By popular demand (ok well only one person asked...but anyway) here is the game you have all been waiting for. TRUTH OR DARE!!!
You post saying either truth or dare. If you say "truth" I will ask you a question and you are honor bound to answer truthfully. If you say "dare" I will dare you to do something. You are honor bound to do it.
All right gentlemen. This question is for you. (Ladies, you are welcome to post too, its just that this question is directed toward the male perspective.)
Do you like your woman to show a lot of skin in public? Or do you prefer her to primarily keep her skin for your eyes only? Would you want to date a woman who has posed nude or acted in a porno? Or do you prefer her nudity be kept for your exclusive pleasure?
Please tell us what YOU all think.
Yes, this blog is a direct result of Aries, do-you-want-to-be-in-a-porno blog.
Some of you will remember me. I used to be very active here but a few months ago I decided it was time to stop spending so much time here.
I'm here today to tell you that I will soon be posting a Success Story on this site. :)
I met my Peter here in April 2006. We have been having an LDR for the past two years and are madly in love although we live in different countries. He in Oz, me in the USA. I have just returned from visiting him and am thrilled to report that we are engaged!!
We plan to marry around Christmas 2009 and I will move to live in Oz with him.
So keep your chin up kids. This site AND LDRs can work if you are patient and openminded. (Yeah Pete. I used the "p" word! lol)
Well kids, I think its about time for me to say goodbye. I'm tired of the (apparently) illiterate few on this site who keep winking at me in spite of the fact that my profile plainly indicates I met my love here and I'm no longer here for dating purposes. Just for my friends in the blogs. :) And I guess its just time. Its officially spring now (although there is snow outside my window. Ugh!). A time for new beginnings.
There are a lot of great people here that I will miss. I won't name names, because I might miss one or two of you and I don't want to leave anyone out. If you are reading this you are safe to assume you are one of them.
For those of you that have found your love - hold onto it with all your might. It is precious and rare and worth fighting for.
For those of you still searching -keep your mind and your heart and your eyes open. Take risks. And whatever you do, don't give up. Its out there. And when you find it, it is soooooooo worth... More ...
Well kids, I think its about time for me to say goodbye. I'm tired of the (apparently) illiterate few on this site who keep winking at me in spite of the fact that my profile plainly indicates I met my love here and I'm no longer here for dating purposes. Just for my friends in the blogs. :) And I guess its just time. Its officially spring now (although there is snow outside my window. Ugh!). A time for new beginnings.
There are a lot of great people here that I will miss. I won't name names, because I might miss one or two of you and I don't want to leave anyone out. If you are reading this you are safe to assume you are one of them.
For those of you that have found your love - hold onto it with all your might. It is precious and rare and worth fighting for.
For those of you still searching -keep your mind and your heart and your eyes open. Take risks. And whatever you do, don't give up. Its out there. And when you find it, it is soooooooo worth the wait.
Take care everyone - of yourselfs and others. And practice random acts of kindness. And as I bid you adieu I'll leave you witha few final thoughts. Farewell.
These three old ladies and their dogs were sitting
on a park bench having a quiet conversation, when a
flasher approached from across the park. The flasher
came up to the ladies, stood right in front of them
and opened his trench coat.
Gertrude immediately had a stroke.
Then Maude also had a stroke.
But Tillie, being older and more feeble, couldn't
reach that far.
You are driving down the road in your car on a wild, stormy night,
when you pass by a bus stop and you see three people waiting for the bus:
1. An old lady who looks as if she is about to die.
2. An old friend who once saved your life.
3. The perfect partner you have been dreaming about.
Which one would you choose to offer a ride to, knowing that
there could only be one passenger in your car? Think before you continue reading. This is a moral/ethical dile mma that was once actually used as part of a job application. You could pick up the old lady, because she is
going to die, and thus you should save her first. Or you could take the old friend because he once saved your life, and this would be the perfect chance to pay him back. However, you may never be able to find your perfect mate again.
YOU WON'T BELIEVE THIS...
The candidate who was hired (out of 200 applicants) had no trouble coming u... More ...
