Blogs for LonelyInFL.

Going to Las Vegas Soon!!! Woohoo!

06-NOV-10

I'm going to Vagas for a few days the week of Thanksgiving. does anyone have suggestions on "must sees"? I'm not looking to spend a bunch of money...just to have a good time. :)

Hope Remains - Repost...Now you can see it. Sorry!

13-MAY-10

Hope Remains

Hope remains in the dead of night
When all is dark and silent
Life lays still and dormant
A flower not yet in bloom

Darkness creeps across the land
Slithering in all directions
Smothering all living things
Possessing all in its path

The air thickens and shimmers
As dark gives way to light
Radiating through the darkness
Bursting from the depths of night

Moments pass as night becomes day
Darkness temporarily defeated
Basking in God’s great glory
Welcoming the dawn of a new day

©2010 Melissa Parker. All rights reserved.

Funnies

24-NOV-09

Wife: ¿ ¿ ¿ ¿ ¿ ¿ ¿ Honey..... What are You Looking for ?
Husband : ¿ ¿ ¿ ¿Nothing.
Wife : ¿ ¿ ¿ ¿ ¿ ¿ ¿Nothing...?? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour ??
Husband : ¿ ¿ ¿ ¿I was just looking for the expiration date.

¿ ¿ ¿ ¿ ¿ ¿ ¿**********¿¿¿

Wife : ¿ ¿ ¿ ¿ ¿ ¿Do you want dinner?
Husband : ¿ ¿ ¿Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : ¿ ¿ ¿ ¿ ¿ ¿Yes and no. ¿ ¿

¿ ¿ ¿ ¿ ¿ ¿ ********** ¿

Wife: ¿ ¿ ¿ You always carry my photo in your briefcase to the office. ¿Why?
Husband: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the ¿problem disappears.
Wife: ¿ ¿ ¿ You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Husband: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, 'What other problem can there be greater than this one?' ¿

¿ ¿ ¿ ¿ ¿ ¿ ¿********** ¿ ¿

A wife asked her husband: 'What do you like most in me my pretty face or my sexy body?' ¿He looked at her from head to toe and replied: 'I like your sense of humor.' ¿

¿ ¿ ¿ ¿ ¿ ¿ ¿ ********** ¿

The Silent Fart ¿

An elderly couple was attending church services. About halfway through, she leaned over and whispered To her husband, 'I just let out a long silent fart. What Do you think I should do?'
He replied, 'Put a new battery in your hearing aid.'

The More I Seek You

25-JUL-09

I'm really thankful I went to church tonight. When I got there I was feeling tired and my heart just wasn't into it....at first.

I really made a connection with God tonight...I don't know how to put it into words. But what I need know is, how can I have this kind of connection all of the time and not just at church?

I listen to Z88.3 and I love contemporary christian music...I pray and I talk to God on my own terms/in my own time, maybe this is the problem.

I've been getting a lot of messages lately and I thank God I've had the sense to listen...I hear you Lord!

Please take a minute to listen to the song... I've also posted the lyrics which are quite powerful.

The more I seek you
The more I find you
The more I find you
The more I love you

I want to sit at your feet
Drink from the cup in your hand
Lay back against you and breath
This love is so deep
It's more than I can stand
I melt in your peace
It's overwhelming

You can fnd the song on YouTube. The More I Seek You by Kari Jobe

Words Wisdom for Women

17-JUN-09

Words for Women to Live By

1. Aspire to be Barbie - the has everything.

2. If the shoe fits - buy them in every color.

3. Take life with a pinch of salt... A wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila.

4. In need of a support group? - Cocktail hour with the girls!

5. Go on the 30 day diet. (I'm on it and so far I've lost 15 days).

6. When life gets you down - just put on your big girl panties and deal with it.

7. Let your greatest fear be that there is no PMS and this is just your personality.

8. I know I'm in my own little world, but it's ok. They know me here.

9. Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.

10. Don't get your knickers in a knot; it solves nothing and makes you walk funny.

11. When life gives you lemons in 2009 - turn it into lemonade then mix it with vodka.

12. Remember where ever there is a good looking; sweet, single or married man there is some woman tired of his bullshit!

13. Keep your chin up, only the first 40 years of parenthood are the hardest.

14. If it has Tires it's gonna give you trouble.

15. By the time a women realizes her mother was right, she has a daughter who thinks she's wrong.

'Good friends are like stars.........You don't always see them, but you know they are always there' 'Remember yesterday, dream about tomorrow, but live for today'. Now smile and send to any girl wasting time at work, suffering from a hangover, or just suffering from life , that might need a reason to smile!

Love is Patient

04-APR-09

I heard this today and now I can't get it out of my head or heart...so I thought I would share in hopes it touches one of you. :) Love is patient Love is kind It does not envy It does not boast It is not proud It is not rude It is not self-seeking, It is not easily angered It keeps no record of wrongs Love does not delight in evil But rejoices with the truth Love always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres. Love bears all things, believes all things, hopes all things, endures all things. Love never ends. L o v e N e v e r F a i l s.

Are You a Screamer or Quiet as a Church Mouse?

04-AUG-08

I've been popping in from time to time and I see a lot of new people as well as old friends and I thought I'd throw out an ice breaker question....plus I'm genuinely curious. When in the "throws of passion," are you a screamer or quiet as a church mouse?

