SCAM WARNING TO ALL WOMEN!!!
when packing your car at asda you may be approached by two very fit 20year old guys, they will help you load the boot & wash your windscreen & only ask for a lift to the next supermarket as payment...BUT on the way they strip naked revealing ten inch whoppers, they then take turns in giving you a good ******* then one of them goes down on you while the other one nicks your purse!
I had mine stolen last Tuesday & Wednesday,twice on Thursday, Saturday & Today! BEWARE
Since hd's little blog about blogger's & dating...I have noticed a distinct lack of the old gang of bloggers that used to be about and I am now wondering if this little tongue in the cheek blog, has scared you all off blogging ( come on...not likely) or you are all actually out there dating & far too busy to blog now???
In which case I am a bit puzzled after being in admiration of you all being able to do both...
Just want you all to know that you are missed on here & if you are still out there somewhere??? Come on back in, there's loads of room!!! ;-)) xx
This is a toast for all of us beautiful ladies for 2009! For the men who are fortunate to have us...the losers who had us and lost us...and the very lucky b******ds who have yet to meet us....this is to all the beautiful ladies in blogland....HAPPY NEW YEAR xx xx
A few months ago i broke my own rule & for some strange reason, messaged a guy who had winked at me with no profile pic....2 pics, daily emails, constant texting & phone calls, meeting up & having just spent the most amazing¿Christmas together, I think the time has now come to hide the profile¿but keep in touch with you all on the blogs!!
(Mr C.S., I know your reading lol xxx or should that be Doctor? xxx)¿
Xmas wishes & New year greetings to you all & many many thanks for the laughter, the knowledge i've gained & the thoughts we've shared this last year. I look forward to doing so again this coming one.
My Xmas wish came true hope all of yours do too xxx
One particular Christmas season a long time ago, Santa was getting ready for his annual trip, but there were problems everywhere. Four of his elves got sick and the trainee elves were very slow, so Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule.
Then Mrs Christmas told Santa that her mother was coming to visit. This stressed Santa even more.
When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two had jumped the fence and were out, heaven knows where? More Stress!
As he started to load the sleigh one of the boards cracked and the toy bag fell to the ground scattering all the toys.
So, cold, tired and frustrated, Santa went into the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered that the elves had hidden his liquor and there was nothing to drink. In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider pot which broke into hundreds of little pieces all over the kitchen floor.
He went to get a broom only to find that the mice had eaten the straw end of it¿¿¿¿just then the doorbell rang, Santa trudged irritably to open it and there stood a lovely little angel with a great big Christmas tree.
The angel said, very cheerfully,¿ Merry Christmas Santa, isn¿t it a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you¿..Where would you like me to stick it?¿
Thus began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree
Lots of blogs come up from time to time about that first kiss...but as we get better at it lol...how do we like to kiss?
oh ho was just having a chat with another member and we got round to kissing (was a bit difficult on line) but as we were writing, we had to keep our eyes open while we were at it!
So come on then...kissing...eyes wide open? or closed tight? ;-) and as i usually end my blogs with one open...hope you dont mind if i kiss that way too ;-) xx wink
I want to be in one!!
Having no qualified starring role in life,apart from my user name lol, I do have quite a vivid imagination, which gets fed regularly on books and movies.
When i'm reading a book or watching a film with a heroine in it...I am that person and i live that life and tell MY story for the duration of the book or the film (one day...sigh).
Got me wanting to ask you all, if YOU could have had the lead role in any movie...which one would it be and why? xxx
Years ago i remember the "Love Is..." characters and one in particular that said "Love Is....never having to say you're sorry"....(I have trawled the net for this image and cannot find it so if anyone does find it, please post it)
......which is all well & good if you never do anything to be sorry about???
After a very recent "Tiff" with someone....that horrible silence was evident as we both waited for that 5 letter word....that SOME people find SO difficult to say!
Inevitably it was me that said it first and had to very painfully extract one from the other party lol, after explaining why I wanted to hear them say it. (because I was bloody upset!)
In my experience of (a few) tiffs along the way, the male species amongst us finds this word, very difficult to say.
Do we as women find it easier to say it? Or does anyone else hate admitting they're wrong and find it difficult?
Or is it true that "Love Is...never having to say you're SORRY"?
ok one for you guys....I think; but ladies..it might just help us understand!
Finally , the guys' side of the story.
Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules!
Please note.. these are all numbered '1 '
1. Men are NOT mind readers.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Sunday sports - It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides.Let it be.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one
1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it done. Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials..
