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Posted on Fri, Sep 28, 2007 12:57

Okay, I read this on another message board and just HAD to ask everyone here. ( the other blog just asked men to answer ) Men: how do you feel when your loving partner,spouse,girl friend, emits passage of a gaseous type. ( trying to keep the blog from being deleted) Women: How do you deal with the impending episode? Nisi32132


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Posted on Fri, Nov 16, 2007 16:46

I'm so sorry to hear that! Keep trying though. It's bound to happen for you Nat. ((((Hugs)))) Melissa


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Posted on Fri, Nov 16, 2007 16:18

Re: Nisi32132 write: ( Yeah, I'm on the market again, there is just something I don't get with men that send mixed messages and I don't hang around long when I discover that its the case) Nisi32132

Sorry to hear that it didn't work out for you!


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Posted on Fri, Nov 16, 2007 16:11

Living alone and letting them rip, better in than out - YUP YUP YUP I wonder sometimes if I will have the control to NOT let it rip when I'm with someone. ( Yeah, I'm on the market again, there is just something I don't get with men that send mixed messages and I don't hang around long when I discover that its the case) Nisi32132


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Posted on Fri, Nov 16, 2007 13:33

I just have to add that passing gas is a normal bodily function and we all do it. But PLEASE don't play dutch oven with me, lol. ;)


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Posted on Fri, Nov 16, 2007 10:09

Now if I'm seeing someone I will excuse myself go off to another room out of ear shot and nose range, but since I live alone I let them rip :)


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Posted on Fri, Nov 16, 2007 09:19

My dog is a miniature chihuahua. She's only two pounds. I'm pretty hard pressed to blame ANYTHING on her! LOL! I have three boys, so the "pooting" is not an issue in my house. But (no pun intended...) "pooting" in the car is "tightly minitored" (pun completely intended!). That's a small space for such a deadly emission...


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Posted on Thu, Nov 15, 2007 14:23

I have to go along with Sherk here, Better out than in, its got to come out sometime--lol---Tom


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Posted on Fri, Oct 12, 2007 21:08

Re: Dirkdig write: Someones finger had to be pulled!!

This brings back some old fond memories of several male family members. I have to say, sometimes I laughed so hard I cried. It's not just the kids that are easily amused....hehe :)


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Posted on Fri, Oct 12, 2007 16:46

Re: armandi write: HELLO HOWS THINGS

Given the subject... I'd say stinky.


In your rocking-chair, by your window dreaming, shall you long, alone. In your rocking-chair, by your window, shall you dream such happiness as you may never feel. –Theodore Dreiser

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Posted on Thu, Oct 11, 2007 17:43

Like most women it seems I sneak away...try to get enough distance. And I avoid certain foods...maybe that beano gasx thing is a good idea. I had some surgery about 4 years ago and before they would deem you healthy enough to go home they required a certain amount of gas passing. It was the such a twisted feeling...I mean being a Southerner some things are really strongly conditioned and it took a whole lot of strength to allow myself permission on the doctors orders. As for bedroom activities...yeah all kinds of odd things can happen. When we were kids my brothers would say after burping or farting "greetings from within". And I have a friend - this is true - who uses his expert leathal farting abilities to clear out a space in a crowded room or at the bar for our group when called upon to do so. He is just the thoughtful sort ya know.


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Posted on Thu, Oct 11, 2007 17:21

Re: Dirkdig write: Someones finger had to be pulled!!

You know, my hubby used to do that with the kids. LOL, they were always so easily amused...and not just the kids...hahahahaha


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Posted on Thu, Oct 11, 2007 17:19

Re: butterbll write: I say "Let her rip as many she wants,Just don't let them be drippy.

EEeewwwww...ROFL!!! BTW, welcome back!!


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Posted on Thu, Oct 11, 2007 17:17

I say "Let her rip as many she wants,Just don't let them be drippy.


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Posted on Mon, Oct 01, 2007 16:55

Hi Nat! Great topic! I prefer to do it private but more often than not it just slips out. I always pray it's silent but not SBD. lol My ex only f*rted in his sleep (at least that's the only time I heard him). It was so funny. He didn't believe me for the longest time. Finally one night he woke himself up while doing it....LMAO I laughed so hard I cried. He was so embarrassed. So I let one rip too just to make him feel better. LMAO


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Posted on Mon, Oct 01, 2007 00:07

HELLO HOWS THINGS


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Posted on Sun, Sep 30, 2007 21:22

LOL sorry I was going to post something witty but I'm amusing myself with the subject just way too much LOL@me


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Posted on Sat, Sep 29, 2007 23:39

I am a woman in my 40s...we fart and burp! I try to give a warning before I let one rip so he can spray if he wants to. When we are sleeping we both just fart away...good thing this room is not air tight.


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Posted on Sat, Sep 29, 2007 16:15

I actually told my husband (when we first started dating) that I would know that he truly loved me when he could f*rt in front of me. So the first time he did (about 2 months into our relationship), I just looked at him and said, "Ahhh, honey, I love you too!" He cracked up laughing. Face it... we ALL do it. My dad used to say, "Well... there's more room on the outside than there was inside." I just say, "Ooops!" and laugh it off. But I usually try to "warn" people when necessary. Happy f*rting!


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Posted on Sat, Sep 29, 2007 14:49

Re: ....My kids used to ask if saying "excuse me" made it smell any better and I replied with a "no, but it gives you a chance to run"

ROFL!!! That's too funny. What mine like to do now is have fart wars. LOL. And of course, along with that comes the description of what type of fart it is/was...hahahahahahahahaha In the bedroom, what happens, happens. Never really bothered me much be it myself or another.


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