You are driving down the road in your car on a wild, stormy night,
when you pass by a bus stop and you see three people waiting for the bus:
1. An old lady who looks as if she is about to die.
2. An old friend who once saved your life.
3. The perfect partner you have been dreaming about.
Which one would you choose to offer a ride to, knowing that
there could only be one passenger in your car? Think before you continue reading. This is a moral/ethical dile mma that was once actually used as part of a job application. You could pick up the old lady, because she is
going to die, and thus you should save her first. Or you could take the old friend because he once saved your life, and this would be the perfect chance to pay him back. However, you may never be able to find your perfect mate again.
YOU WON'T BELIEVE THIS...
The candidate who was hired (out of 200 applicants) had no trouble coming up with his answer. He simply answered: "I would give the car keys to my old friend
and let him take the lady to the hospital. I would stay behind and wait for the bus with the partner of my dreams."
Sometimes, we gain more if we are able to give up our stubborn thought limitations. Never forget to "Think Outside of the Box."
HOWEVER...
The correct answer is to run the old lady over and put her out of her misery, have sex with the perfect partner on the hood of the car, then drive off with the old friend for a few beers.
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the
light bulb could have been changed differently.
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.
27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light
bulbs.
53 to flame the spell checkers.
6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb"
... another 6 to condemn those 6 as anal-retentive.
2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is
"lamp".
15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light
bulb" is perfectly correct.
156 to email the participant's ISPs complaining that they are in
violation of their "acceptable use policy".
109 to post that this blog is not about light bulbs and to please
take this discussion to a lightbulb blog.
203 to demand that cross posting to hardware blog, off-topic blog,
and lightbulb blog about changing light bulbs be stopped.
111 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light
bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this blog.
306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where
to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this
technique and what brands are faulty.
27 to post URLs where one can see examples of different light bulbs.
14 to post that the URLs were posted incorrectly and then post the
corrected URLs.
27 to post about links they found from the URLs that are relevant to
this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group.
33 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including
all headers and signatures, and add "Me too".
12 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they
cannot handle the light bulb controversy.
19 to quote the "Me too's" to say "Me three".
4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ.
44 to ask what is a "FAQ"?
1243 to post : " lol "
4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
143 to say "do a search on 'light bulbs' before posting questions
about light bulbs".
1 new blog member to respond to the original post 6 months from now
and to start it all over again.
Number 9
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Number 8
Men have two emotions:
Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
Number 7
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day, Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
Number 6
Some people are like a Slinky.
Not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile
when you shove them down the stairs.
Number 5
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
Number 4
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to Criticism.
Number 3
Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00 and a substantial tax cut saves you $30... More ...
Some of these may be familiar but...
Number 10
Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 9
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Number 8
Men have two emotions:
Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
Number 7
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day, Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
Number 6
Some people are like a Slinky.
Not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile
when you shove them down the stairs.
Number 5
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
Number 4
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to Criticism.
Number 3
Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00 and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?
Number 2
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is Weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
And The Number 1 Thought For 2008:
We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among millions and millions of cows in America but we haven't got a clue as to where millions of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of Immigration?
"Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers. What you do today, might Burn Your Ass Tomorrow"
Another conversation with my boyfriend inspired this post.
He is a really impressive man. He knows a great deal about a great deal of things. He grew up on a farm and knows a lot about cows, goats and sheep - can shear, castrate, milk, and butcher. He has a degree in horticulture - knows about growing plants - even hydroponically. He used to be a mechanic on a super-eight race car so he knows mechanics. Is licensed to operate 13 kinds of heavy machinery - front end loaders, bull dozers and the like. Knows tons about computers. He's a great cook. In other words he's very well rounded and handy to have around.
Me on the other hand - well I'm good at my job but that doesn't translate well into life skills. Basically I review contracts - without a law degree, lol. I'm good at being a friend. That's about it.
So we were talking one day quite some time ago about this and I said to him that if we were on a sinking ship and they were not enough life boa... More ...
Another conversation with my boyfriend inspired this post.
He is a really impressive man. He knows a great deal about a great deal of things. He grew up on a farm and knows a lot about cows, goats and sheep - can shear, castrate, milk, and butcher. He has a degree in horticulture - knows about growing plants - even hydroponically. He used to be a mechanic on a super-eight race car so he knows mechanics. Is licensed to operate 13 kinds of heavy machinery - front end loaders, bull dozers and the like. Knows tons about computers. He's a great cook. In other words he's very well rounded and handy to have around.
Me on the other hand - well I'm good at my job but that doesn't translate well into life skills. Basically I review contracts - without a law degree, lol. I'm good at being a friend. That's about it.
