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<title>Thank you for the support</title>
<link>http://www.LargeFriends.com/blog_messages?blog_id=55060</link>
<pubDate>23-JUN-08</pubDate>
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Wow! You guys are awesome for standing up for me. I was first dumbfounded by Dirk's comments. They were totally inappropriate. I would never tell another human being what they should think or do.Sometimes I am naive and actually expect people to be the same way. I didn't set out to have a relagious debate. I was more dumbfounded at the timing. From the outside looking in Jeff and Melissa's life looked perfect. Now I know other wise...
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<title>Jeff Why...Why Jeff</title>
<link>http://www.LargeFriends.com/blog_messages?blog_id=54780</link>
<pubDate>11-JUN-08</pubDate>
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Today was the funeral, I found out he killed himself...I was dumbfounded...Me and Jeff and Melissa grew apart. I should of kept in touch. I still liked them, we never fought,it's just I was so busy...I found out he died on his facebook page. It seems wrong..He,s dead but people are still e-mailing him.He still has those anonying facebook applications... His family didn,t really want people to know he commited sucide.But people talk...
I found the words to say to Melissa. She was very quiet, dignified, graceful...no doubt she wantd to be anywhere else but there...Wanting to cry but everyone's watching waiting to see if she cries...and there all saying the same thing, there saying it hasn't hit her yet.
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<title>Why</title>
<link>http://www.LargeFriends.com/blog_messages?blog_id=54700</link>
<pubDate>09-JUN-08</pubDate>
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The question I keep asking myself is why.Why does god take us, when life is so perfect, not worth missing. A good friend of mine has passed away. He was engaged,happy. It was a good pure, deep love. No jealousy only security. My friend Melissa the bride to be, always swore she would never get married...then she met Jeff. Two weeks later they bought a house and had each others intials tatooed on their hands. At that point everyone was in the background telling them to cool it. A year later they were engaged... and now this. I don,t know what to say sorry just isn,t enough...
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<title>I try</title>
<link>http://www.LargeFriends.com/blog_messages?blog_id=54040</link>
<pubDate>27-MAY-08</pubDate>
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No matter how hard I try I can't ahead at work, so much paperwork... It is sad work is pretty much all I do. I have used work as an excuse to escape life. And to escape possible boyfriends. I love work ( for the most part)and I am good at what I do. I never yell at the kids. I am the patient one at the daycare. When you know how to relate to certain kids you don't need to yell.
All I have to talk about is work. I met I guy at the wedding, and talked way too much about work, I can turn every conversation back too work. 
But right now I am trying to finish the kids journals. Which are basically scrap books to show parents what there child has been learning and are meaningful keepsakes. I want my to be perfect, so when the kids eighteen, he or she can try and look back. They probably wont remember much or anything. Maybe Mom and dad can fill in the blanks. In a year the memory of us will be faded faces. No one remembers there daycare teacher. It's sad because we don't forget you.

Journals are a pain because you want them to be perfect for your kids, and you have to put in extra hours on your own time that you don,t get paid for and your supplies aren't paid for. I spent fifty dollars on craft supplies. Most of it on stickers, there mess free, stick them on and your done. Most kids love stickers
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<title>Nothing in specfic</title>
<link>http://www.LargeFriends.com/blog_messages?blog_id=53900</link>
<pubDate>25-MAY-08</pubDate>
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Recap on waffles I finally did get him litterbox trained...I tried everything and then one day he just started using the litter box. I think he just got comfortable with me and my home.He is a very nervous cat. He finally stopped following me around. He use to have to be in the same room as me. I kind of miss that. 