Can't Sleep

10-MAY-08

Hi Everyone! :) I thought I'd poke my head in and see how everyone is. I still haven't renewed my membership but I'm thinking about it. So what's new in your life? I've got a new job that I love but I feel like I'm working myself to death. I have to pay my dues for a while but I got that promotion that I was looking for so I won't complain too much. :) I haven't wrtten anything lately and my book is stalled. I just haven't felt inspired lately. So, here I am again...hoping for some inspiration. It'll come sooner or later, of that I'm sure. Well, it's late and maybe I'll try to go to sleep again. I'd love to call my buddy Neal right now but I think that might not go over too well (because of the time...it's almost midnight). LOL So Neal, just know I'm thinking of you though the timing never seems to be right these days. :) ((Big Hug)) for Everyone! Melissa

I Surrender

11-FEB-08

Ok, my membership expired 01/22/08 and I'm not in the position to renew it yet. Sorry I've been distant but a lot of things have happened lately. Some good and some very bad. The good news is that I've got a new job and start Monday at Northrop Grumman. I can't talk about the bad yet but I'm really trying to work through it. As usual, I wrote a poem. lol I don't expect you to like it but it definitely sheds some light on how I'm feeling. That which doesn't kill me, makes me stronger...I hope. I Surrender Chaos and turmoil define life Love exists in finite measures Happiness is just an illusion Hate threatens to rule all life Violence lurks in every corner Praying on the innocent Destroying everything in its wake But life continues in its frailty Threatening to collapse at any moment We crawl along the path alone Praying for peace and understanding Searching for resolution that may never come Surrendering everything we were Surrendering everything we are Surrendering everything we may become This is the price we all must pay I surrender... (c) 2008. Melissa Parker. All rights reserved.

Writer's Block

21-JAN-08

I've been experiencing writer's block with all of things going on in my life. But a good friend helped me to get back into the swing of things. I'm not sure this can be considered a poem (it's more me venting) but it's the first step in the right direction. What do you think? Thank you Nat! :) The Layoff Once again life spirals out of control Christmas vacation was great But the first day back was hell The company no longer wants me Or needs me so they say Do I yell and scream and say it's unfair? Or do I just hang my head and stalk out? I collected my things and accepted my fate Refusing to bow in shame I walked to my car in a daze And got in with a shake of my head How could I have been so wrong? (c) 2008. Melissa Parker. All rights reserved.

So much for 2008

08-JAN-08

Well, I had high hopes for 2008 but so far it's off to a really rocky start. I went back to work yesterday (first day back from vacation) and guess what? They laid me off. I know it was coming, honestly I'm surprised. I'm tired of the bureaucratic BS. I outlived my usefulness and I was threat because of things that I knew (things they weren't comfortable with). Anyway, I haven't freaked out yet. Maybe this is a blessing in disguise. I'm feeling that I have several doors that may be opening...the possibilities are almost palpable. So, I'm keeping my fingers crossed and praying. Maybe this is the big break I've been waiting for... But we'll see. Ok, I'm done venting. I'm really not too upset about it (maybe I'm just in denial) but I've got a good feeling despite the bad. :) Have a great day everyone! Melissa

Drum Role Please....

19-JAN-08

I sent some of my work (writing samples) to a publisher and they hooked me up with an agent that wants to sign me and says I have excellent potential. I'm on my way to getting published (I've got my foot in the door). Woooohooooo!!!! :) LMAO

Merry Christmas

25-DEC-07

I hope everyone had a Merry Christmas! Whether you're alone or with family and friends, remember that you have family here as well in one form or another. Finish 2007 with a bang and start 2008 fresh. (((hugs)))

I've aged another 10 years

14-DEC-07

Ok, I think I've aged another 10 years...I can feel the gray hair growing in quickly. lol Not only was I sick Wednesday and had to stay home from work (though I felt like crap I was really glad not to be a work with all the crap going on there)....but then I got a call about 4pm saying that my Mom had passed out at work and they admitted her to the hospital. The good thing is that she's out now but they did find a heart problem so now we're waiting to find out how bad it is. (I'm praying it's nothing major) So my point for this blog is to say that, though I'm not a religeous person...I am a Christian and I've been doing a lot of praying lately. I've definitely got more than I can handle. I've gone back to the same prayer that I've said a few times in my life when things were unbearable and I felt like I would crumble to pieces.... "God, I can't handle all of this. It's too much to bear. I'm giving you my troubles and I trust you to help me through them. I can't and I don't want to do it it alone. Please help me." And you know what? No miracle happens...but somehow it becomes bearable. And that's how I've survived through some horrible tragedies. The point is not to be sad but to know that you're not alone. That which doesn't kill you, only makes you stronger. Ok, so I didn't really mean to get so personal but I felt I needed to share. When all else fails, I resort to music. Here's my favorite song by Jars of Clay. The words in print don't make quite the impact the song itself does but I thought I'd share anyway. Worlds Apart I am the only one to blame for this Somehow it all adds up the same Soaring on the wings of selfish pride I flew too high and like Icarus I collide With a world I try so hard to leave behind To rid myself of all but love to give and die To turn away and not become Another nail to pierce the skin of one who loves more deeply than the oceans, more abundant than the tear Of a world embracing every heartache Can I be the one to sacrifice Or grip the spear and watch the blood and water flow To love you - take my world apart To need you - I am on my knees To love you - take my world apart To need you - broken on my knees All said and done I stand alone Amongst remains of a life I should not own It takes all I am to believe In the mercy that covers me Did you really have to die for me? All I am for all you are Because what I need and what I believe are worlds apart I look beyond the empty cross forgetting what my life has cost and wipe away the crimson stains and dullen nails that still remains. More and more I need you now, I owe you more each passing hour the battle between grace and pride I gave up not so long ago So steal my heart and take the pain and wash the feet and cleanse my pride take the selfish, take the weak, and all the things I cannot hide take the beauty, take my tears the sin-soaked heart and make it yours take my world all apart take it now, take it now and serve the ones that I despise speak the words I can't deny watch the world I used to love fall to dust and thrown away I look beyond the empty cross forgetting what my life has cost so wipe away the crimson stains and dullen nails that still remains so steal my heart and take the pain take the selfish, take the weak and all the things I cannot hide take the beauty, take my tears take my world apart, take my world apart I pray, I pray, I pray take my world apart Written by Jars of Clay Copyright ? 1995 BridgeBuilding Music (BMI)/ Pogostick Music (BMI). All rights reserved.

