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Posted on 09/19/2009

I was stuck at a red light the other day and had a chance to read some great bumper stickers on the car ahead of me. My favorite one was a quote from Gandhi.

"I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ."

What's your favorite quote or bumper sticker?



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Posted on 11/09/2009

Here is one that I saw this week . "I Miss my Ex all the time... But my Aim is getting better."



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Posted on 10/01/2009

Quoting one2one:

Every time I see this pic I'll think of you! :)




xxxxxxxxx Thanks one2one,love it.xxxxxxxxxxxx
Gosh, that takes me back, almost nearly 8 years to the day.
Because the Rottie on my left was born on the 6.Oct.2001. So it'll be his birthday in a few days.
His name is BOSSHAMMER, 'BOSS' to his friends...lol,and the one on my right is called BEAR, he'll be 8 next May,the 19th in fact.
Thank you.xxx



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Posted on 09/26/2009

Quoting ariesram:

I've had,and seen,a few.
On my Jaguar i had..." My other car,is even MORE expensive than YOURS!
I've seen..." I know i'm slow,but i'm the one in front!"
And another..." My other car, is also a heap of SHIT!"
And this too..." An 11, is a 10 that swallows!"


Every time I see this pic I'll think of you! :)


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Posted on 09/26/2009

This is one I saw on a ratty old farm truck .
"My other truck is a P.O.S. too"
or another one warning tailgaters.
Warning driver chews and has no spitcup.
Beware of low flying chaws of tabbaco!



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Posted on 09/25/2009

Well here is a nother one I saw to day Had me in stitches.
Yes it is my truck.
NO I will not help you move!



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Posted on 09/23/2009

Hope it doesn't lose in the translation... here are a few of my favorite ones.

Warning - Erratic driving behaviour - my mother in law is the backseat driver.

Backseat driver in the trunk!!

My other car is a tank!!!

My car was stolen, they lend me that piece of shit.

and the classic but tasteful bumper sticker everyone knows.



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Posted on 09/23/2009

Hope it doesn't lose in the translation... here are a few of my favorite ones.

Warning - Erratic driving behaviour - my mother in law is the backseat driver.

Backseat driver in the trunk!!

My other car is a tank!!!

My car was stolen, they lend me that piece of shit.

and the classic but tasteful bumper sticker everyone knows.



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Posted on 09/23/2009

Quoting ariesram:

I've had,and seen,a few.
On my Jaguar i had..." My other car,is even MORE expensive than YOURS!
I've seen..." I know i'm slow,but i'm the one in front!"
And another..." My other car, is also a heap of SHIT!"
And this too..." An 11, is a 10 that swallows!"


What?! You actually put a bumper sticker on a Jag?? I almost bought a jaguar 3 years ago, instead I went with a big red TX size truck...lol...Im so short and can not drive without hitting a wall or curb! LOL!



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Posted on 09/22/2009

Quoting butterbll:

well here are two that I like quite a bit.

"Warning Driver carries no cash ...He is married."

"Warning Driver only carries 20 dollars worth of ammo."


LOL! Im still laughing after reading the post twice...Sounds like something I would see on the roads here in Texas! Good Stuff...I myself have not seen any good bumper stickers in a long while.



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Posted on 09/22/2009

Quoting smoosh:

I love this one - Ex in glove box (or trunk)


LOL! I gotta share this one with my sister...she will get a kick out of it.



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Posted on 09/22/2009

I've had,and seen,a few.
On my Jaguar i had..." My other car,is even MORE expensive than YOURS!
I've seen..." I know i'm slow,but i'm the one in front!"
And another..." My other car, is also a heap of SHIT!"
And this too..." An 11, is a 10 that swallows!"



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Posted on 09/22/2009

Hey good post, but like jokes I just cant remember them. Darn !!!

Have been on the look out though. :)



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Posted on 09/21/2009

I love this one - Ex in glove box (or trunk)



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Posted on 09/20/2009

well here are two that I like quite a bit.

"Warning Driver carries no cash ...He is married."

"Warning Driver only carries 20 dollars worth of ammo."



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Posted on 09/20/2009

Hmmm.¿¿ I've seen a lot of them.¿ One my uncle gave me said "If you must drink and drive, drink Pepsi"..¿ Another one I had on my car was from Barq's root beer and it had a bite out of the corner of it and said.. "Barq's has Bite" on it.¿ This is just a few.¿ One of my own quotes when people ask me how I'm doing and I'm feeling good is "I'm perculating along like a pot of coffee" or times when the world is crashing around me, I sing "Look for the bare necessities, those simple bare necessities, forget about your worry and your strife"..



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