The wedding was very catholic. It was beautiful but very religous. The moment I saw the bride I lost it...I was a mess... well my eye make up was a mess...I cried. The tears just kept streaming. If you knew this couple you'd Know they were just perfect for each other. Just perfect. Cindy is very extroverted and Nathan is quiet. They balance each other out. When he first saw her...he had such love and adoration in his eyes. I felt a stab of envy. But happy for them. I tried not to feel like the sad single girl, because I am quite happy. I am enjoying just living. But it would be nice to have my own boyfriend, fiancee, husband
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<title>Going to the chapel...Going to get married</title>
<link>http://www.LargeFriends.com/blog_messages?blog_id=53840</link>
<pubDate>23-MAY-08</pubDate>
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I'm going to a wedding tomorrow, no I'm not getting married. It's a traditional church wedding. The couple is younger. The Bride is only 21.I want to get married when I'm older but I also don,t want to wait too long to have kids. I want to have kids whether or not I ver get married. I love children. I have girls names picked out but I don,t have any boys names picked out yet. I like the name Rain, my mom said it sounded like an old black man's name. She likes unsex names like Taylor. I don't.
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<title>To The Cat Ladies of Largefriends...</title>
<link>http://www.LargeFriends.com/blog_messages?blog_id=51020</link>
<pubDate>01-MAR-08</pubDate>
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Wow...I never expected so many kitty comments and advice. Waffles still...isn't using the litter box! He always goes when I'm sleeping or away so I can't spray him. Someone recently advised me to get clay based kitty litter so I'm going to try that and spray is special spots with tabesco sauce. Apparently cats don't like the smell. Other then that kitty is doing well, he doesn't bite as much and is a big cuddle monster.As for my dating life that's going a little slow...but I don,t really care. I've been going to church more often and doing a lot of soul nourishing things
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<title>Cat training</title>
<link>http://www.LargeFriends.com/blog_messages?blog_id=50760</link>
<pubDate>22-FEB-08</pubDate>
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Waffles is driving me nuts. I should have gotten an adult cat. But I' not giving him away just because, he thinks he owns the computer and he bites. Not hard.Does anyon have any cat training advice or tips. I saw in the pet aile a can, that said cat's milk. Milk for cats... just a frill... 
Oh all the kids at the daycare are sick...there's a flu outbreak but I'm not sick. Today ourclass only had nine kids. And in the aftrnoon we sent three home because they got sick. One of the nurses said there so no real way to plan for a pandemic, because the virius could beincubating in you for like a week before you show any symtoms.On a pleasant note... I'm giving my two weeks at my part time job. I now have a life, boys!
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<title>Get your hands off me!!!</title>
<link>http://www.LargeFriends.com/blog_messages?blog_id=48480</link>
<pubDate>30-DEC-07</pubDate>
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I was manhandled last night by some guy who was definetly on something. He just comes out of no where and sticks a glow stick in my cleveage. Who does that, I'm at a techno club... men don't do that. He tried dirty dancing with my friend kelly, again this is a techno crowd, we don't dirty dance.Then he starts dancing behind me and he is hanging off my kneck. 
Then for some reason he stuck a glow stick in his pants. Shortly after he got kicked out and then he tried to kiss me good bye. The night went on and the guy became known as the pervert
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<title>Sleeping Beauty</title>
<link>http://www.LargeFriends.com/blog_messages?blog_id=48400</link>
<pubDate>27-DEC-07</pubDate>
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So I'm going to work this morning and I stop short when I see this guy asleep in the lobby. At first I thought he was dead but then he let out a very mortal snore. His pants were down too, he had underwear on though, thankfully. 

In other news, I'm still not dating my brother's friend and it looks like I never will. I'm only a little disappointed I don't mind being single. I've always been an indepent person, I spelled that wrong,oh well.I'd being lying to myself if I said I didn't want to date.I do want something long term. I keep telling myself I have plenty of time. I'm young, that's what everyone says. It bugs me that I get winks but that's as far as it ever goes. Don't you want to know my name, hear my voice, know me...
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<title>I love black men and other men too but mostly black men</title>
<link>http://www.LargeFriends.com/blog_messages?blog_id=48201</link>
<pubDate>25-DEC-07</pubDate>
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This topic requires it's own section. I like black men. They just apperciate curves more. They now how to make a women feel beautiful and worshipped. I met a couple of white men who could do that too but often they were not very authentic. My last couple boyfriends were black. I've dated white men too. I briefly dated a chinese guy too. He was a little weird. My brother's friend is white. He's a little rough around the edges but you can tell he was raised right. He is polite and opens doors for women etc.He has an ugly tatoo on his arm of a cartoon character.
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<title>Shopping for boots</title>
<link>http://www.LargeFriends.com/blog_messages?blog_id=48200</link>
<pubDate>25-DEC-07</pubDate>
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So my brother's hot friend ended up having christmas dinner with us. I ended up sitting next to him. It was a total uneventful night. I was hoping for a chance of getting and giving &quot;The eyes&quot; . The come hither look. Nothing! Except, I got asked out to help shop, with my brother ofcourse... Yeah romantic. But no one can shop like me. Shopping is an art and I am Leonardo Devinici, without the possible cross dressing thing...whatever works leo. Not what I was going for. I don't just want to be the friend. I have plenty of friends. A couple of them male, mostly gay though, but they like X-box and guy stuff, there not girly gay boys. I have a gay friend like that though. So tommorrow I'm boot shopping because it is boxing day. The ball is in his court he needs to make a move because I'm not waiting. I just got two winks from too really hot guys...
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<title>feeling a little more centered a little more Zen</title>
<link>http://www.LargeFriends.com/blog_messages?blog_id=48040</link>
<pubDate>24-DEC-07</pubDate>
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After yesturday's blog I probably sounded like a nut, but I don't care. Because I know that side of me is just a tiny part of my essence. It's still a part of me but only a tiny piece. Were still good people even though we do stupid desperate things. Anyway I'm feeling much more in control of the situation now. It's the holiday season the chances of him calling now is close to zero. I am not going to think of him and just enjoy the holiday season, while continuing to oggle other guys! We're not commited! Finally the joys of being single. But that also means he can look around. I don't really care though.I feel very sexy right now. I've been eating better lately and I'm wearing a very sexy top and tight pants.Not for a guy but so i can oggle myself in every reflective surface!