I can't sleep

06-DEC-07

Ok, it's almost midnight, I have to be at work at 7am, and I can't sleep no matter how hard I try. A lot has happened this week so it's probably because I can't make my mind relax. My supervisor, Rick, who I adore was admitted to the Hospital Tuesday. He has multiple blood clots and they think he has pancreatic cancer. If he does have it then chancew are it's too late to try and cure him because this is a very bad type of cancer (by the time it he actually shows symptoms...it's too late. I really hope this is wrong. I still need to put up my Christmas lights, the company christmas party is Sat. and I have another party to take my daughter to on Sunday. Needless to say it will be a very busy weekend. I'm going stag to the company party, again. I'm ok with it but I am disappointed. Why is it hard to find a date? I wasn't even really looking for a "romantic" date...I would've been happy with a friend to share it with. I've got this gorgeous dress and nobody to wear it for (I feel like cinderella with no prince waiting for me at the ball). I mean, it's good that I'm happy with it but there must be something more. I almost feel like having a date for the annual christmas party is like a club...which I've been denied admission. You know what I mean? I'm just disappointed....I wish some things would change in my life. Honestly, I'm tired of feeling like "the odd man out" at this thing. I do usually have a good time but it could be better. Am I being selfish for wanting it to be better? It's just been a hard year for me. Hopefully 2008 will be better. Don't pay me any mind, I'm just wallowing for a bit and thanks for letting me vent, as usual. Well, I'm off to attempt sleep again.

The Fairies

27-NOV-07

I was inspired to write this poem by a song I found on YouTube by Celtic Woman called The Voice. It's an enchanting song so this poem is a bit whimsical and metaphorical. Here it goes, I hope you like it. In the moments before sleep claims me I think about my heart's desire Love flows around and through me I float away into the fire Darkness gives way to blinding light Music pulses with a life of its own I seek my bearings with all of my might This place that fairies call home I begin to dance as light as a feather Swirling amongst the fairies Twirling with quiet grace Dancing without a care in world I feel his presence strong and true Dancing with masculine grace I feel his strength and confidence Never seeing his face We dance endlessly Sensing the familiar but afraid to love His arms close around me Quickly I feel I?m home The dance continues, breaking the spell I fight to hold on to what could be Reaching out in desperate plea But farther and farther he drifts away The music grows silent as darkness returns I awake in my bed alone once again One tear shed for what might've been But hope remains for what might still be (c) 2007. Melissa Parker. All rights reserved.

Mom, Hurry! Come see the kittens

27-NOV-07

So there I was . . . just relaxing in front of the T.V. when the kids yelled, "Hey Mom, come see the kittens."

Back From Vacation

25-NOV-07

Hi everyone! I'm back from vacation and boy was it way too short. I had a great time. I went to DC to see my uncle Max (who I adore) and we went to the Smithsonian to see the Museum of Natural History. That was great but everything there is reflective so my pictures came out crappy. :( Then we drove into the mountains to see more family. I was disappointed because it didn't look like it would be cold enough to snow. But boy were we wrong. We drove up to Mountain Lake and it was snowing up there. It was magical...and freezing. It was 24 with the windchill (and I thought that was cold). It was 15 degrees when I woke up Saturday morning. Brrrrrr!!! hehe I couldn't have been happier. My mom insisted we drive home Sat. so we got in about 9:45pm last night. We weren't supposed to come back until Monday. My mom said she'd done what she needed to do and she was ready to go home...so we did. I'm really trying not to be bitter about her cutting the trip short but I really am upset about it. She'd done what she needed to do but what about me? I still have unfinished business. I don't know how else to explain it. I had a great time and I wouldn't trade it for the world....but I feel like something's missing. I wish I could just stay there forever because it feels like home...and now that I'm back I feel kind of empty. The trip was kind of bittersweet. I don't understand why I feel this way...I just do. I guess I'm hurting to some extent and I don't know how to fix it because I don't know why. Sometimes I wish I weren't so damn emotional and/or sensitive. Figuring myself out is like doing a jigsaw puzzle sometimes. lol I didn't mean for this post to turn out sad in the end but this is the only place I can truly say how I feel in my heart. Anyway, I had a great time and I hope everyone else enjoyed the holiday....next comes Christmas (I haven't even started shopping yet) Melissa

What Not to Say During S*x

26-OCT-07

Ok, it's time to lighten things up a bit......and where is everyone? Please chime in :) Oh, and please ignore the fat comment...that doesn't apply here. The rest is great! Just click on the picture and zoom...

Count Your Blessings

16-NOV-07

Hi everyone, I've been distant for while but I've just been so busy with work. Also, I've been experiencing writer's block as of late. But today I feel inspired (despite that I have walking pneumonia and am home sick from work). I don't know if I can call this a poem, but it's definitely a message I feel compelled to share. I hope you like it. I feel the magic in the air A whirl of possibilities Dancing and Twirling in every direction Waiting to find The One The One who will be blessed Blessed with Grace, Honor, Love, and Happiness But the blessing comes with rules to live by Grace the world with your inner beauty and never hide it. Honor your loved ones by staying true to your heart. Love unconditionally with an open and eager heart. Be happy and enjoy life to the fullest. Who will be the chosen one? Will it be you or will you make your own magic? (c) 2007. Melissa Parker. All rights reserved.

