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Posted on Sun, Nov 12, 2006 01:30

My Birthday Adventure It was a temperate summer late afternoon, the warmth of sunshine ascending on our heads and faces as Lazy and I happily and contentedly strolled down the street hand in hand, looking in the store windows, and stopping to notice nature asserting itself through fresh, damp soil, causing buds of flowers in flowerpots and in the park, rejuvenating the city, the flowers and our newfound love- making us feel so much more alive! Laughing and enjoying each others presence immensely, reminiscent of other recent days, we heard music coming from an outdoor concert in the park and couldn't pass up the opportunity to hear live music. Rounding the corner and into the park we saw there was a fair transpiring-tents of various sizes set up here and there, some with a few arts and crafts for sale, a number with food and drinks, and a jazz quartet playing on a makeshift band stand. Without speaking, we glanced at each other and both nodded 'yes' in agreement, 'lets linger here for a little while'. Stopping at a booth we got some wine-a glass or two can greatly enhance a romantic interlude-a moderate amount can be arousing-it relaxes and helps to stimulate our senses, and pulled up some chairs near the band. Putting his arm around me, Lazy leaned over and gently kissed my neck,sending a shudder through my body and I smiled impishly and sighed. "I do so like this man" I thought to myself as I slowly licked my lips,savoring the taste of the wine on them, unconsciously caressing the wine glass I was holding in my hands. His eyes feasted on me "Darling, I spotted some raw oysters over there at one of the booths.Would you care for some?" Lazy politely asked. "I'd love some-if you don't mind!" I eagerly exclaimed. "For you-anything" he replied with a big mischievious grin on his face as he got up from his chair. "I'll be back in a moment my dear lady. Hold my wine please." Watching Lazy walk to a tent I felt wanton stirrings in my groin as I looked at his muscular masculine legs, the curve of his nice cheeks in khaki shorts, and his strong broad shoulders and hoped he would stay the night with me-what a great birthday present that would be! Sipping my wine, I found I couldn't take my eyes off of him- and thought to myself-how truly lucky I was to have met this kind,funny, sensual and passionate man. With a look of glee on his face he sauntered back over to me, a tray of oysters and cocktail sauce in one hand and crackers and little forks in the other, slipped into the chair next to me and laughingly asked "Did you miss me?" Smiling,I replied "Of course I did-every second away from you is like eternity!" I said as I looked into his beautiful blue eyes, leaned over and kissed him very tenderly on the lips. Dipping an oyster into sauce he asked me if I'd like it on a cracker, to which I shook my head negatively and he said "Open wide dear" and proceeded to slowly feed me an oyster dangling off the fork, and I felt Lazy becoming aroused at the sight. We sat eating the delicious oysters, enjoying the fine music and I found him becoming more aroused. Dropping the forks onto the tray, he took his hand, gently and lovingly ran his fingers up the side of my face over my ear, fingertips entwining in my hair, softly grabbed my head and pulled me to him and gave me a very passionate kiss." Would you still like to watch the sun set on the beach? I think we still have time" he asked. Nodding my head affirmatively, we got up,placed our wine glasses and tray in the dirty dish recepticles, and walked to the beach. Making it just in time to see the gorgeous oranges and reds of the sun setting over the calm deep blue sea , the air scented with salt, we walked down the beach, hearing the water gently lapping the shore, giggling as we watched seagulls swooping down to swipe a clam. Lovingly we caressed each other as we strolled barefoot on the edge of the tepid water- lightly touching backs, arms, faces,and buttocks. Stopping near a lighthouse Lazy wrapped his arms- oh so lovingly around me,kissed me tenderly once --then again--once more-tantalizing me...my mouth opened wide, inviting him in, and our tongues started exploring--seeking--playing-- caressing each others mouths as he gently ran his hand over me--causing me to gasp and kiss him more passionately. I felt him responding against me, speaking loudly to me in sign language. I pulled away, took him by the hand and said "Follow me." He was not real excited about this as he was enjoying himself and didn't want to stop the pleasure, but he couldn't say 'No'. Hand in hand we walked over to the beautiful old lighthouse, and I asked him if he wanted to go in. I was very eager now to share myself with him and explore the lighthouse, and the look on his face said he loved a thrill and he said " I want to show you the thrill of trying new things." Looking deeply into his eyes, I slowly nodded and said 'Yes, I want to try new things.' Email me or wink me saying "Happy Birthday" if you would like me to email you the rest of my story about my wonderful birthday with Lazy.


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AmuseMe
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Posted on Mon, Dec 04, 2006 10:00

LMAO. Wanda... I am just as surprised as you are that that blog made it through the dirty word colander.


In your rocking-chair, by your window dreaming, shall you long, alone. In your rocking-chair, by your window, shall you dream such happiness as you may never feel. –Theodore Dreiser

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Posted on Fri, Dec 01, 2006 13:34

LOL jjiggl. We could always ****** and ***** to the ***** and then **** til we can't **** anymore. lol


In your rocking-chair, by your window dreaming, shall you long, alone. In your rocking-chair, by your window, shall you dream such happiness as you may never feel. –Theodore Dreiser

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Posted on Fri, Dec 01, 2006 03:02

Of course not Kat! But I couldn't really post what I was thinking about now, could I? (smirking) As JJiggl said they would censor it out. But then, after reading Amuseme's blog on certain foods affecting the flavor of certain secretions, I just don't know what criteria they use for censoring here...LOL! Perhaps just a screen for certain words?