I backed some celebration cookies yesturday. I was a little worried at first. They looked a little crispy! They turned out well though. Why is though the dough tastes much better than the cookies. I could of just sat in the kitchen eating the dough. I didn't though I wanted to try out my brand new cookie jar!

Going to my dad's house soon. I hate waiting. I have zero patience when it comes to waiting.
My dad's probably not even out of bed yet. I don't know whaat were doing on christmas eve, since my brother's working. Why didn't he ask for it off! I work two obs and I got it off! Both jobs wanted me to work it. I said NO!I asked for New years off too but I might end up working it. Oh well...I don't think we're doing much...maybe just going to zig zags. But I don't want to work hung over though...I'm not a pleasant person to be around when I've only gotten like four hours of sleep.Most people would be cranky after only getting four hours of sleep. But there's alway that person who just can't get why your cranky.
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<title>Just a little obsessive</title>
<link>http://www.LargeFriends.com/blog_messages?blog_id=47980</link>
<pubDate>23-DEC-07</pubDate>
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I'm fed up and desperate. I'm infatuated and obsessed over a guy. There I said it!I keep checking to see if he's emailed me or phoned me. He emailed me once calling me a pet name, that was two days ago.I haven't heard or seen him since. Two days isn't that long of a wait. Maybe he's waiting for me to make the next move. I don't know he's a guy. I feel like a crazy person, I want to bang on his door and demand to know what am I to him. I don't want to play coy games I just want to be next to him.
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<title>Recap</title>
<link>http://www.LargeFriends.com/blog_messages?blog_id=47960</link>
<pubDate>22-DEC-07</pubDate>
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I haven't been on the computer lately because I've been sick.Finally I'm feeling more like myself. I had a bathe today when I drained the water I just lied in the tube for awhile. My energy finally picked up at work.    Velcro wall kid has kept us on our toes. He likes to run outside and jump in the snow banks and not just that this week he has been very busy. This year the parents were very generous with christmas gifts. Last year we all felt unapperciated and under valued.We didn,t even get thank yous, all we got was more complaints. Some of those parents we still have to deal with. Porcupine girl's mom complain's about everything. I just feel like saying if you have a problem with it, you deal with it because everyone else has no problem with our play yard etc. I want to yell at the woman so baddly.
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<title>My brothers hot friend</title>
<link>http://www.LargeFriends.com/blog_messages?blog_id=47580</link>
<pubDate>16-DEC-07</pubDate>
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This blog of ofcourse is about my brother's hot friend Rob. Tonight I finally met one of my little brothers's friends. He's only three years younger but still he's my brother's best friend!Isn't there some unwritten law that you can't go after your brother's friends ? 

When I was like twelve or thirteen and my brother was like eight or nine my brother made me promise I would never date one of his friends. At the time my brother and I never got along and my brother's friends were all nerdy and weird. I was defiant at first just I was thinking who are u to tell me who I can or can not go out with. A lot of boys wanted to date me beause I had a big rack and was healthy skinny. I felt like a boy though because I didn't get curves until later. I finally guareenteed my brother that I would never want to go out with his immature (and smelly)friends.

He was showing me how to play pool and I was being a little coy asking for his help on how to play pool. This one time when sucking at pool definetely helped. When he was right next to me I didn't object. I was thinking about what other positions I wanted him in. I thanked the gods I decied to wear a low cut top today. 

I don't know if he even feels an attraction. I hope he does. I know already that he fits in the family and he likes electronic music and he open's doors for women. 