Holiday Fever

06-NOV-07

Ok, I've got the holiday fever now. I found the perfect gown to wear for my company Christmas party. It's just beautiful and I'm so excited. Now the only thing I need is a date. I've gone stag the past 2 years and I will again this year if I must but I keep hoping and praying to find someone nice and fun to go with...even if we just go as friends. Anyway, I'm going to VA to visit family over the Thanksgiving holiday and I have almost 2 weeks off at Christmas. I don't know what I'll do with myself. Honestly I'm a bit burned-out at work and I welcome the time off. Maybe I can get my book finished-up (wishful thinking). I marked a few Christmas parades and craft shows on my calendar so I know I'll have fun. (yes I'm a dork! lol) So what do you guys and girls have planned so far? Melissa

Another One Bites the Dust

27-OCT-07

Ok, so I just talked to a guy online just now (on another site...which is free) and he seemed really cool. But in the end all we wanted was to have phone s*x (or video s*x in his case...he had a webcam...I don't). Why couldn't he just say he was looking for some fun up front? I should've seen it coming but I was stupid and it ended badly for us both (but I guess it could've been worse). I'm dumbfounded at the moment. I feel like I've done something wrong but I know I didn't. Is guilt a normal reaction? I've never had this problem before so I'm not sure what to think. Any thoughts or advice? I know all men aren't like that but this one floored me. What the hell just happened? lol I guess I have to laugh at myself though....I mean I'm just flabbergasted.

The Mists

21-OCT-07

Gray mist hangs like a shroud Covering the earth one early morn Closing out all sunlight Silencing the animals Making it impossible to see It moves along with a will of its own Enveloping life and observing Sighing on the gentle breeze A cocoon where peace and quiet reign Time suspended for but a moment It ebbs and flows like the sea Loving an old lost friend A glimpse of life beyond the veil Then it's gone and the world stops again Suspended in the mists (c) 2007. Melissa Parker. All rights reserved.

Joke of the Day - 10/14/07

14-OCT-07

OK, this joke is rated PG-13 so I'm giving you fair warning. I love it though, the picture says it all.

Untitled - Written 10/12/07

12-OCT-07

How do you break out of the box? Break down the walls, turn them to dust And step outside to a new adventure How do you leave your things behind? Things that define who you are Who you've been and who you may become How do you face the unknown? Where fear threatens to overtake you Where the familiar is long past Where love is just an elusive shadow How do you continue the path of life? When your tracks have been erased The road has been repaved And it no longer appears on the map Do you stay in your box where it's safe? Or do you break out and start a new journey? Do not let life pass you by without ever really living... Break out of the box! (c) 2007. Melissa Parker. All rights reserved.

The Dream.....Interesting! lol

10-OCT-07

Stacey...your picture of the path through the forest partially inspired this poem. lol The other part is wishful thinking at the moment. Any takers? ;) Here I am in the darkening woods Dreaming of my knight A gentle breeze stirs the air Only the stars shine their light I walk along a narrow path Meandering through the trees Humming like a happy child And then I hurt my knee I hear his gentle footsteps Does he search for me? Then I see his shadow Down on bended knee He whispers questions I do not understand He leans ever closer And takes my hand I feel his warm breath Caressing my cheek The brush of his lips Lifting me off my feet And just when I think I've finally reached heaven I awake on the ground And stare up at the heavens I still think of Him And see him in dreams His warm soft kiss And the hope He brings (c) 2007. Melissa Parker. All rights reserved.

The Precipice

05-OCT-07

I stand on a great precipice Looking far beyond Swaying in the violent breeze Stumbling towards the edge I hear the sea far below Storm clouds rumbling above Lightning splits the air Crashing violently I stand alone on the edge Stumbling to my knees The heavens open far and wide Unleashing its great fury I cry out your name God please hear my prayer Thunder rolling in every direction Snarling dramatically I feel the storm begin to calm As sudden as it started The sun breaks through the clouds Rays of light dance gleefully I stand on a great precipice Looking far beyond Standing in awe of beauty A bright future ahead

Whew! This is a doozy

04-OCT-07

Sometimes I do things I regret It's definitely self-destructive Sometimes I say things in anger My sensor was on vacation Sometimes I do stupid things What the hell was I thinking? Sometimes I say stupid things It's just my defense mode Sometimes I say how I feel Thinking it's the truth Sometimes I say nothing at all Silence with a thousand words Sometimes I say what I think Whether it makes sense or not Sometimes I don't think at all Savoring my peace of mind Sometimes I feel my heart breaking How do I piece it together? Sometimes I feel the weight of the world Flashes in my thoughts and dreams Sometimes I feel invisible Despite my desperate pleas Sometimes I feel invincible But no one truly is Sometimes I tell great jokes Laughing rather annoyingly Sometimes I tell sad stories Hoping it's not my reality Sometimes I think too much Forever analyzing myself Sometimes I feel too much My heart always on display Sometimes I'm an open book Open for all to see Here I am...waiting No pretenses...just me Sometimes...

