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Posted on Fri, Oct 17, 2008 18:46

Quoting: Originally posted by bigtom77 Having a blond moment here, whats the fairy tale about the guy with the really big nose, maybe thats what I should shoot for. lol Then maybe the old comedian (the one that played opposite Mae West often) with the very wide red nose? Some women like the girth. Hummm decisions, decisions.

I think W. C. Fields is the comedian you're thinking of.


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Posted on Fri, Oct 17, 2008 13:10

Quoting: Originally posted by bigtom77 Having a blond moment here, whats the fairy tale about the guy with the really big nose, maybe thats what I should shoot for. lol Then maybe the old comedian (the one that played opposite Mae West often) with the very wide red nose? Some women like the girth. Hummm decisions, decisions.

Yes your right Tom, some women love the girth. he he Fairy tale character?....As long as your not thinking about Pinocchio? He got his long nose because he lied too much. xx


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Posted on Fri, Oct 17, 2008 13:03

Quoting: Originally posted by tonfree WOW, Really? Socks work? Why would no one tell me this before? TY Mizz Smart OZZ

Hey TT was only trying to help. :) As you say you dont get any dates or action right now anyway, so what can it hurt? Would love you to test this out and see if it did make a difference. LOL xx I sometimes see profiles here of men that quite openly state that they are extra blessed by nature. Do wonder if they get more winks that way than if they left out that minor detail??


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Posted on Fri, Oct 17, 2008 12:53

Quoting: Originally posted by Dirkdig Maybe the size of his intellect should be what you are checking out? As a man with a small tool I learned a long time ago to compensate with hands and tongue. Funny thing is MONEY seems to be more of a motivator for many women, the size of the johnson is secondary.

Well now that really surprises me! Money?? Well I guess if you have enough of this you can buy all the tools you need. LOL Money is generally the last thing I want to discuss...guess that is where I might be making the mistake? Now of course intellect is what I check out, plus a lot of other things, but THIS thing is usually the only one that is hidden until you're at the point of no return. Guess I'm getting too old for surprise party bags, no longer need my presents wrapped up, and would prefer to receive them to order rather than getting something I have no use for. LOL Now on the topic of intellect, wont you agree with me that some, not all males, think way too much with their other head, that we women sometimes have to wonder if that is the only one they possess? Even you Dirkdig appeared to be like this when I first read you in the blogs. Though I have to say that recently you are surprising us. ;) xx


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Posted on Thu, Oct 16, 2008 19:12

Quoting: Originally posted by ozredhead62 Well Tom I have an idea!! How about you get some plastic surgery on your nose, you know...make a huge bulging whopper. Then we can start a campaign to convince everyone that its the nose that tells the secret??? Problem solved. So what do you think? he he xx

Having a blond moment here, whats the fairy tale about the guy with the really big nose, maybe thats what I should shoot for. lol Then maybe the old comedian (the one that played opposite Mae West often) with the very wide red nose? Some women like the girth. Hummm decisions, decisions.


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Posted on Thu, Oct 16, 2008 18:01

Quoting: Originally posted by ozredhead62 Oh TT what can I say to that?? Yes unfortunately this may be influencing your strike rate. Guess you could try the old tried and tested trick that has fooled us women for eons. SOCKS! he he xx

WOW, Really? Socks work? Why would no one tell me this before? TY Mizz Smart OZZ


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Posted on Thu, Oct 16, 2008 07:28

Quoting: Originally posted by tonfree Oh NO, Poor me!! This way I wil never ever get a date!!! Never mind any action.. TT..

Oh TT what can I say to that?? Yes unfortunately this may be influencing your strike rate. Guess you could try the old tried and tested trick that has fooled us women for eons. SOCKS! he he xx


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Posted on Thu, Oct 16, 2008 07:21

Quoting: Originally posted by Katwoman1968 I too have heard the hands and feet but in my experience the two have nothing in common!!