Fellow bloggers what should my next move be if any
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<title>A Romantic Carriage Ride</title>
<link>http://www.LargeFriends.com/blog_messages?blog_id=47480</link>
<pubDate>15-DEC-07</pubDate>
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The kids went on a carriage ride today. Our volunteer was gushing about how romantic it was going to be. Real romantic me and six kids, one that wouldn't stay still. Porcupine girl ( because her hair sticks up like porcupine) was driving me nuts. She just refused to sit down. I was afraid that she was going to go flying out one of the sides of the carriage. The horse wasn't going fast but still...I told you to sit down, go sit down! One of the kids was sitting on my lap. He was terrified of the carriage ride. He was whimpering and squiggling like we were taking him to Aushwitz.Once he settled down he enjoyed the ride. The highlight of the ride for the kids was discovering the horse was wearing a diaper. All I heard for an hour was &quot;Obie wears a diaper!&quot;

It's almost christmas! Which means christmas presents for the teachers!I already got bathe products, a pontesetta, and candy. Note to parents everywhere you can get away with just giving a card if your child isn't &quot;Damien&quot;. Most teachers don't expect presents. But it's always nice to get presents! I LOVE TO GET PRESENTS!We use to have a parent who use to say thank every so often by making us cakes. We use to joke that she was paying us in cakes.
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<title>My Other Self</title>
<link>http://www.LargeFriends.com/blog_messages?blog_id=47260</link>
<pubDate>13-DEC-07</pubDate>
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Tomorrow is party night!Big bash at Karma!Last time I was there Shawnika( Shawn and Monika) both got hit on by some guy. More importantly a lot of attractive single guys. Now if I only could work up the courage to hit on some of them.You probably wouldn't believe it know but in high school I was a femme fatale. I had one relationship after another I was never single because I couldn't be. Then I decied to take a break and work on me.In between that period I gained weight and never gained that quiet confidence I wanted and still want.

On the weekend's anything can happen. I'm not a goody goody daycare teacher. I'm a rave princess. We hang out at Zig Zags. Dance all night, and end the night at someone elses house.Time doesn't matter on weekends. Schedules are thrown out the window. It's all about the parties and the people.
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<title>Largefriends Mona Lisa</title>
<link>http://www.LargeFriends.com/blog_messages?blog_id=47180</link>
<pubDate>12-DEC-07</pubDate>
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I'm lying my bed just puttering on my computer. I decide to check Largefriends for like the millionth time, but all I'm doing is staring at the monitor. The Largefriend's Mona Lisa stares back at me. That woman who has the bluest eyes I've ever seen. And that porcelain skin...She looks more like a paiting than a real humanbeing. She looks like she has secerts to tell just like the Mona Lisa. I start wondering what makes her so beautiful. Then I wonder why I am jealous of this made up person.I try to picture my own unique beauty even my catepillar eyebrows...well there not catepillars anymore especially since I was tweezar happy this weekend, I'm lucky I still have eyebrows left!Anyway I'm picturing my oval face and slightly pink cheeks. My less than perfect complexion and my innocent eyes, I know what secerts they hide.
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<title>Seduction</title>
<link>http://www.LargeFriends.com/blog_messages?blog_id=47040</link>
<pubDate>11-DEC-07</pubDate>
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I have a question about Seduction, actually I have many questions about seducation. First of all what is the actual definition of Seduction...The dictionary says something about tempting or luring someone to have sex.  Can u really tempt someone to have sex With me the answer usually is crystal clear.But then again I spent most of my teenage years practicing chasity...  have been the victim of many seducation attempts! Only one attempt I seriously considered. I'd tell you it but it really is too dirty for this blog!
Next important question is there any true seducer's out there. Not that I want to meet them...I think maybe dreaming of them is enough. In reality Seducation usually ends up as comic relief or goes too far...
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<title>Back to the old school back to ya roots</title>
<link>http://www.LargeFriends.com/blog_messages?blog_id=46940</link>
<pubDate>10-DEC-07</pubDate>
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I want to hear some Jungle and drum and bass right now!!!I basically partied all weekend but I didn't get my jungle fix. I am addicted to dance and I didn,t dance at all! Good thing I'm partying this weekend! Big bash at Karma. I'll be the girl with fur earings! That's right PETA I said it FUR earings!

I hardly got any sleep this weekend I had to have a cat nap on my break. It wasn?t enough my body demanded an entire afternoon nap, which wasn't going to happen. I have this whole work thing I had to do.