Observer

07-OCT-07

I didn't write this poem (a friend did) but I like it so much that I want to share it with you. What do you think? Dark morning prophesying rain. Everything is still, like a quiet casket at graveside, during prayer. Forest green painted against an unknown color. Not quite gray, not quite brown. I cannot describe the tree bark in this light. The color is more like a feeling, ominous, eerie, All Hallow's Eve before midnight. Large black spider has stretched its web from dawn to dusk. Intricate moonlight gets caught like prey, but luminous and free, escapes the sting. There is no fear here, just the wonder of autumn still infatuated with its Indian summer maiden; an observer penning it in gossamer shadows.

Cake or Bed - Great Joke

03-OCT-07

This one is for you Jan! Thanks for being a good friend. Sorry this joke is in caps but it's the way it came. A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS, HONEY, COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY? IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW. HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY, FIX THE LIGHTS NOW? DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE GE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO. FINE, THEN THE WIFE ASKS, WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR? IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT TO WHICH HE REPLIED, FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR? DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO FINE, SHE SAYS THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS TO THE FRONT DOOR? THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK I'M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON'T WANT TO FIX STEPS HE SAYS, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU. I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!! SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A COUPLE OF HOURS............................... HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES TO GO HOME AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES THAT THE STEPS ARE ALREADY FIXED. AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE , HE SEES THE HALL LIGHT IS WORKING AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED. HONEY, HE ASKS, HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED? SHE SAID, WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT OUTSIDE AND CRIED. JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM. HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE. HE SAID, SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE? SHE REPLIED, HELLOOOOO.. DO YOU SEE BETTY CROCKER WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO!

Contemplating Poetry

20-SEP-07

This has been a hard week for me at work. My personal life (friendships) has exploded (figuratively)...meaning I'm so busy I don't know whether I'm coming or going. Don't get me wrong, I'm not complaining about my newfound socializing schedule....it's just that everything is happening all at once. I'm going in 5000 different directions all at once (physically and emotionally). I've got my writing going in a great direction thanks to Nat. I'm reasonably happy but troubled all at the same time. I had a nightmare last night that I haven't had in years and its gotten me all shaken up again. What does it mean? Anyway, I just needed to vent some of my frustrations for a minute. I hope you like the poem. Song From Within I hear that familiar melody The song that seems to emanate from within, It seems so familiar yet so strange Does my heart really sing that tune? It calls to me like an old lost friend And folds me in its overwhelming warmth, I hear the chords in my thoughts and dreams It touches the very center of my soul, I long to dance and play and love It sets me free from even the deepest sorrow, It calls to me with its ever-changing chords With highs and lows and a sound that's unreal, Could something so beautiful really come from me? Deep feelings rising and falling with each beautiful note, Words cannot express what my song sings Beauty, love, joy, sadness. . .Just aren't enough! I dream of finding a song that echoes mine Would I dream that it were possible, Everyone sings his or her own unique song In hopes of finding that one special echo. ?2005 Melissa Parker. All rights reserved.

Life

17-SEP-07

Life I drift along the path of life Winding my way through twists and turns, The warmth of the sun surrounding me I must be careful as not to burn, I bask in the sun's great glory And then the ride begins again, Going faster and faster But there is no end, And then the warmth turns to bitter cold As death once again shows its ugly face, I continue forward though I cannot go on My heart breaking with each new day, And then the sun comes again to play I long to bloom in its glorious rays, Life seems too good to take for granted I count my blessings night and day, The journey through life is long and treacherous But only a few learn the lessons that surround us, Will this wonderful warmth last very long? We know not what we have until it is gone! ?2006 Melissa Parker. All rights reserved.

How to Treat a Woman (Refresher Course)

13-SEP-07

HOW TO TREAT A WOMAN: Wine her. Dine her. Call her. Hold her. Surprise her. Compliment her. Smile at her. Listen to her. Laugh with her. Cry with her. Romance her. Encourage her. Believe in her. Pray with her. Cuddle with her. Shop with her. Give her jewelry. Buy her flowers. Hold her hand. Write love letters to her. Go to the ends of the earth and back again for her. HOW TO TREAT A MAN: Show up naked. Bring chicken wings or beer. Don't block the TV

You...

13-SEP-07

You... ....have a GREAT Day!!! Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably.. And never regret anything that made you smile.

Mary

11-SEP-07

Mary I hold you dear Inside my heart, So sweet and small And bold at heart, You taught me love You showed me pain, I think of you You left too soon, I love you now for eternity I pray one day you'll come back for me, Once life seemed so dull and grim I'm grateful for the short time we had, I now know love and life I promise to live a happy life, I owe this all to you Mary, my sweet angel (c) 2001. Melissa Parker. All rights reserved.

The Lesson

09-SEP-07

This one's for you Nat since you inspired me. Man, I've written more poems in the last month than I have all year. lol The Lesson Life is ever changing Which way should I go? Always rearranging Thinking I don't know The winds of change are coming I'd better be prepared The door solemnly swinging Slamming without a care The winds blow bitter cold The windows start to shudder I hear that whistling wind My heart begins to flutter Glass begins to flex and bow I fear the damage done Shards fly with deadly speed I fear my life is done And then the wind begins to slow The clouds begin to part The sun comes out in all its glory I feel it warm my heart I stand in front of the window Seeing the empty shell I lift the frame up quickly Feeling the warm summer breeze One more lesson has come to pass In this hell called life Don't be discouraged by slamming doors Just go and open a window (c) 2007 Melissa Parker. All rights reserved.