So we were talking one day quite some time ago about this and I said to him that if we were on a sinking ship and they were not enough life boats (think Titanic) and they were choosing people to put on the life boats based on their value to society that he would be chosen first and that I, due to my lack of skills, most likely wouldn't be chosen at all. Know what he said to me? He said if he was on the life boat, I would be on that life boat too because HE couldn't survive without ME. I know. It sounds like a line from a movie, but he meant it. What I excel at is giving him what he needs. Me. (He does the same for me.)
But I've been thinking about this a lot lately. And I wondered.
All my friends here at LF are so talented. What skills do all of you have that would get you on that life boat?
This is meant as an exercise to get you to affirm what is GREAT about YOU. And you all have something. This is not a time for modesty. So spill it...
Ok kiddies. I've always known that if you click on "view/edit my blogs" that you can see the screen names of the last 10 people that has read your blogs.
But what I didn't know is that on the left hand column across from that is the option to see "visitors on my blogs" and it will list up to 500 people INCLUDING their photos.
Now I'm thinking this would be a helpful tool for those bloggers who may by non-paying members and looking for a partner. At least if someone is reading your blog they MAY find what you have to say slightly interesting AND you have the bonus of knowing they are active on the sight so if you decide to wink at him/her you know it hasn't been a couple of years since they visited us here.
Guess I just don't do enough exploring around here...
My boyfriend and I have lately had some pretty odd conversations. In one of them we were talking about women and he asked me if I were going to turn gay for someone who would it be? (No offense to those who are gay - if you are gay who would you turn straight for?)
I had to think about it for a minute but then I decided if I were going to turn gay for someone I think it would be someone like Catherine Zeta-Jones. She's really beautiful, but seems both earthy and passionate. When I asked him who he would turn gay for he decided maybe John Cusack. Or Clint Eastwood. lol
So kids - who would YOU turn gay for (or straight if you ARE gay)?
Lets play a little game. We are all amongst friends, right?
Tell us a secret about you - it doesn't have to be something TOP secret, but just something that MOST people don't know about you.
We promise not to tell. ;)
I'll go first. Most people don't know that I am totally and completely deaf in my right ear. If you happen to be on my right chances are I may not hear you if you speak to me and you just might think I'm ignoring you or stuck up. Truth is, I didn't know you said a word. :(
Now your turn. And keep it clean or watch out for the censors!!
It has been brought to management's attention that some individuals throughout the company have been using foul language during the course
of normal conversation with their co-workers.
Due to complaints received from some employees who may be easily
>offended, this type of language will no longer be tolerated.
We do, however, realize the critical importance of being able to accurately express you
r feelings when communicating with co-workers.
Therefore, a list of 18 New and Innovative "TRY SAYING" phrases have been provided so that proper exchange of ideas and information can continue in an effective manner.
1) TRY SAYING: I think you could use more training.
INSTEAD OF: You don't know what the f___ you're doing.
2) TRY SAYING: She's an aggressive go-getter.
INSTEAD OF: She's a f___ing bit__.
It has been brought to management's attention that some individuals throughout the company have been using foul language during the course
of normal conversation with their co-workers.
Due to complaints received from some employees who may be easily
>offended, this type of language will no longer be tolerated.
We do, however, realize the critical importance of being able to accurately express you
r feelings when communicating with co-workers.
Therefore, a list of 18 New and Innovative "TRY SAYING" phrases have been provided so that proper exchange of ideas and information can continue in an effective manner.
1) TRY SAYING: I think you could use more training.
INSTEAD OF: You don't know what the f___ you're doing.
2) TRY SAYING: She's an aggressive go-getter.
INSTEAD OF: She's a f___ing bit__.
3TRY SAYING: Perhaps I can work late.
INSTEAD OF: And when the f___ do you expect me to do this?
4) TRY SAYING: I'm certain that isn't feasible.
INSTEAD OF: No f___ing way.
5) TRY SAYING: Really?
INSTEAD OF: You've got to be sh___ing me!
6) TRY SAYING: Perhaps you should check with...
INSTEAD OF: Tell someone who gives a sh__.
7) TRY SAYING: I wasn't involved in the project.
INSTEAD OF: It's not my f___ing problem.
8) TRY SAYING: That's interesting.
INSTEAD OF: What the f___?