Update on Velcro wall kid today he bit himself and later tried to squish a kid with his bed. I didn't actually expect instant results. His behavior still continues to improve, we haven't hit a plateau yet!
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<title>Drinking shots with an MP</title>
<link>http://www.LargeFriends.com/blog_messages?blog_id=46780</link>
<pubDate>09-DEC-07</pubDate>
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The kitchen party was a blast!I got there realizing it was a birthday party! Which was okay since most people didn't bring gifts. It was my dad's best Wayne's friends party. I introtuced the guests to the utube video. Everytime I see that video I lose it, I can't even imagine a guy giving THAT as a gift! Rick Dykstra the MP came, because I guess he is friends with my dad. My friend Monika was doing shots of fire ball whisky with Rick. When we broke out the test tube shots and started doing shots of whatever we could find starting with Blue Curoco. My tongue looked like I ate a smurf. When we broke out the medicine: Jagermeister. My dad's friend Dave says he hasn't been sick in Six months becuase of Jagermeister. Wayne's sister got mad at me because I introduced her to everyone as the woman who once threw up in our garden. She got over it and kind of pretend slapped me all night. Everybody there didn't care about that story.They add some hungover stories of there own. The best part of the evening though is I got a date out of it.
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<title>Pinching myself</title>
<link>http://www.LargeFriends.com/blog_messages?blog_id=46660</link>
<pubDate>08-DEC-07</pubDate>
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I can't believe it the velcro wall kid had a great week. Not a good week, a great week. I feel like piniching myself. No hitting, no punching, no kicking.
The room actually felt soothing comfortable, even with the kids in it!It was the first week in a while I didn't leave work feeling burnt out. I am actually excited for monday, how disgusting is that!
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<title>Dreams</title>
<link>http://www.LargeFriends.com/blog_messages?blog_id=46621</link>
<pubDate>07-DEC-07</pubDate>
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A couple years ago my dream was to go to Costco and that dream was realized. Then my dream was to make cat bonnets. My friends cats would have no part in these bonnets. But in case you are wondering cats do look cute in bonnets. Then my dream was to sleep with a man. I mean literally to sleep. It was uncorfortable because we were sleeping on my friends futon and he didn,t spoon me. My newest dream is to pet a cow. I don't even know if cows like to be pet. Cows are the only farm animal I've never pet.
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<title>Kitchen parties</title>
<link>http://www.LargeFriends.com/blog_messages?blog_id=46620</link>
<pubDate>07-DEC-07</pubDate>
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Kitchen parties, there a maratime thing, where you drink in the kitchen. You might move to other rooms but you always end up back in the kitchen. There great very laid back very causal. I went to one today I'm going to one tomorrow. I might also be going to a houseparty. Right now I don't really want too. It would be a great way to meet guys...Will have to wait and see. But tonight was great. I learned that one of my friend's has her nipples pierced and that smirnoff makes my friends throat feel like a raisin and makes her mouth taste like salt!
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<title>Secrets</title>
<link>http://www.LargeFriends.com/blog_messages?blog_id=46500</link>
<pubDate>06-DEC-07</pubDate>
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I take really long, long showers
I REALLY love to shop
I've never gotten flowers from a man not related to me
My mom and I don't really get along
I've never had sex and I have not taken any virginity pledges. In fact I am against viriginity pledges
I talk too much when I get nervous
I bite my nails
Sometimes I like to watch porn
I always get lost in people's eyes
I like to draw but you'll never know it.
My mom is actually my step mother. My mother is dead and yes I still miss her.
I'm a spoiled brat
I'm a romantic
I'm not shy so don't call me shy, I'm not talking because everything I'm thinking is either obscence or obnoxious. 
I have really, really huge breasts
I have ugly feet
I am a space cadet
I am a good friend
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<title>At home with my wife...</title>
<link>http://www.LargeFriends.com/blog_messages?blog_id=46480</link>
<pubDate>05-DEC-07</pubDate>
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No, I don't have a wife. The daycare kids think I do though! It al started on friday when one kid asked why I was going home,as if there was no other place I wanted to be.Candy the other teacher said because she has a life. And the kid heard because she was a wife. Everyday this week when i leave this same child asks If I am going home to my wife.