Bump in the Road

08-SEP-07

Ok, I just hit bump in the road. No matter how much I tried to prepare myself (because deep down I could see the writing on the wall...my intuition never fails me)...it still hurts. I harbor no bad feelings and I wish them well. It just wasn't meant to be for me. I'd like to remain friends but I don't know if I can...at least not yet. Actually, I'm sure it'll be fine because I am who I am. I'll get over it and things will be fine. It seems a shame to throw away a good friend just because it didn't work out. Oh well, life goes on as they say and here's one for the road Friends Friends are very special Few and far between Waves drifting in and out Drifting unknowingly I found a kindred spirit Is it meant to be? Never really knowing him Far across the sea Life goes on around us Flowing incessantly Miles away and growing Can he hear my plea? A heart of molten gold Courage like a lion Sweet as warm fresh honey Thoughtful as the day is long Friends are very special Few and far between Never lose who you are And please don?t forget me (c) 2007 Melissa Parker. All rights reserved.

Prayer, Faith, Hope & Love

08-SEP-07

Prayer, Faith, Hope & Love I pray for those who are lost I pray for those in pain, I pray for God to heal my broken family I pray for God to heal my broken heart, Faith is all I have in this world Faith that my Father will take care of me, Faith that what doesn't kill me will make me stronger Faith that my Father will bring me home someday, Hope that I will live a happy and full life Hope that I do not fail my Father, Love all things without prejudice or hatred Love those who make love seem impossible, You must love yourself before you can truly love others And above all, love thy Father for he will provide for all your needs. (c) 2006 Melissa Parker. All rights reserved.

The Pastor's Donkey

06-SEP-07

The Pastor's As* The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and it won again. The local paper read: PASTOR'S AS* OUT FRONT. The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race. The next day, the local paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S AS*. This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent. The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day: NUN HAS BEST AS* IN TOWN. The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10. The next day the paper read: NUN SELLS AS* FOR $10. This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild. The next day the headlines read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER AS* IS WILD AND FREE. The bishop was buried the next day. The moral of the story is . . . being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery . . even shorten your life. So be yourself and enjoy life. Stop worrying about everyone else's as* and you'll be a lot happier and live longer! Have a nice day!

Peace

05-SEP-07

Peace I stand alone on the seashore Wondering what I could do more, Waves rush in as birds take flight My heart soars free on this bright night, Light dances from wave to wave Playing a silent symphony, My hair stirs in the gentle breeze How long will I feel at peace? I feel the tranquility of this night Peace flows through me on this very night, My heart grows softer day to day My soul fears not the end of the day, If only peace would live forever The world could love and come together. (c) 2006 Melissa Parker. All rights reserved.

Silence

04-SEP-07

Thought I'd change things up a bit with this one...change of tempo. I hope you like it! Silence The hour is late, I'm alone again Darkness deepens, my heart grows heavy I see you in my thoughts and dreams Happy yet fragmented pieces My heart beats in ardent discord Squeezed by an invisible force I call out your name but no one is there Silence answers with deafening force Memories haunt me like old lost friends Blackness surrounds me, I see what was Ghosts from my past whirling endlessly My heart seizes, seeing you there Falling to my knees, crying out your name Weeping my soul into oblivion Shattered pieces of all I've been Frozen in unyielding silence (c) 2007 Melissa Parker. All rights reserved.

Back by Popular Demand

03-SEP-07

I've had several requests to continue posting my poetry. So here it goes, you asked for it! lol This poem is in honor of the beautiful day today. Beauty The sky shades blue The air grows crisp, What beauty here Did I almost miss? Thin wispy clouds sail majestically by As kids fly kites to soaring heights, Waves rush in like a lion's roar As seagulls fly to a boat's moor, The sun sets in the western sky Rays of light dance brilliantly in the sky, Colors such as I have never seen Paint God's canvas blue and green, With red and yellow grow seas of fire Blue and purple streak higher and higher, And then the stars of heavenly night Speckle the sky with their bright light, What beauty here did God's hand make? For all to love and not forsake! (c) 2006 Melissa Parker. All rights reserved.

Group Hug

30-AUG-07

I'm feeling pretty down tonight. I can't explain it and I can't make it go away. It's like I've crashed and burned. I feel so lost and alone...my heart hurts. I can't explain how I got here...I'm just here. I haven't felt this way in a VERY long time. Anyway, I didn't come here to complain, I came here because I need a hug. I write poetry sometimes when I feel the need (or I'm inspired). I wrote this a few years ago but it seams to mimic how I'm feeling at the moment. I hope you like it. Longing I look across the rolling hills And all I feel is fire, I see his face in my dreams The object of my desire, I long to feel his sweet embrace To feel the warmth of his love, I long to be in his bright future I long to provide his children, I long to be his devoted wife And love him until the end, I long to hold him in my arms And nuzzle him there forever, I long to laugh and share his life And love him forever as his wife, I long to grow old with him day after day I long to die together, I long to be content with today We'll be together forever someday.

Sometimes....

02-SEP-07

S O M E T I M E S Sometimes... When you cry... No one sees your tears. Sometimes... When you are in pain... No one sees your hurt. Sometimes... When you are worried.. No one sees your stress. Sometimes... When you are happy.. No one sees your smile . - - - - - But FART!! Just ONE time...

