Having a blond moment here, whats the fairy tale about the guy with the really big nose, maybe thats what I should shoot for. lol Then maybe the old comedian (the one that played opposite Mae West often) with the very wide red nose? Some women like the girth. Hummm decisions, decisions.
I think W. C. Fields is the comedian you're thinking of.
Quoting bigtom77:
Having a blond moment here, whats the fairy tale about the guy with the really big nose, maybe thats what I should shoot for. lol Then maybe the old comedian (the one that played opposite Mae West often) with the very wide red nose? Some women like the girth. Hummm decisions, decisions.
I think W. C. Fields is the comedian you're thinking of.
Having a blond moment here, whats the fairy tale about the guy with the really big nose, maybe thats what I should shoot for. lol Then maybe the old comedian (the one that played opposite Mae West often) with the very wide red nose? Some women like the girth. Hummm decisions, decisions.
Yes your right Tom, some women love the girth. he he
Fairy tale character?....As long as your not thinking about Pinocchio? He got his long nose because he lied too much. xx
Quoting bigtom77:
Having a blond moment here, whats the fairy tale about the guy with the really big nose, maybe thats what I should shoot for. lol Then maybe the old comedian (the one that played opposite Mae West often) with the very wide red nose? Some women like the girth. Hummm decisions, decisions.
Yes your right Tom, some women love the girth. he he
Fairy tale character?....As long as your not thinking about Pinocchio? He got his long nose because he lied too much. xx
Quoting: Originally posted by Dirkdig Maybe the size of his intellect should be what you are checking out? As a man with a small tool I learned a long time ago to compensate with hands and tongue. Funny thing is MONEY seems to be more of a motivator for many women, the size of the johnson is secondary.
Well now that really surprises me!
Money??
Well I guess if you have enough of this you can buy all the tools you need. LOL
Money is generally the last thing I want to discuss...guess that is where I might be making the mistake?
Now of course intellect is what I check out, plus a lot of other things, but THIS thing is usually the only one that is hidden until you're at the point of no return.
Guess I'm getting too old for surprise party bags, no longer need my presents wrapped up, and would prefer to receive them to order rather than getting something I have no use for. LOL
Now on the topic of intellect, wont you agree with me that some, not all males, think way too much with their other head, that we women sometimes have to wonder if that is the only one they possess?
Even you Dirkdig appeared to be like this when I first read you in the blogs. Though I have to say that recently you are surprising us. ;) xx
Quoting Dirkdig:
Maybe the size of his intellect should be what you are checking out? As a man with a small tool I learned a long time ago to compensate with hands and tongue. Funny thing is MONEY seems to be more of a motivator for many women, the size of the johnson is secondary.
Well now that really surprises me!
Money??
Well I guess if you have enough of this you can buy all the tools you need. LOL
Money is generally the last thing I want to discuss...guess that is where I might be making the mistake?
Now of course intellect is what I check out, plus a lot of other things, but THIS thing is usually the only one that is hidden until you're at the point of no return.
Guess I'm getting too old for surprise party bags, no longer need my presents wrapped up, and would prefer to receive them to order rather than getting something I have no use for. LOL
Now on the topic of intellect, wont you agree with me that some, not all males, think way too much with their other head, that we women sometimes have to wonder if that is the only one they possess?
Even you Dirkdig appeared to be like this when I first read you in the blogs. Though I have to say that recently you are surprising us. ;) xx
How about you get some plastic surgery on your nose, you know...make a huge bulging whopper.
Then we can start a campaign to convince everyone that its the nose that tells the secret???
Problem solved.
So what do you think? he he xx
Having a blond moment here, whats the fairy tale about the guy with the really big nose, maybe thats what I should shoot for. lol Then maybe the old comedian (the one that played opposite Mae West often) with the very wide red nose? Some women like the girth. Hummm decisions, decisions.
Quoting ozredhead62:
Well Tom I have an idea!!
How about you get some plastic surgery on your nose, you know...make a huge bulging whopper.
Then we can start a campaign to convince everyone that its the nose that tells the secret???
Problem solved.
So what do you think? he he xx
Having a blond moment here, whats the fairy tale about the guy with the really big nose, maybe thats what I should shoot for. lol Then maybe the old comedian (the one that played opposite Mae West often) with the very wide red nose? Some women like the girth. Hummm decisions, decisions.
Quoting: Originally posted by truefriendinme Well, for all the women's sake, I think that once men have reached the age of consent, we should require mandatory tattooing on all those "bodily indicators" (much like the U.S. requires all 18 yr old males to register for selective service, I think). That way, when a woman is dating him, there will be an accurate "tell" for us all to see. For example: Dick and Jane... Jane begins dating Dick. (Pun TOTALLY intended) They finally reach a point where Jane and Dick want to discuss intimacy. At this time, Dick is required by law (because in my little world, this would be an ammendment to the constitution...lol!) to expose the palms of his hands, which would have a simple tattoo on the palm: "True" or "False". In this way, Dick reveals his true form (almost) and Jane can trust the source. See? Simple? LOL LOL!!!!!! LOL!!!! --True
P.S. And for those men wanting to even the score, thinking women have to reveal the size of the Condo's "upper floors"-- well, think about it like this. The male dangly parts are practically the only organ that plastic surgery is NOT a common request. So, it would be impractical for women to get a tattoo reavealing the square footage, since the square footage can be changed quite dramatically with a fairly simple surgery. :)
True you must have read my mind!