I'm realy pissed of, not about the wife thing. I find that amusing. No I am pissed at my boss, my Tim Hortons boss. He cut my hours. MF! He totally disregarded the fact that some of us have to pay rent! All I got to say is thank god my christmas shopping is all done.As for the rest of my fellow employees I feel the same disdain. Our old boss, worked around people's schedules, made sure you got enough hours to live but didn't burn out.
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<title>Samurai Sword</title>
<link>http://www.LargeFriends.com/blog_messages?blog_id=46320</link>
<pubDate>03-DEC-07</pubDate>
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Did you here about that lady who went after her boyfriend or now ex- boyfriend with a samurai sword. Know that's the way to do it. Lorraine Bobbit had it all wrong. Go after them Kill Bill style!LoL! I can't say I've ever been that mad at a boyfriend.  I usually just sulk.
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<title>I want to be kissed</title>
<link>http://www.LargeFriends.com/blog_messages?blog_id=46280</link>
<pubDate>02-DEC-07</pubDate>
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I don't get lonely anymore. People always ask me If I get lonely living alone. I answer honestly no.I love it.I also love having my open to friends and family. I don't get lonely but nights like tonight I wish I didn't have to sleep alone. I literally mean to sleep.My past relationships missed that important factor which is one of the reasons I'm not in them anymore. The other reason is I'm not always clear about what I want out of relationships.But how do you tell someone you want them to love you, to be enthralled by you. If your like me you'd probably sound crazy or desperate. Somehow I can easily tell somebody what I don't want. I could write a hundred page essay on what I don't want in a relationship. It's hard to tell someone your looking for love at first sight. No matter what I do I can't kill that fantasy. It's so much more reasonable to believe that love grows with time.I guess I'm not reasonable, logical.
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<title>Christmas Parties</title>
<link>http://www.LargeFriends.com/blog_messages?blog_id=46100</link>
<pubDate>01-DEC-07</pubDate>
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Like the title says I'm going to a christmas party. A work christmas party. It will probably be boring. The highlight of the party last year was when Candy loudy complained about the waitress when she was right there. It sucks my date is now going to the christmas party with her husband. I am loveless...It won't be like last year where I have to endure my dates funny dancing. I had to bit my cheeks to stop from laughing at his dancing. My date last year was such a goof. But at least he danced. There is nothing worse than a man who won't dance.  Oh well I'll still be able to oggle all the fashions. I like looking at what people are wearing. Sometimes in my head I give people with bad fashion sense a makeover.My gay friend gave me a makeover once. My mom said I looked like a painted lady. I quicky went back to my old look in which I wasn't spilling out of tight clothes that resembled christmas ornaments. Buy that I mean sparkly, shiny, over the top. I don't mind sparkle but there is a sudtle way of doing it. My dress tonight has a little razzle dazzle. I'm so excited to wear it.
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<title>ULF dishes out wisdom</title>
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<pubDate>29-NOV-07</pubDate>
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Before you ask ULF stands for uniquelovefashion, that's ME!The wisdom I am bestowing on you today is about rumours. Today a lady at work came in crying because our old supervisor was spreading rumours. Rumours of a possible affair. She said she couldn't sleep all night because of this rumour. Thank god she isn't in highschool. Highschool is one big rumour. I don't miss highschool at all. I personally won't worry about this minor thing. Everyone important to her knows her character. But she does have kids...If I had kids I won't want them hearing this rumour. Kids would instantly wonder if mom and dad are getting a divorce. As for rumours go it's not very scandalous. First of all it's only a possible affair. If your going to make something up and pass it around make it juicy. Add some freaky fetish stuff. And second of all do make a rumour up about a boring goody goody. My co worker is really great but has a very  mundane life. I know she loves her life but for anyone else it's like dry toast. I would never believe she was having an affair and not just because she and her husband call each other a million times a day. They don't seem to need space. I'd be like fack leave me alone!
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<title>I need a vacation or a bottle of liquor!</title>
<link>http://www.LargeFriends.com/blog_messages?blog_id=45900</link>
<pubDate>28-NOV-07</pubDate>
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Today was one of those days that started good but then had me planning the location of the velcro wall. That kid who hits all the time wasn't just hitting today. He was running today. Good news though we are changing routines around to better manage his behavior issues. I also worked at Tim Hortons today. I ended up working an hour more. Which I didn't want to do. I know it's just an hour. But I have house cleaning and christmas shopping...Why is it todo lists never really shrink. I never really write todo lists. I have mental todo lists. I have a very good memory I don't need agenda books, date books etc. Anyway I ended up working later because Lyndsay had to do a double midnight shift because someone on midnights called in sick again! Lyndsay's has done about five double shifts in like two weeks. A girl's got a sleep. Big gossip with Lindsey she slept with a man! Lindzey is a lesbian mostly. But for the last year she has avoided the male gender like the plague.
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<link>http://www.LargeFriends.com/blog_messages?blog_id=45822</link>
<pubDate>27-NOV-07</pubDate>
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Yeah! More men are reading my sizzling prose!Now the next step is to get men closer to my own age reading it. The oldest I'm willing to date is 36. And I have never dated anyone younger than me. Mostly because my little brother and I are so close in age.I think the youngest I am willing to date would be 20. I don't want to be figuratively dating my brother. I once had a guy spend more time talking to my brother on the phone then me! I promptly ended that one. If someone relates too much with my brother chances we won't last for long. I love my brother but he has absoulutely no tolerance for anyone and is unwilling to try anything different.He can't see that there is two sides to every story. 