What's Your Sign? - Part 1

01-SEP-07

Sorry, I had to split this into 2 posts. Below are true descriptions of zodiac signs. Read your sign and see what you think. I'm a Pisces. What are you? VIRGO - The Perfectionist Dominant in relationships. Conservative. Always wants the last word. Argumentative. Worries. Very smart. Dislikes noise and chaos. Eager. Hardworking. Loyal. Beautiful. Easy to talk to. Hard to please. Harsh Practical and very fussy. Often shy .. Pessimistic. SCORPIO - The Intense One Very energetic. Intelligent. Can be jealous and/or possessive. Hardworking Great kisser. Can become obsessive or secretive. Holds grudges. Attractive. Determined. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Romantic. Can be self-centered at times. Passionate and Emotional. LIBRA - The Harmonizer Nice to everyone they meet. Can't make up their mind. Have own unique appeal. Creative, energetic, and very social. Hates to be alone. Peaceful, generous. Very loving and beautiful. Flirtatious. Give in too easily. Procrastinators. Very gullible. ARIES - TheDaredevil Energetic. Adventurous and spontaneous. Confident and enthusiastic. Fun. Loves a challenge. EXTREMELY impatient. Sometimes selfish. Short fuse. (easily angered.) Lively, passionate, and s harp wit. Outgoing. Lose interest quickly - easily bored. Egotistical. Courageous and assertive. Tends to be physical and athletic. AQUARIUS - The Sweetheart Optimistic and honest. Sweet personality. Very independent. Inventive and intelligent. Friendly and loyal. Can seem unemotional. Can be a bit rebellious. Very stubborn, but original and unique. Attractive on the inside and out. Eccentric personality. GEMINI - The Chatterbox Smart and witty. Outgoing, very chatty. Lively, energetic. Adaptable but ne eds to express themselves. Argumentative and outspoken.

What's Your Sign? - Part 2

01-SEP-07

LEO - The Boss Very organized. Like being in control. Like boundaries. Tend to take over everything. Bossy. Social and outgoing. Extroverted. Generous, warm-hearted. Full of themselves. Doing the right thing is important to Leos. Attractive. CANCER - The Protector Moody, emotional. May be shy. Very loving and caring. Pretty/handsome. Excellent partners for life. Protective. Inventive and imaginative. Cautious. Touchy-feely kind of person. Needs love from others. Easily hurt, but sympathetic. PISCES - The Dreamer Generous, kind, and thoughtful. Very creative and imaginative. May become secretive and vague. Sensitive. Don't like details. Dreamy and unrealistic. Sympathetic and loving. Kind. Unselfish. Good kisser. Beautiful. CAPRICORN - The Go-Getter Patient and wise. Practical and rigid. Ambitious. Tends to be good-looking. Humor ous and funny. Can be a bit shy and reserved. Often pessimists. Capricorns tend to act before they think and can be unfriendl y at times. Hold grudges. Like competition. Get what they want. TAURUS - The Enduring One Charming but aggressive. Can come off as boring, but they are not. Hard workers. Warm-hearted. Strong, has endurance. Solid beings who are stable and secure in their ways. Not looking for shortcuts. Take pride in their beauty. Patient and reliable. Make great friends and give good advice Loving and kind. Loves hard - passionate. Express themselves emotionally. Prone to ferocious temper-tantrums. Determined. Indulge themselves often. Very generous. SAGITTARIUS - The Happy-Go-Lucky One Good-natured optimist. Doesn't want to grow old. Indulges self. Boastful. Likes luxuries and gambling. Social and outgoing. Doesn't like responsibilities. Often fantasizes. Fun to be around. Having lots of friends. Flirtatious. Dislikes being confined - tight spaces or even tight clothes. Doesn't like being doubted. Beautiful inside and out.

Lessons In Logic

24-AUG-07

Lessons in Logic If your father is a poor man, it is your fate but, if your father-in-law is a poor man, it's your stupidity. I was born intelligent - education ruined me. Practice makes perfect..... But nobody's perfect...... so why practice? If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for? Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak. How come "abbreviated" is such a long word? Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa. One should love animals. They are so tasty. Behind every successful man, there is a woman And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. The wise never marry. and when they marry they become otherwise. Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. "Your future depends on your dreams" So go to sleep There should be a better way to start a day Than waking up every morning "Hard work never killed anybody" But why take the risk "Work fascinates me" I can look at it for hours God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget The more you forget, the less you know So.. why learn. A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.... what more can I say

Job Application - Very Funny!

24-AUG-07

This is an actual job application that a 75 year old senior citizen submitted to Wal-Mart in Boston. They hired him because he was so funny..... NAME: Kenneth Way (Grumpy) SEX: Not lately, but I am looking for the right woman (or at least one who will cooperate) DESIRED POSITION: Company's President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I were in a position to be picky, would I be applying here in the first place? DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle. EDUCATION: Yes. LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility. PREVIOUS SALARY: A lot less than I'm worth. MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes. REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked. HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any. PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m. Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday. DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they're better suited to a more intimate environment. MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here? DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 lbs.: Of what? DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the more appropriate question here would be "Do you have a car that runs?" HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?: I may already be a winner of the Publishers Clearing House Sweepstakes, so they tell me. DO YOU SMOKE?: On the job - no! On my breaks - yes! WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb sexy blonde supermodel who thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing that now. NEAREST RELATIVE....7 miles DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?: Oh yes, absolutely.

Important Mergers

23-AUG-07

Investment tips for late 2007 (This is from an email I received today LMAO). For all of you with any money left, be aware of the next expected mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks. Watch for these consolidations in 2008. 1.) Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W.R.Grace Co. will merge and become: Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace. 2.) Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces and become: Poly, Warner Cracker. 3.) 3M will merge with Goodyear and and become: MMMGood. 4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge and become: ZipAudiDoDa. 5. FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become: FedUP. 6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become: Fairwell Honeychild. 7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become: Poupon Pants. 8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become: Knott NOW! And finally, 9. Victoria's Secret and Smith & Wesson will merge under the new name:

Poll

21-AUG-07

They polled a cross section of American women and asked them if they would have sex with Bill Clinton. 85% said "Never again"!! No offense ladies! I just thought this was funny. I know you aren't one of them. :)