1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A COLOUR. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched.We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say 'nothing,' We will act like nothing's wrong..
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really .
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as football or golf.
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;
But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.
Well I know most of your songs about having a b R o Ke N one and also how some of us would or wouldnt get REVENGE, because we got it broken, but as we're all on here, we all know that they do mend....but how???
When mine got smashed into thousands of pieces, I went through many different stages and many many excesses, including food, alchohol, prescription drugs and meaningless sex with faceless people, it took a long time for me to even be able to discuss it with very bewildered friends and family.
But I realised the meaning of "what doesn't kill you makes you stronger"
I can sometimes still get hurt and we all suffer rejection in many forms....Is it that nothing hurts as much as that first betrayal or we just deal with it better for having experienced it?
How do/did YOU mend YOUR broken heart?
Ok...jumping on the back of Vegas"s "weird fetish"....haven't got one, but do have a physical phobia of navels/belly buttons!?
Doesn't matter if they're "inny's or outy's" urgh!!
Hate looking at them and will avoid touching them, including my own.
This phobia has even managed to have me leaping out of bed at very crucial passionate moments!
Any one else got a place on their lovely bodies that when touched...just makes them CRINGE?
Well everybody is talking about it and the effect it is having on people's lives....Is it starting to touch the lives of you friendly bloggers in Oz and the US?
It is being talked about a lot here in the Uk and I have searched everywhere for it to no avail....If you do know where to get it, could you please let me know? The nearest I could get to it was a Toffee Crisp Bar but I really do want to try a Credit Crunch, they sound really really tasty:-0
Not very interesting but just an observation...(i think).
Is anyone else seeing double blogs on the blogs this last week? or is it just me? and if you only get 5 quality comments and LF now very nicely double it, will that count as 10? and if (like aries) you write more than 10 comments on your own blog and get another freebie I have to ask for the paid up members...what is in it for us? Maybe as an incentive to carry on blogging, we can "bank" our comments, to enjoy a free week or more, when the paid membership has expired?? Have to ask is it worth getting my NEW purse out to pay the membership? Just remembered, I went to Asda yesterday....
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend; Mr Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were lost long ago in bureaucratic red tape.
He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as; knowing when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird always gets the worm, life isnt always fair and maybe it was my fault.
Common Sense lived by simple , sound financial policies (dont spend more than you earn) and reliable strategies (adults not children are in charge).
His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a six year old boy charged with sexual harrassment for kissing a classmate, teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student only worsened his condition.
Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do, in disciplining their unruly children.
He declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer sun lotion or Elastoplasts to a student, but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted an abortion.
Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband, churches became businesses and criminals received better treatment than their victims.
Common Sense took a beating when you can no longer defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar can sue you for assault.
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot, she spilled a little in her lap and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.
Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents; Truth & Trust, his wife; Discretion, his daughter; Responsibility and his son; Reason.
He is survived unfortunately by his 4 stepbrothers; I know my rights, I want it now, Someone else is to blame and i'm a victim.
Not many people attended his funeral because so few realized he had gone.......
I may get a few viewings on this but I am not expecting many replies....
Are Ariesram and me, myself, I, the only 2 Brits on Planet Blogland?
We know you're out there, we've seen your profiles, come on in xx
1. its important to have a man that helps at home.
2. its important to have a man that makes you laugh.
3. its important to have a man you can trust & who would never lie.
4. its important to have a man who is good in bed & likes being with you.
5. it is ABSOLUTELY BLOODY VITAL that these four men do not know each other!
Scam Warning To All Women!
When packing your car at Asda you may be approached by two fit 20yr old guys, they help you load the boot and wash your windscreen for you, only asking for a lift to the next shop as payment;
on the way they get you to park up, stripnaked, revealing ten inch whoppers & they both shag you like studs;
then one goes down on you whilst the other one nicks your purse!
I had mine stolen last Tuesday & Wednesay,twice on Thursday again on Saturday and yesterday....Be Careful!
Its soooooo confusing sometimes!
Do I answer to people who have no profile photo or not?
Is it a case of me wanting to be attracted to them before responding? or is it that I'm worried they're hiding something?
I really hate judging books by their covers because sometimes those covers are concealing lots of delightful "chap"ters lol!
We all put our trust in this "site" for certain safety & security, but then its up to us to trust what we see on "sight"
Does anyone else "SEE" what I'm getting at?