I just finished doing a self evaluation for work. I hate paperwork. It reminds me to much of homework, especially since I do most of it at home. I'd rather do Bathroom than paperwork. And doing the bathroom can be pretty boring. Especially when all the kids do is hum on the toliet. And your like let's wrap this up, I'd actually like to leave the bathroom today. And the kids are like I,m not being silly, I,m going to the bathroom. Eventually they get up and say I guess I didn't have to pee after all! I,d like to bring in a sudoku or a crossword, while the kids sing every possible variation of the wheels on the bus on the toilet. I can't do that with the wee, wee, ones. The terrible twos which aren't so terrible execpgt when you put them in the bathroom. In this group we have the kids who randomly will make stange noises or sherik and the kid who continuely hits. And lately I have to deal with the tooth brush bandit. This kid is so cute, he gets away with everything execpt switching all the tooth brushes and brushing his teeth with other people's tooth brushes.
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<title>Farm Week</title>
<link>http://www.LargeFriends.com/blog_messages?blog_id=45780</link>
<pubDate>26-NOV-07</pubDate>
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It's farm week at the daycare. Which doesn't mean actually visiting a farm. Even though there are a lot of farms in this area.It's a little cold for that kind of field trip. Tommorrow were going to Tim Hortons my other job. 

I don't like customers. I like the regulars. There always friendly and almost always tip. I don't like that 6:05 guy. Every day he'd oredered a billion stuff just for himself via drive through. That is a big no-no. The purpose of drive through is to provide quick service. Use your common sense people. And one more thing we are not a bank!

 Back to farm week. This is so funny I was talking to one of the kids. I was asking questions about farm animals. I asked him where milk came from he said a cow's mouth. I handled it quite well explaining that no, not from a cow's mouth. I showed him a toy cow and pointed out the udder. I handled the situation better than a month when a child asked me if unicorns lived on a farm. I laughed like crazy. I just kept picturing this my little pony farm.
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<title>Men are so funny</title>
<link>http://www.LargeFriends.com/blog_messages?blog_id=45721</link>
<pubDate>25-NOV-07</pubDate>
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They really are. I was browsing the profiles looking at all the eye candy. I noticed first of all how many men did not include photo's. It's sad to say that appearance does matter. It matters way to much. But Beauty means different things to different people. I know I'd go gay for a day for Angelina Jolie. One of my co-worker told me &quot;She has a misshapen face. Her features just don't look right&quot;
But I don't really listen to her opinion because she is a know it all who actually Knows very little and she smacks her lips when she eats. We have a history. Back on topic I also noticed interesting statements like: I like to muff dive,I'm like the energizer bunny. There was also one with a reference to meat hooks... I know there's a place downtown that does that but not really my scene. I said I'd get racy, what you think about this line well endowed girl seeks support ,will you be my bra. I'd include a question mark but This keyboard is french and the question mark button is actually this ?
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<title>I did it again!</title>
<link>http://www.LargeFriends.com/blog_messages?blog_id=45581</link>
<pubDate>24-NOV-07</pubDate>
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Fluff! I winked at myself again!I must really want myself. I'm going to take myself home and have my way with myself and afterwards I'll eat one of those popeye cigarettes. Remember those they kind of tasted like cardboard and cherries, mostly cardboard.
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<title>Continuation of waiting room story</title>
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<pubDate>24-NOV-07</pubDate>
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I acutally was in a waiting room today. I just forget to get to that part. I have a persistent bark so I went down to the clinic. Someone cute infront of me in the line to the nurses station. I was so pissed!But Karma kicked in and the nurse told him to wait until she called the next person. I cut infront of him while he was distracted by panflips!After two hours watching CTV they called me to a waiting room where I continued to wait. And that's when I saw it, A stool with wheels on it! I wheeled around the office like it was an obstucale course. And when I got bored of that I spun around in circles. Fifteen minutes later I got a perscription and was on my way to shoppers. The wait at shoppers was much quicker. My jaw  dropped when I saw how much I had to pay.
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<title>This is why waiting rooms need to provide magazines</title>
<link>http://www.LargeFriends.com/blog_messages?blog_id=45560</link>
<pubDate>24-NOV-07</pubDate>
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Last night I was up until 5 am. It was a good night. We pre-drank at Lindsay's house. It was my first time at her apartment. She hates her apartment and her landlord. I hate her neighbour absolutely miserable wretch. She was like a possesive girlfriend. She got mad at Lindsey ever time she talked to someone other than her.And she complained about absolutately everything. When we got to the bar she didn't dance and sulked because Lindzey started ignoring her. Thank god she left early on.