Food For Thought

19-AUG-07

I saw this today on a profile in Youtube. It really touched me and I wanted to share this with you all. If I can endure for this minute Whatever is happening to me, No matter how heavy my heart is Or how dark the moment may be- If I can remain calm and quiet With all the world crashing about me, Secure in the knowledge God loves me When everyone else seems to doubt me- If I can but keep on believing What I know in my heart to be true, That darkness will fade with the morning And that this will pass away, too- Then nothing in life can defeat me For as long as this knowledge remains I can suffer whatever is happening For I know God will break all of the chains That are binding me tight in the darkness And trying to fill me with fear- For there is no night without dawning And I know that my morning is near. -Helen Steiner Rice

Email Joke of the Day - 08/17/07

17-AUG-07

'The Obedient Wife' There was a man who had worked all his life, had saved all of his money, and was a real miser when it came to his money. Just before he died, he said to his wife...'When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my money to the afterlife with me.' And so he got his wife to promise him, with all of her heart, that when he died, she would put all of the money into the casket with him. Well, he died. He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was sitting there - dressed in black, and her friend was sitting next to her. When they finished the ceremony, and just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said, 'Wait just a moment!' She had a small metal box with her; she came over with the box and put it in the casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket down and they rolled it away. So her friend said, 'Girl, I know you were not foolish enough to put all that money in there with your husband.' The loyal wife replied, 'Listen, I'm a Christian; I cannot go back on my word. I promised him that I was going to put that money into the casket with him.' You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket with him!?!?!?' 'I sure did,' said the wife. 'I got it all together, put it into my account, and wrote him a check.... If he can cash it, then he can spend it.'

Where is everyone?

17-AUG-07

Where is everyone this week? Last week there were several new blogs but this week there isn't much. Ok, all I have to say TGIF! Have a great day everyone!

Outside of the Box

14-AUG-07

I stepped outside the box today at work. My boss asked to speak to me in her office. I thought something was wrong so I worried about it. I went in and she said "What's going on with you? You haven't been your normal happy self for a while." So it got me thinking...am I that transparent? Am I that troubled? The truth is that though I'm not unhappy...I'm not conent with my life as it is. The stress at work has been overwhelming since right after Christmas. I've had problems at the house that I can't afford to fix. And I'm lonely...I love my daughter more than anything and she is my world, but I need companionship...someone to share the happy and sad times with. So anyway back to my story, I decided that it was better to get everything out in the open. So, I told her about my frustrations with everything that was going on at work. I told her the bad and the good. And you know what? She said it's ok. I then asked her there is any room for growth. Her response surprised me. She said "absolutely, but you've boxed yourself in to where you are. You need to find a way to break down the walls and then we can go from there." I know it's a vague yet metaphoric answer but I knew exactly what she meant. After our talk I went out and tested her advice and you know what happened? A window opened...my first step towards breaking down the walls. Let this be a lesson not only for me, but for everyone who has gotten stuck inside their own box. I owe my newfound courage to someone very special on here (LF)...you know who you are! Thank you from the bottom of my heart. :)

Irish Joke

14-AUG-07

Two Irishmen walk into a pet shop in Dingle. They head to the bird section and Gerry says to Paddy, "Dat's dem." The owner comes over and asks if he can help them. "Yeah, we'll take four of dem dere little budgies in dat cage up dere, " says Gerry. The owner puts the budgies in a cardboard box. Paddy and Gerry pay for the birds, leave the shop and get into Gerry's truck to drive to the top of the Connor Pass. At the Connor Pass, Gerry looks down at the 1000 foot drop and says, "Dis looks like a grand place." He takes two birds out of the box, puts one on each shoulder and jumps off the cliff. Paddy watches as the budgies fly off and Gerry falls all the way to the bottom, killing himself stone dead. Looking down at the remains of his best pal, Paddy shakes his head and says, "Fook dat. Dis budgie jumping is too fook'n dangerous for me!" THERE'S MORE. . . Moment's later, Seamus arrives up at Connor Pass. He's been to the pet shop too and walks up to the edge of the cliff carrying another cardboard box in one hand and a shotgun in the other. "Hi, Paddy. Watch dis," Seamus says. He takes a parrot from the box and lets him fly free. He then throws himself over the edge of the cliff with the gun. Paddy watches as half way down, Seamus takes the gun and shoots the parrot. Seamus continues to plummet down and down until he hits the bottom and breaks every bone in his body. Paddy shakes his head and says, "And I'm never trying dat Parrotshooting either!" IT IS NOT OVER YET. . . Paddy is just getting over the shock of losing two friends when Sean appears. He's also been to the pet shop and is carrying a cardboard box out of which he pulls a chicken. Sean then takes the chicken by its legs and hurls himself off the cliff and disappears down and down until he hits a rock and breaks his spine. Once more Paddy shakes his head. "Fook dat, lads. First dere was Gerry with his bud...

Funny Email For the Day

13-AUG-07

WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED: Men Are Just Happier People Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100 People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. You have one mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks and tools. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend. Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck. You can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes -- in one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24th in 25 minutes. No wonder men are happier. What do you think? How much of this is really true? :)

Always the Best Friend...Never the Lover

09-AUG-07

Ok, so I was responding to Stanno's blog about being alone....is it destiny...and it got me thinking. I've always been everyone's best friend. I'm a great listener, kind, funny, honest, loving, supportive, and anything else I can manage. Why is it that even though I possess these qualities, good (nice) guys never see the possibility of a great romantic ralationship? I know I'm refering to myself but I'm asking for the main reason Men catagorize some women this way. This is my first blog so please be kind. :)