Well kids, it's that time of year again. No, I'm not talking about seeing Santa, but enjoying dinner with your family. If yours in anything like mine you might be dreading it too.
I have on great uncle in particular who lives to give me the 3rd degree about my love life everytime I see him and it doesn't matter if I have a boyfriend or not he still asks me the same question year after year since I was...oh...16, I guess. He always wants to know this..."Why aren't you married?" And every year I say the same thing..."I don't want to be miserable." This year thought, I'm thinking of trying something different out on him. Something like, "Because my girlfriend keeps telling me no when I ask her to marry me, Uncle James!" Now, I'm not gay or even bi so don't get the wrong idea, but I wanted to say something to him that would shut him up once and for all, but I'm afraid that if I say that he will take me seriously which will no doubt open up a whole new can of worms for me. Any ideas on what I can say to this old fart to shut him up permanently?
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