We started the night at Karma. Typical crowd of friday night ho*kers.The played too much dance hall music. I'm not really a fan of that genre. We left too early on though. A couple of my friends will only dance to Electronic music. I can dance to pretty much anything. But there are only a handful of songs that I can really groove to. 

I'm kind of pissed at Shawn he left his friend at Karma on his birthday! But I wasn,t going to stick around with this total stranger. They didn't even buy him a birthday drink. Poor guy picked up a girl at the bar. She brought him home and introduced him to her husband! Birthday boy wanted out of there...The wife handed him a pay as you go phone and told him there was just enough time to call her.
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<title>People are so nice here!</title>
<link>http://www.LargeFriends.com/blog_messages?blog_id=45480</link>
<pubDate>23-NOV-07</pubDate>
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I was sort of preparing myself for a lot of negative feedback because I just right or say whatever's on my mind. And I never use spell check. I'll be honest I'm a horrible speller. Speller probably isn't even a word.

I can't believe I did this though... I winked myself. I ment to reply to a wink. Oops!If your readying this I am flattered for the wink. Gentleman keep'em coming!
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<title>Hey Sexy Ladies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</title>
<link>http://www.LargeFriends.com/blog_messages?blog_id=45460</link>
<pubDate>22-NOV-07</pubDate>
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Only women are looking at my blog... Maybe I need to sex up my blog...and then it would be deleted. And I so love dirty talk... I like to swear a lot to when I'm not working. I like to make variations on swear words.It's a highschool thing I haven't kicked yet. Anyway... Yeah I think that's it for now.
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<title>Velcro Wall</title>
<link>http://www.LargeFriends.com/blog_messages?blog_id=45440</link>
<pubDate>22-NOV-07</pubDate>
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I am at the end of my rope! This kid is driving me crazy! This little vigilant just goes around hitting and punching all the other kids, for no reason. Most kids hit because that other child pissed them off. Some kids hit for attention. And then there's conduct disorder...Those kids take pleasure in other's misery. This little guy doesn't have conduct disorder. Thank god. That's one disorder I really don't want to deal with. It probably is mostly for attention. But hitting isn't something you can ignore. Maybe his parents do, but I can't. How is this kid going to turn out... 
Go ahead be &quot;fun dad&quot;, see how far that gets you.
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<title>Uniquelovefashion</title>
<link>http://www.LargeFriends.com/blog_messages?blog_id=45360</link>
<pubDate>21-NOV-07</pubDate>
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This my first blog! The blog life of uniquelovefashion, who yet again is up past her bed time. I can't keep living on five hours of sleep. All I can say is thank god for lunch break naps. All my co-workers think I'm this big party girl. I'm a night owl that has to get up at 7:00 in the morning.
  Anyway... I supose I should include my reasons for being on this site.Especially since I was such a hypocrital bitch to my best friend. Last year I made fun of her for being on &quot;Plenty of Fish&quot;.Basically I told her only desperate and lonely people go on dating sites.She got the last laugh this time... 
  I'm on this site because it is hard for a plus size gal to find love and romance.Especially with the media portraying plus size people as being lazy, ugly and gross.It irks me becaue that is not who we are as women.I want to find some one who can love and touch my body reverently. Only a site like this can help me find Mr. Right or maybe just Mr, Right now.  I'm trying to end this. I can't find the right way to end this.I just can't find a concluding sentence.Everytime I think I'm done I just keep typing and not very quickly either, like one key at a time. All I want to do is sleep!!!! So good night! Tonight dream of me!
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