Quoting Southerngracelady:

Out of my mind,
be back in 5 minutes.

Out of my mind,
be back in 5 minutes.

Quoting bizzle49:

sorry..can't bear to part with that tee lol
another fave of mine was stare at me long enough and I might do a trick

sorry..can't bear to part with that tee lol
another fave of mine was stare at me long enough and I might do a trick

Quoting honeybiscuit:

"Oh crap! You're gona try and cheer me up?"

"stop talking to my breasts it is unlikely that you will be meeting them"

"THIS IS NOT A BEER GUT (on the front)

(and on the back) It is a protective covering for
my rock hard abs"

"Oh crap! You're gona try and cheer me up?"

"stop talking to my breasts it is unlikely that you will be meeting them"

"THIS IS NOT A BEER GUT (on the front)

(and on the back) It is a protective covering for
my rock hard abs"

Quoting AbzWayne:

Hiya Bizzle,

How Much!!!

I WANT THAT T-Shirt.

Heheheeeeeee

Re: bizzle49 write: now that I have to wear collared shirts to work, I had to pack up the one tee shirt that Iloved to wear when I worked the customer service desk:- 'Let me drop everything and work on your problem first!'

Quoting bizzle49:

now that I have to wear collared shirts to work, I had to pack up the one tee shirt that Iloved to wear when I worked the customer service desk:-
'Let me drop everything and work on your problem first!'

now that I have to wear collared shirts to work, I had to pack up the one tee shirt that Iloved to wear when I worked the customer service desk:-
'Let me drop everything and work on your problem first!'

Quoting nodramaaroundme:

"My inner child is a mean little f*cker" - Love that one

I sent my sister a Happy Bunny card that said

Front- I think you deserve everything you have.

Back- Come to think of it, I think I deserve everything you have...Have a great birthday.

"My inner child is a mean little f*cker" - Love that one

I sent my sister a Happy Bunny card that said

Front- I think you deserve everything you have.

Back- Come to think of it, I think I deserve everything you have...Have a great birthday.

Quoting ladyhawke1:

Inside of me theres a skinny women screaming to get out! But I can usually shut the b*tch up with CHOCOLATE....

I haven't met mister right yet, but I have met mister broke and stupid..

Inside of me theres a skinny women screaming to get out! But I can usually shut the b*tch up with CHOCOLATE....

I haven't met mister right yet, but I have met mister broke and stupid..

Quoting smoosh:

My son has a t-shirt that says something similar to "if you don't like my attitude - stop talking to me" ........

My son has a t-shirt that says something similar to "if you don't like my attitude - stop talking to me" ........

Quoting wyldechild:

LOL, that's good. I can't think of any funny t-shirt sayings but I just bought the Happy Bunny books a couple of weeks ago. OMG, what a blast. I laughed so hard that...well, I won't go into detail.

Here's one that I especially like:

The Crush:

Getting people to focus on what's most important...YOU.

- Let your new crush know that you're sincere and genuine.
"I sincerely want you to genuinely worship me."

- Show that cutey-patootey your smart and sensitive side.
"Roses are red, violets are blue, your butt's funny looking, but I think you'll do."

- And most important of all, tell the lil' hottie you think they're the best.
"I think you're about the best I can do for now."

he he he

LOL, that's good. I can't think of any funny t-shirt sayings but I just bought the Happy Bunny books a couple of weeks ago. OMG, what a blast. I laughed so hard that...well, I won't go into detail.

Here's one that I especially like:

The Crush:

Getting people to focus on what's most important...YOU.

- Let your new crush know that you're sincere and genuine.
"I sincerely want you to genuinely worship me."

- Show that cutey-patootey your smart and sensitive side.
"Roses are red, violets are blue, your butt's funny looking, but I think you'll do."

- And most important of all, tell the lil' hottie you think they're the best.
"I think you're about the best I can do for now."

he he he