Why are wedding dresses white?

Son asked his mother the following question:

'Mom, why are wedding dresses white?' The mother looks at her son and
replies,

'Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure.'

The son thanks his Mom and goes off to double-check this with his
father.

'Dad why are wedding dresses white?'

The father looks at his son in surprise and says,

'Son, all household appliances come in white.'

(HAD TO BE A VERY BRAVE MAN TO WRITE  more...

Why are wedding dresses white?

Son asked his mother the following question:

'Mom, why are wedding dresses white?' The mother looks at her son and
replies,

'Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure.'

The son thanks his Mom and goes off to double-check this with his
father.

'Dad why are wedding dresses white?'

The father looks at his son in surprise and says,

'Son, all household appliances come in white.'

(HAD TO BE A VERY BRAVE MAN TO WRITE THIS JOKE AND EVEN A BRAVER MAN TO TELL IT)

Its funny how women are referred to as appliances. Makes alot of sense in the dating world. So often, men are simply incapable of maintaining their "appliances", and an outside source is called in to perform a simple, routine, inspection. Also funny how men think women are incapable of simple maintenece, relying on outside sources for repairs, maintenence, tune-ups, etc. Makes you wonder what happened to convince us the men in these households were incapable of performing such simple tasks.

hee hee... funny

hardly,,,they come in almond and black too. The darker models can be very nice.