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Posted on Sat, Apr 08, 2006 22:59

This is in honor of the gazillion posts regarding how "large" people are no different than thin people... etc. (PS... its supposed to make you laugh, in case you try to take this serious!) Two lady friends prepare for summer by visiting the local tanning salon. Its a busy day and being good buddies, they both go into the vacant "couple room" so they dont have to wait. One gal is thin, the other large. Both disrobe and quickly climb into the futuristic space tube, pulling the lid down over the top of them. Through the crack, the larger lady peeks over at her friend who lays comfortably in her 'cryo-chamber' and dozes as she soaks in her million watts of radiation. The larger lady wiggles as she trys to adjust her legs, which are already begining to sweat. They squeek across the plexi-glass as though she had just ripped one. Coughing loudly to cover the mistaken sound, the larger lady see's her friend raise her arms over her head to make sure she gets even color in her arm pits. Thinking this to be a good idea, the large lady raises her arms. In moments, this idea proves to be bad as the flesh about her throat threatens to choke her. Then she realises her arm pits are still not receiving the costly doses of fake sun rays, because her bo*bs have left her chest and were now hiding in the hollow of each pit. Wanting to put her arms back down, the larger lady wriggles into a new position, creating yet another squeek delivered from the now sweaty butt crack. This suddenly reminds her that she had forgotten to spread her cheeks a bit. Previous visits had taught her that she would have a bright white crack, where her cheeks smooshed together,if she forgot. Working up a greater sweat, she finally back into position, with her boobs being securely held into place by keeping her arms held tightly against her body, when the timer goes off. The thinner woman climbs effortlessly out of the bed and towels off her lightly dewed skin, while the larger friend rolls from the bed to one knee as the top nearly falls atop her head. Trying to stand quickly, and not so gracefully, she realises that she has accomplished, one again, to continue the tradition of the white cresent shaped moones beneath her butt, between the small rolls of back fat, and of course, in her arm pits. Mercy me !!!! Now tell me there is no difference... LMBO. Need another example???


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Posted on Tue, Jul 20, 2010 10:32

Oh man I saw this post and thought HoneyB was back. GRRR lol


In your rocking-chair, by your window dreaming, shall you long, alone. In your rocking-chair, by your window, shall you dream such happiness as you may never feel. –Theodore Dreiser

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Posted on Mon, Jul 19, 2010 00:57

I ran across this old posting from years ago and had to laugh all over again. It's that time of year when so many seek the suns rays to feel healthier and full of life. Take my advice... go to the lake or river... it's much better than any tanning booth! Have a great summer everyone!

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Posted on Mon, Jul 02, 2007 19:29

I do not tan and I have to admit that one of the reasons why is becuase I have vividly imagined this scene before. The rolling off the bed onto one knee - lol. So been in that position.


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Posted on Mon, Jul 02, 2007 06:22

Okay Ladies... lets not forget to let the sun reach those 'nether regions' !!! Enjoy your summer!!!


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Posted on Thu, Nov 09, 2006 20:35

LOL infinity!! That is a good one! Kissy I have never tried or wanted a fake tan and this makes me not want it even more. : )


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Posted on Thu, Nov 09, 2006 09:04

lol!! thanks for the laugh and as girlwhosangtheblues stated: That's why I am a happily pale fat girl!!! that one goes for me too!! take care Rosy


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Posted on Wed, Nov 08, 2006 19:56

Its that time of year when we all head to the tanning booths. Dont forget your tanning lotion and spread those cheeks girls ! hehehe


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Posted on Mon, May 01, 2006 13:45

WOW, tanning and aerobics in one session, what will they think of next! LOL!! Ciao 4 now!


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Posted on Mon, May 01, 2006 13:36

Thanks Toketee. I really needed a good laugh. So funny yet so true.


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Posted on Sun, Apr 30, 2006 17:55

a woman with a sharp intellect is a joy to behold. a lot of men think a woman with an all around good personality and a straight forward sense of self is not worth knowing. and couple that with a largebody style to match....and there is a conflict brewing. I can honestly say that such men are fools. Give me a person who tells me where she stands and whather views are any day. If you'll forgive the pun...such people are worth their weight in gold.I've been large all of my life and the only thing people see is a very large individual. only the outside gains their attention, not the vast depth that is inside. they fail to realize that the intellect inside very often surpasses the size they see outside.


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Posted on Fri, Apr 21, 2006 21:08

Well Ladies, I do thank you for Oh.


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Posted on Fri, Apr 21, 2006 20:26

Another good reason to be a happily pale fat girl. :)


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Posted on Thu, Apr 20, 2006 18:21

Oh my gosh! You have just described ME!! So they really do have hidden cameras in those darn rooms, I knew it. This makes me feel so good, because I have no one in my circle of friends who would ever understand!! THANK YOU!!!


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Posted on Thu, Apr 20, 2006 16:07

I needed a good laugh. Thanks


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Posted on Thu, Apr 20, 2006 07:54

Toketee you are a card! I definatly found your post amusing though I've never tried tanning. I hadn't even thought about the rays not hitting some spots. The cool thing is that you can find humor in an embarassing situation and that rocks!


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Posted on Wed, Apr 19, 2006 20:18

hey tanning sister, I love your post! What a girls gotta do to get an even tan! lol


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Posted on Wed, Apr 19, 2006 20:08

Ok i needed a good laugh and YOU did it... I thought I was alone when it came to cresent shaped white moons. thats why i tryed the stand up beds which still dont tan all the exposed bits of flesh sometimes i wish i could be a fly on the wall just to see how silly i look rocking out to the tunes on the radio, hands in the hand strap, and every once few min or so I lift the girls so that the underside gets enough UV radiation to turn my lily white skin that never sees light of any kink a lovely shade of hot pink. best to all in their quest for tan skin..this year i am opting for white.


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Posted on Mon, Apr 10, 2006 11:30

As stated in my lil 'disclaimer'.... this post was intended for a good chuckle. On the serious side... Yes... we are all the same, in that we eat, sleep, poop, pee, bleed, breathe, etc... We are human. Apples and Oranges are both Fruit, I agree. Even though they dont look the same, smell the same, feel the same, or taste the same. In any comparison you wish to make, there will always be similarities and differeneces. The point I was making, on a more humorous note, was that it's okay to be different. I chose not to cry over the fact that I can lose my bo*bs in my armpits, and instead, choose to laugh about it, because I know there are numerous other women out there who know exactly what I'm talking about. Things that a thin person can't possibily understand until they've been large. Life is all in the way we look at it. Either your point of view is uplifting and positive, or it's depressing and negative. Doesn't matter in the end if we are apples, or oranges, cause we're all edible !!!


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Posted on Mon, Apr 10, 2006 11:19

Maybe I'm incorrect but I figure, that by most people assuming that large people are no different than their "thin" counterparts, they aren't just speaking about the obvious. Sort of like comparing Apples and Oranges. The two (fruits)look very different and yet they are still the same in that they are both fruits. Each, though different, might have a like appeal to some people in that they are both tasteful fruit. Obviously they are very dissimilar in appearance. Still they are the same because they are both fruits which are both very pleasing to different people. Of course there are obvious differences in how they look. This might not have been the best example to get my point accross; I'm trying to say that the two women are quite the same. They are both human, both women, both have feelings and thoughts, etc... The only real difference might be their looks. As in my earlier comparison of Apples and Oranges, wouldn't it be best to learn more about them before reaching some (possibly) unfair and (possibly) erroneous conclusions?


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