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eggoewaffles
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Posted on 05/01/2009

It would seem that there is something call the outdoors. I hear from a friend of a friends room mates uncle that people do things in at this out side in the summer months.

I fear that when I step outside my skin will brust in to flames hideously scaring me for life but girls are outside. I know know girls are outside because logic says they aren't inside, I'm inside after all. I see no girl here. So I must head out side.

Going down my hobby short hobby of things that can be done out side. Drawing and sculpting seem to work best.. got knows like like to cook bacon and hammer in butter out doors but that doesn't seem practical nor does unicorn hunting.

So I think Ill head out to T.O and draw this week and walk around.

If you haven't guessed I'm not very serious about a lot of things. Its not that i cant be serious guy I just prefer to not to be. So let all have laugh smile and find joy that last longer then 15minutes.



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Kyndle
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Posted on 05/02/2009

So then, using your logic that there are girls outside, and you, a boy, are indeed going outside, there should be boys here outside as well? Oh wow, I got to hop on this new wave of outsidedness!!!
Thanks for the smile!



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AbzWayne
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Posted on 05/02/2009

Outside there is this thing called People...

Now these people are Ignorant, Rude and sometimes Thick!!

Over the last 37 years of dealing with these people, I have found the best way to deal with them on a daily basis is to just SMILE!!!

One: Some lass you dont know will see you Smiling, and 6 times out of 10 will smile back... I will get back to these 6 in a moment..

1 will look at you and think to herself "Is my bra showing, or my skirt up" Ignore her .. she is "VAIN".

2 will go " What ye lookin at !!" These are Rude!! Ignore them as well.

the last of this 4 is the one I like the best.. She will pretend she didn't see you smiling, but will change direction and try to get past you again to see if you are still smiling.. This one is confused!! You may want to speak to this one for a few mins... and see what happens ...

Please note: any official persons that smiles at you is not counted as they are Obliged to smile back at ye ..

Now out of the 6 that smile back .. there are 2 of these folks that are keepers.. One is the window shoppers, with a pal, who suddenly get Very Animated as you walk past... If that happens, YOU need to go back and say something.. cos they wont.

The other is the trickiest one to spot of all, The Blusher, cause you wont see them blush as they have already passed you and are to shy to turn around to look at you again.. BEWARE, some can be to shy and get scared... be cautious of that.

The other 4 are to me wallflowers, look good in makeup.. thats about it. Nowt more to say about them.

Guid Luck.



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