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Posted on Sat, Sep 29, 2007 09:34

Gas is a reality - When I'm eating more salad I do the beano thing or the gasX, it's incredible. waaaaa I don't have a dog and my bird, well never mind... Nisi32132 Re: wyldechild write: Blame it on the dog *grin*...LOL You come up with some of the most interesting topics, too much fun. I think it depends on who I am with. At home with family, we all blame it on the dog...LOL. Or we used to all blame it on hubby...hee hee hee. He was the worst!!! LOL Out and about, I prefer to keep my personal episodes private. Although I do have to say, I am not a particularly gaseous type to begin with so thank god for that!!! LOL


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Posted on Sat, Sep 29, 2007 08:00

here are some of the replies from the "other" forum A guy:I wouldn't care one way or the other most of the time. I'd be annoyed if she farted on my face and I'd laugh if she farted during sex, but other then that it doesn't matter to me. A guy:Same as previous poster, it's natural and normal to let one out once in a while. I rather have the noize than the smell. * It's kinda funny, just ripped one while replying.. A guy:I can't really picture anyone getting worked up over a lil' gas. I wouldn't care one bit. A guy:as long as she doesnt do it while i am going down on her...who cares. we know women do it, so what is the big deal. A guy:( I love this one) You know that her love is true when she finally utters those 3 little words you've been longing to hear. . . Pull my finger. A guy:Swear to god....other than hearing her toot in her sleep twice, I hadn't heard my wife fart for 11 years......until last month. I've always told her to let it rip, and she never would. Finally convinced her and it's had me laughing my head off every time. A guy:I tend to laugh and say, "Is that the best you can do?" or make some sort of odour comment like, "That smells like onions, mustard, bleu cheese, and umm...peppermint" This one is good too: A guy:Time and place are to be taken into consideration, but, the first audible rectal expulsion is always a defining moment in any relationship. "Oh, my, God, she is human! I'm sure we will get some great replies here as well. We have a super crowd !! Nisi32132


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Posted on Sat, Sep 29, 2007 04:12

Re: SweetCicely write: I dunno. May seem gross to some, but I remember that afternoon with a great deal of warmth and it always brings a smile to my face. Amy

I'll admit I do try to pass any gaseous emissions in the privacy of the bathroom. And if they erupt elsewhere in public I tend to be a bit embarrassed. But if you are with the person you love, such a simple bodily function should be no big deal. Every all, everyone f*rts.


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Posted on Fri, Sep 28, 2007 21:58

When I was in my early 20s I worked with a man who was in his early 30s and he seriously did not know that women farted or burped. He had never heard a woman do that and he thought we were not capable of doing it. He was dead serious.


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Posted on Fri, Sep 28, 2007 21:43

More brutal honesty - let's face it - women sweat and makes noises and don't always smell pretty or make the nicest eruptions. I usually try to sneak away some where private or give a warning in case they want to clear the room - or say excuse me if it sneaks out. My kids used to ask if saying "excuse me" made it smell any better and I replied with a "no, but it gives you a chance to run" - if it happens during bedroom playtime then excuse me or giggles usually occur. More than my 2 cents worth - lol - I would also agree with comfort level with who you are with and embaressment level. The poor dog can only be blamed for so long.


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Posted on Fri, Sep 28, 2007 21:12

Hey Ni! I'm with Wylde. Any excuse to find someplace private is the best solution for me. HOWEVER, I do have a fun story to relate. One afternoon, basking in a post coital afterglow, I found myself kissing my bf's lower back. He giggled, because it tickled, and because he giggled, he F*RTED! OMG! He was sooooooo embarassed. I was non-plussed, because I loved this man and I felt terrible that _he_ felt bad. So I asked him: "If I kiss you again, will you f*rt again?" and I tested my theory. EUREKA! Same thing. In no time we were rolling across the bed, giggling, and ended up falling out of bed in a heap on the floor, gasping with laughter. I dunno. May seem gross to some, but I remember that afternoon with a great deal of warmth and it always brings a smile to my face. Amy


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Posted on Fri, Sep 28, 2007 19:58

It will be interesting to see how many replies you get!!!


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Posted on Fri, Sep 28, 2007 19:58

Blame it on the dog *grin*...LOL You come up with some of the most interesting topics, too much fun. I think it depends on who I am with. At home with family, we all blame it on the dog...LOL. Or we used to all blame it on hubby...hee hee hee. He was the worst!!! LOL Out and about, I prefer to keep my personal episodes private. Although I do have to say, I am not a particularly gaseous type to begin with so thank god for that!!! LOL


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Posted on Fri, Sep 28, 2007 15:37

I'm answering on behalf of a man. My boyfriend says, and I quote "I hope you are comfortable enough with me to f*rt in front of me". And I believe he means it. :)


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