within. Their passion almost at it's crest,neither any longer stressed. Wanda hit her head against the bed, and on the spread she bled and bled. He knew she was a bit of a klutz,but this sight brought up his guts. He thought,this is really grim, never again-commune on a whim! Do a good deed this Halloween. Donate blood!

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Posted on Oct 29, 2006 at 10:54 AM

ROFLMAO oh Wanda that put me in stitches figuratively natch!, you might have the market on the real ones wot wif yer tales of the klutz >0< hugs to ya!

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