9) TRY SAYING: I'm not sure this can be implemented.
INSTEAD OF: This sh__ won't work.
10) TRY SAYING: I'll try to schedule that.
INSTEAD OF: Why the f___ didn't you tell me sooner?
11) TRY SAYING: He's not familiar with the issues.
INSTEAD OF: He's got h is head up his a__.
I was reading an older blog on here today (thanks Nisi for bringing it forward) and it just made me want to reiterate something to all of you who are here looking for a mate.
RELAX!! Yeah, I'm repeating what someone else said.
Making a lifetime committment to someone IS a serious business.
BUT.
Dating shouldn't be. Looking for someone shouldn't be. I think so many people are so focused on the end result they are hoping for that they can't enjoy the journey. Have FUN with it.
Like I constantly tell my daughter, don't worry about meeting a lifetime partner. Just worry about making friends. You never know - that person you blew off because he/she wasn't tall/short enough, fat/skinny enough, rich enough, educated enough, could be the brother/sister/cousin/friend/co-worker/etc of the person you've been waiting for your whole life.
Life is funny and your mate WILL come along when the time is right if you are in... More ...
I was reading an older blog on here today (thanks Nisi for bringing it forward) and it just made me want to reiterate something to all of you who are here looking for a mate.
RELAX!! Yeah, I'm repeating what someone else said.
Making a lifetime committment to someone IS a serious business.
BUT.
Dating shouldn't be. Looking for someone shouldn't be. I think so many people are so focused on the end result they are hoping for that they can't enjoy the journey. Have FUN with it.
Like I constantly tell my daughter, don't worry about meeting a lifetime partner. Just worry about making friends. You never know - that person you blew off because he/she wasn't tall/short enough, fat/skinny enough, rich enough, educated enough, could be the brother/sister/cousin/friend/co-worker/etc of the person you've been waiting for your whole life.
Life is funny and your mate WILL come along when the time is right if you are in the right place and open to it.
So relax and enjoy the ride on this rollercoaster we call life.
If you didn't see this on the Tonight show, I hope you're sitting down when you read it. This is probably the funniest date
story ever, first date or not!!! We have all had bad dates..but this takes the cake.
Jay Leno went into the audience to find the
most embarrassing first date that a woman ever had.
The winner described her worst first date experience. There was absolutely no question as to why her tale took the prize!
She said it was midwinter... Snowing and quite cold...and the guy had taken her skiing in the mountains outside Salt Lake City , Utah. It was a day trip (no overnight). They were strangers, after all, and truly had never met before.
The outing was fun but relatively uneventful until they were headed home late that afternoon.
They were driving back down the mountain, when she gradually began to realize that she should not have had that extra latte.
If you didn't see this on the Tonight show, I hope you're sitting down when you read it. This is probably the funniest date
story ever, first date or not!!! We have all had bad dates..but this takes the cake.
Jay Leno went into the audience to find the
most embarrassing first date that a woman ever had.
The winner described her worst first date experience. There was absolutely no question as to why her tale took the prize!
She said it was midwinter... Snowing and quite cold...and the guy had taken her skiing in the mountains outside Salt Lake City , Utah. It was a day trip (no overnight). They were strangers, after all, and truly had never met before.
The outing was fun but relatively uneventful until they were headed home late that afternoon.
They were driving back down the mountain, when she gradually began to realize that she should not have had that extra latte.
They were about an hour away from anywhere with a rest room and in the middle of nowhere!
Her companion suggested she try to hold it, which she did for a while.
Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow going, there came a point where she told him that he had better stop and let her go beside the road, or it would be the front seat of his car. They stopped and
she quickly crawled out beside the car, yanked her pants down and started. In the deep snow she didn't have good footing, so she let her butt rest against the rear fender to steady herself.
Her companion stood on the side of the car watching for traffic and indeed was a real gentleman and refrained from peeking. All she could think about was the relief she felt despite the rather embarrassing nature of the situation. Upon finishing however, she soon became aware of another sensation.
As she bent to pull up her pants, the young lady discovered her buttocks were firmly glued against the car's fender.
So I was reading some of the very first blogs tonight and they inspired me to ask these questions.
1. Do you believe in the golden rule? Treat others as you want to be treated? Or are you of the mindset that you want to do unto others BEFORE they do unto you?
2. Whichever you do believe, do you practice what you believe in?