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Posted on Wed, Nov 29, 2006 11:27

Amuseme, in reference to the lyrics, I was thinking the same thing!! Too bad that they would just censor us!! I bet that would make a nice thread of postings!!


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Posted on Wed, Nov 22, 2006 03:43

Lazy, you who touches my heart, my mind, and my soul -- and, like a conjuror, has made some of my dreams come very much alive, and others elastic and pliable bending to every infinite fantasy before I sleep. You who remind me with your gentle kiss of whispers and allusions to that which might be, and could be as soon as we are again within reach of fingertip to fingertip. You who with words invades my nostrils with cologne and pheromones and musky scent that rips my senses as surely as your smile does. Oh dear sweet man, thinking of us,again,together--entwines my imagination as surely as the soft tendrils of ivy entwine a sturdy brick wall and transform it into a thing of beauty --I'm ready to 'do it' again. You? I was extremely careful not to go into explicit detail about your lips opening and your tongue reaching out to joust--or other delights. I did keep some things 'special' just between us.


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Posted on Tue, Nov 21, 2006 19:21

er, is it getting warmer in here or what??


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Posted on Mon, Nov 20, 2006 05:21

Wanda, I'm guessing it's not really his ears you are wondering about. :)


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Posted on Sun, Nov 19, 2006 11:39

I wish I could take credit for writing those lyrics but they are a compilation of various versions of the childrens song that I found. But they do nicely convey the thoughts that my inquisitive mind wants to know..lol...


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Posted on Fri, Nov 17, 2006 05:36

LOL Wanda. Much, much more distinguished than I would have written. I can think of a thousand ways to make that song too explicit even for an X rating. LOL. Good job.


In your rocking-chair, by your window dreaming, shall you long, alone. In your rocking-chair, by your window, shall you dream such happiness as you may never feel. –Theodore Dreiser

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Posted on Thu, Nov 16, 2006 08:42

My curious mind wants to know: Do his ears hang low? Do they wobble to and fro? Can he tie 'em in a knot? Can he tie 'em in a bow? Can he throw them over his shoulder like a Continental Soldier? Do his ears hang low? Do his ears Flip Flop? Can his use them as a mop? Are they stringy at the bottom? Are they curly at the top? Can he put them in a shower With a giant daisy flower? Do his ears Flip Flop? Are his ears too big? Are they heavy as a pig? Do they bruise his cerebellum when he dances an Irish jig? Can they function as the anchors for a fleet of oil tankers? Are his ears too big? Are his ears real small? Barely visible at all? Do they look just like two peanuts stuck onto a bowling ball? Can he store them in a thimble when he's feeling rather nimble? Are his ears real small? Does his tongue hang out? Can he shake it all about? When he tries to tuck it in, does it just hang out? Can he roll it to the ground, with a clunk and a pound? Does his tongue hang out?


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Posted on Thu, Nov 16, 2006 05:19

LOL. I have not had the pleasure of his company, Seductress... and even though I adore him for his honesty and forthrightness, for reasons of my own, I never will.


In your rocking-chair, by your window dreaming, shall you long, alone. In your rocking-chair, by your window, shall you dream such happiness as you may never feel. –Theodore Dreiser

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Posted on Thu, Nov 16, 2006 05:13

I'm not so sure I want to share details of my relationship with Lazy but I can honestly say that I have met him. I'm the one he's referring to in his last post on his thread.


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Posted on Thu, Nov 16, 2006 00:06

Jiggl, I love s*e*x. It energizes me, it's part of my personality,my health and part of the system that gives me energy from one day to the next. I overheard my dad tell my brother to "Do it" and "Do it as often as he could." It was great advice and I still hear his words echoing in my head. The fact that Lazy loves it as much as I do is a huge turn-on for me. An advantage to our no strings attached setup is neither of us has to worry if either is using sex in desperation to sustain a fragile relationship or wondering if one of us is allowing ourself to be used by another because of fear of insecurities. We are both using each other. It fulfills our needs. I know a great deal when I see it and lazy is a good deal!


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Posted on Thu, Nov 16, 2006 00:03

Sexcapades with Lazy! What an absolutely marvelous idea! A romance novel,or a book of short erotic stories about a sensuous intelligent handsome enigma who cordially delights,intrigues and charms lovely ladies of size! Although I do have quite a number of stories I could utilize for this endeavor, perhaps a different slant from another lucky woman whom Lazy has bestowed his awesome talents on will be kind enough to send me their scintilating story to be included. Kat? AmuseMe? Surfinrgurl? JJiggl? (If you haven't already taken advantage of this fine opportunity, this is a wonderful way to discover on your own how nice looking and fantastic he really is!)


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Posted on Wed, Nov 15, 2006 05:04

Oh yes, Lazy is indeed for real.


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Posted on Tue, Nov 14, 2006 15:09

I have been gone too long! So Lazy is for real, huh? I don't really want to know the other details, but I am surprised to know that someone is as open as he is about his "adventures". Seems like you two are made for one another. You go, girl!!


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Posted on Mon, Nov 13, 2006 15:43

I imagine he probably is very romantic but not in an obvious manner or romance novel style. I'd love to know what he looks like.


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Posted on Sun, Nov 12, 2006 20:17

LMAO.. you are asking for about five thousand replies, you know that, right? wooo hooo.. and as tempted as I am to know the truth behind the sensually flippant, erotically intriguing enigma that is aka Lazy, I will suffer perchance I find out on my own. ;)


In your rocking-chair, by your window dreaming, shall you long, alone. In your rocking-chair, by your window, shall you dream such happiness as you may never feel. –Theodore Dreiser

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