Yes I have heard this also, but like you Katwoman have found it a big disappointment. I do know that the length of your feet is also the same length as the distance between you wrist and your elbow. Go on try it with your shoes if you have not done this before. LOL So I am guessing, NO I am HOPING that there is a secret place that would allow us to "know" before we say, lets go. :)


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Posted on Thu, Oct 16, 2008 03:43

Quoting: Originally posted by truefriendinme Well, for all the women's sake, I think that once men have reached the age of consent, we should require mandatory tattooing on all those "bodily indicators" (much like the U.S. requires all 18 yr old males to register for selective service, I think). That way, when a woman is dating him, there will be an accurate "tell" for us all to see. For example: Dick and Jane... Jane begins dating Dick. (Pun TOTALLY intended) They finally reach a point where Jane and Dick want to discuss intimacy. At this time, Dick is required by law (because in my little world, this would be an ammendment to the constitution...lol!) to expose the palms of his hands, which would have a simple tattoo on the palm: "True" or "False". In this way, Dick reveals his true form (almost) and Jane can trust the source. See? Simple? LOL LOL!!!!!! LOL!!!! --True P.S. And for those men wanting to even the score, thinking women have to reveal the size of the Condo's "upper floors"-- well, think about it like this. The male dangly parts are practically the only organ that plastic surgery is NOT a common request. So, it would be impractical for women to get a tattoo reavealing the square footage, since the square footage can be changed quite dramatically with a fairly simple surgery. :)

True you must have read my mind! Though i was thinking more like a tattoo on the forehead instead. Really do you want to put in all that getting to know you time and have to wait till they are ready to expose the secret?? Hmmmm think not. Good one. :) xx


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Posted on Thu, Oct 16, 2008 03:38

Quoting: Originally posted by bigtom77 This is just too funny, compare the size of some other body part to his johnson size. I have the smallest hands you will see on a man, people pick on me about this all the time. I have also heard the size of his feet will tell you. I wear a size 10 shoe, kinda small for a guy I think. I have even heard the length of his nose,mine is not long. Is this why I can't get a date? lol Keep it coming Oz---Tom

Well Tom I have an idea!! How about you get some plastic surgery on your nose, you know...make a huge bulging whopper. Then we can start a campaign to convince everyone that its the nose that tells the secret??? Problem solved. So what do you think? he he xx


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Posted on Thu, Oct 16, 2008 01:27

Oh NO, Poor me!! This way I wil never ever get a date!!! Never mind any action.. TT..


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Posted on Wed, Oct 15, 2008 13:28

I too have heard the hands and feet but in my experience the two have nothing in common!!


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Posted on Wed, Oct 15, 2008 12:41

Well, for all the women's sake, I think that once men have reached the age of consent, we should require mandatory tattooing on all those "bodily indicators" (much like the U.S. requires all 18 yr old males to register for selective service, I think). That way, when a woman is dating him, there will be an accurate "tell" for us all to see. For example: Dick and Jane... Jane begins dating Dick. (Pun TOTALLY intended) They finally reach a point where Jane and Dick want to discuss intimacy. At this time, Dick is required by law (because in my little world, this would be an ammendment to the constitution...lol!) to expose the palms of his hands, which would have a simple tattoo on the palm: "True" or "False". In this way, Dick reveals his true form (almost) and Jane can trust the source. See? Simple? LOL LOL!!!!!! LOL!!!! --True P.S. And for those men wanting to even the score, thinking women have to reveal the size of the Condo's "upper floors"-- well, think about it like this. The male dangly parts are practically the only organ that plastic surgery is NOT a common request. So, it would be impractical for women to get a tattoo reavealing the square footage, since the square footage can be changed quite dramatically with a fairly simple surgery. :)


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Posted on Tue, Oct 14, 2008 23:50

This is just too funny, compare the size of some other body part to his johnson size. I have the smallest hands you will see on a man, people pick on me about this all the time. I have also heard the size of his feet will tell you. I wear a size 10 shoe, kinda small for a guy I think. I have even heard the length of his nose,mine is not long. Is this why I can't get a date? lol Keep it coming Oz---Tom


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