Though i was thinking more like a tattoo on the forehead instead.
Really do you want to put in all that getting to know you time and have to wait till they are ready to expose the secret??
Hmmmm think not.
Good one. :) xx
Quoting truefriendinme:
Well, for all the women's sake, I think that once men have reached the age of consent, we should require mandatory tattooing on all those "bodily indicators" (much like the U.S. requires all 18 yr old males to register for selective service, I think). That way, when a woman is dating him, there will be an accurate "tell" for us all to see. For example: Dick and Jane... Jane begins dating Dick. (Pun TOTALLY intended) They finally reach a point where Jane and Dick want to discuss intimacy. At this time, Dick is required by law (because in my little world, this would be an ammendment to the constitution...lol!) to expose the palms of his hands, which would have a simple tattoo on the palm: "True" or "False". In this way, Dick reveals his true form (almost) and Jane can trust the source. See? Simple? LOL LOL!!!!!! LOL!!!! --True
P.S. And for those men wanting to even the score, thinking women have to reveal the size of the Condo's "upper floors"-- well, think about it like this. The male dangly parts are practically the only organ that plastic surgery is NOT a common request. So, it would be impractical for women to get a tattoo reavealing the square footage, since the square footage can be changed quite dramatically with a fairly simple surgery. :)
True you must have read my mind!
Though i was thinking more like a tattoo on the forehead instead.
Really do you want to put in all that getting to know you time and have to wait till they are ready to expose the secret??
Quoting: Originally posted by bigtom77 This is just too funny, compare the size of some other body part to his johnson size. I have the smallest hands you will see on a man, people pick on me about this all the time. I have also heard the size of his feet will tell you. I wear a size 10 shoe, kinda small for a guy I think. I have even heard the length of his nose,mine is not long. Is this why I can't get a date? lol
Keep it coming Oz---Tom
Well Tom I have an idea!!
How about you get some plastic surgery on your nose, you know...make a huge bulging whopper.
Then we can start a campaign to convince everyone that its the nose that tells the secret???
Problem solved.
So what do you think? he he xx
Quoting bigtom77:
This is just too funny, compare the size of some other body part to his johnson size. I have the smallest hands you will see on a man, people pick on me about this all the time. I have also heard the size of his feet will tell you. I wear a size 10 shoe, kinda small for a guy I think. I have even heard the length of his nose,mine is not long. Is this why I can't get a date? lol
Keep it coming Oz---Tom
Well Tom I have an idea!!
How about you get some plastic surgery on your nose, you know...make a huge bulging whopper.
Then we can start a campaign to convince everyone that its the nose that tells the secret???
Well, for all the women's sake, I think that once men have reached the age of consent, we should require mandatory tattooing on all those "bodily indicators" (much like the U.S. requires all 18 yr old males to register for selective service, I think). That way, when a woman is dating him, there will be an accurate "tell" for us all to see. For example: Dick and Jane... Jane begins dating Dick. (Pun TOTALLY intended) They finally reach a point where Jane and Dick want to discuss intimacy. At this time, Dick is required by law (because in my little world, this would be an ammendment to the constitution...lol!) to expose the palms of his hands, which would have a simple tattoo on the palm: "True" or "False". In this way, Dick reveals his true form (almost) and Jane can trust the source. See? Simple? LOL LOL!!!!!! LOL!!!! --True
P.S. And for those men wanting to even the score, thinking women have to reveal the size of the Condo's "upper floors"-- well, think about it like this. The male dangly parts are practically the only organ that plastic surgery is NOT a common request. So, it would be impractical for women to get a tattoo reavealing the square footage, since the square footage can be changed quite dramatically with a fairly simple surgery. :)
Well, for all the women's sake, I think that once men have reached the age of consent, we should require mandatory tattooing on all those "bodily indicators" (much like the U.S. requires all 18 yr old males to register for selective service, I think). That way, when a woman is dating him, there will be an accurate "tell" for us all to see. For example: Dick and Jane... Jane begins dating Dick. (Pun TOTALLY intended) They finally reach a point where Jane and Dick want to discuss intimacy. At this time, Dick is required by law (because in my little world, this would be an ammendment to the constitution...lol!) to expose the palms of his hands, which would have a simple tattoo on the palm: "True" or "False". In this way, Dick reveals his true form (almost) and Jane can trust the source. See? Simple? LOL LOL!!!!!! LOL!!!! --True
P.S. And for those men wanting to even the score, thinking women have to reveal the size of the Condo's "upper floors"-- well, think about it like this. The male dangly parts are practically the only organ that plastic surgery is NOT a common request. So, it would be impractical for women to get a tattoo reavealing the square footage, since the square footage can be changed quite dramatically with a fairly simple surgery. :)
This is just too funny, compare the size of some other body part to his johnson size. I have the smallest hands you will see on a man, people pick on me about this all the time. I have also heard the size of his feet will tell you. I wear a size 10 shoe, kinda small for a guy I think. I have even heard the length of his nose,mine is not long. Is this why I can't get a date? lol
Keep it coming Oz---Tom
This is just too funny, compare the size of some other body part to his johnson size. I have the smallest hands you will see on a man, people pick on me about this all the time. I have also heard the size of his feet will tell you. I wear a size 10 shoe, kinda small for a guy I think. I have even heard the length of his nose,mine is not long. Is this why I can't get a date? lol
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