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Posted on Tue, Oct 03, 2006 07:19

Michael All's I've got to say, is that all it means, is that you're hot, they want you, and it's amplified even more by the fact that you're now unattainable. ^.^ So take it as the compliment it is, but keep reaffirming what you know your relationship to be unless they can't take a hint, in which case you reaffirm it with a baseball bat or a sledgehammer. By the way, I found your watch. Posted by Michael on Thursday, September 28, 2006 at 5:30 PM Tigeress OK Michael... chukle all you want. You know you got me right where you want me so you have every rite to laugh about the situation . Hummm... reminder to self, maching his and her baseball bats, buy some cause its obviouse we are going to need them to keep the obsessive followers away . I'll get the watch back this weekend. I forget everything. Poor man... you have to put up with me and my antics. I'll see you this weekend hot stuff. Posted by Tigeress on Friday, September 29, 2006 at 8:21 AM [Remove] [Reply to this] Fayetoria - (the online name of the friend that hooked up The Curvy Tigeress with Michael) Fayetoria calls me after having read crawling out of the wood work on my other account... she seid as a joke "Oh Tigeress, Will you go out with Me?"... course I was half asleep so it took me a moment to realize what she was talking about. I reply to my best friend Fayetoria " Of course I will. Your just the Hottest woman I know, How can I even try to resist you.". Fayetoria then said "Tell Michael we are lovers... our poor boyfriends will have to go it alown." We then both laugh about it and she seid to go ahead and tell Michael about it... So I did. His reply? Michael- "I thought we had a commitment?" he pouts (faking of course) Tigeress- " I seid I'm a one man woman" Laughingly. Michael- "Oh so women are a diffrent thing? You didn't say anything about women..." ammused. Tigeress- "Yes Fayetoria is going out with me... she is my girlfriend." laughing. Michael- contemplating Tigeress-??? Michael- "If your going out with her I want vidio footage of the action." Laughing. Tigeress- Shakes her head and laughs "Your a nasty minded man"


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Posted on Fri, Oct 06, 2006 10:17

In reply to bigheart405's Huh??? My friend was teasing me over my getting hit on by guys after them finding out Im taken. She told me to tell my boyfreind that me and her had a "thing" Well I did and he thought it was funny at first but now I think I gave him an Idea... He's a really nasty minded man and He is now talking about finding me a female sexslave latter on in our relationship. I was going to add on to the blog cause their is more but I got interupted by my dad... He wanted me off the computer incase he got a call from work. But now I finally have a chance to add the rest so here it is... The rest of the story is- Michael- "So if you don't mind girls then we can get you a gal for you to boss around" Tigeress- "Why getting tired of me allready?" Michael- "Tired of not getting sleep... you have a very strong sexuall drive. It would be nice to wake up and not find my poor tired body being used." Tigeress- "So this is all about you getting some sleep?" Michael- "ok, so I admit its every guys fantasy" Tigeress- "You cant even handle me, what makes you think you can handle two girls at once?" Michael- "You can handle each other, hey, don't worry about it though... you dont have to if you dont want to, Im just trying to keep things interesting" At this point I realize that I am going to have a very interesting life trying to keep him from going overboard... Whats a girl to do? My friend has no idea just how bad he is. She thought her boyfriend was bad ... mine is way beyound kinky and I'm not shure I can handle him, but I will try cause I love his personallity and I love to cuddle with him... oh, ok and the sexuall stuff is good to. I just don't know how to respond to his crazyness sometimes. Is their such a thing as a dominatrix training camp?... I think I need it so I can figure out how to deal with his crazyness. Ahhh!


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