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Posted on Mon, Nov 05, 2007 05:40

How a marriage works all men should read this. A newlywed couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies . So, he said to his new wife, 'Honey, I'll be right back.' 'Where are you going, coochy cooh?' asked the wife. 'I'm going to the bar, pretty face. I' m going to have a beer.' The wife said, 'You want a beer, my love?' She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer brands from 12 different countries: Germany , Holland , Japan , India ,etc. The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could think of saying was, 'Yes, lolly pop...but at the bar...you know...they have frozen glasses...' He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by saying, 'You want a frozen glass, puppy face?' She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it. The husband, looking a bit pale, said, 'Yes, tootsie roll, but at the Bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious... I won't be long, I'll be right back. I promise. OK?' You want hors d'oeuvres, poochi pooh?' She opened the oven and took out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in blankets, mushroom caps, pork strips, etc. 'But my sweet honey... At the bar... You know...there's swearing, dirty words and all that...' 'You want dirty words, Di*khead? Drink your f***ing beer in your Goddamn frozen mug and eat your motherf***ing snacks, because you are Married now, and you aren't f***ing going anywhere! Got it, A**hole?' ........and, they lived happily ever after. Now, isn't that a sweet story?


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Posted on Thu, Nov 29, 2007 05:45

Sorry, dirk. Different hair-do. Or haven't you noticed? Shame, shame...


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Posted on Wed, Nov 28, 2007 10:31

Obviously he has not learned the golder rules of marriage #1"If Momma Ain't happy No body else in the will be either." #2" Refer to rule #1." #3 Either learn to pick your battles , Or get cable for the doghouse!


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Posted on Tue, Nov 27, 2007 21:27

ahhh I think that bigtom would agree with me that we'd be happy to have BKS or wylde or truefriend slip a ball and chain onto us...the MCD though....well we'd have to negotiate that one :P


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Posted on Tue, Nov 20, 2007 00:26

Nodrama and bestkept-- don't worry! He doesn't bother us! It's obvious that the depths to which his mind go are very shallow. When confronted with valid arguments, he tends to rely on insults and derrogatory comments. He doesn't like women that think for themselves. He seems to hold alot of hostility for women in particular, as he tends to not respond to the men. Little minds like that develop these "delusions of grandeur". It's a tried-and-true dead give-away of a psychotic defect. So, either he's just doing this for his own entertainment, or he's truly psychotic! He says he's a traditional man, and I suppose that's whay he didn't like our glowing comments about this joke!


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Posted on Sat, Nov 17, 2007 20:22

Re: truefriendinme write: But, if you still are interested in that sort of thing, we have a really trashy neighborhood here off of Spruill Avenue. You can find what you want there--in BOTH genders. Take your pick! (LOL!)

This is a little off subject, but True when you said "Spruill Avenue" I checked out your profile...I went to high school there. Go Rocks! And Dirk is a true azz for saying that to you.


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Posted on Sat, Nov 17, 2007 09:15

Oh dear this was supposed to be a joke. Not to launch all out war between the sexes. If I could I bang your heads together.


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Posted on Fri, Nov 16, 2007 18:55

Re: bluegirl2006 write: Now Dirk. We don't need something as cumbersome and unwieldy as a ball and chain when an MCD works much better!! LOL! Right Wylde? ;) Re: Dirkdig write: True, I didn't mean married , I literally meant a ball and chain to keep him home.

You betcha babe!!! And I'm thinking one in steel is in order...yes indeed...*wink*.


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Posted on Fri, Nov 16, 2007 14:18

Re: Dirkdig write: True,,,F you and F anyone who looks like you !!!!!!!

poor Dink has compleatly lost all humor it seems. If you don't mind a little advice I don't think the blogs are for you. Anything that makes you this mad is not good for you.


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Posted on Thu, Nov 15, 2007 20:09

Ummm.. No thanks, Dork-boy. Women can get that trash anywhere. Like we've said, wayy too many times for you to count that high, we are looking for a MAN. But, if you still are interested in that sort of thing, we have a really trashy neighborhood here off of Spruill Avenue. You can find what you want there--in BOTH genders. Take your pick! (LOL!)


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Posted on Tue, Nov 13, 2007 17:45

Re: Dirkdig write: True, I didn't mean married , I literally meant a ball and chain to keep him home.

*sigh*...it will be a wonderful day when men finally learn that they are privileged beyond belief if a woman even so much as glances at him, let alone allow herself to associated with him in any other way... I'm kinda thinkin' I could find some good use for a ball and chain WEG.


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Posted on Tue, Nov 13, 2007 17:40

Re: Dirkdig write: ...That is what you really want isn't it? A YES man who does as he is told.

Exactly.


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Posted on Tue, Nov 13, 2007 03:26

Re: SweetCicely write: Awww, Blue . . . Now I have to ask what an MCD is and I feel like sucha NOOB! Amy

Don't feel bad Amy. I only recently learned of these things myself, lol. MCD stands for male chastity device. ;)


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Posted on Tue, Nov 13, 2007 00:10

It's a "McDreamy"-- I think! She's been referring to her new beau as "McDreamy". It must have to do with his name. Or he's a BigMac Fan! LOL! **grin** (Couldn't have ANYTHING to do with him actually BEING dreamy, now could it??--he he-he...and we all know he IS!!)


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Posted on Mon, Nov 12, 2007 22:34

Awww, Blue . . . Now I have to ask what an MCD is and I feel like sucha NOOB! Amy

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Posted on Mon, Nov 12, 2007 19:14

We can still use those? Where can I get one?!LOL! And, Dirk--You may like to "get a rise" out of people, but you choose to do it in a demeaning, facetous manner. It is not good-natured in any shape or form. Not all women are like what you have experienced, so when you address "all you ladies", I would suggest you leave out your GENERALIZATIONS. Commenting on a blog is fine, Dirk, but commenting with a comment that puts ALL women (in the blog or site) into one category is idiocy. Are you truly here to meet someone, one might wonder? You know, some might say male actors (in particular-- adult entertainment actors) don't have any brains, and that's why they rely on their "parts". Now, you wouldn't want us to start bashing you solely because of your gender or your career choice, right? DON'T DO IT TO US, EITHER!


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Posted on Sun, Nov 11, 2007 06:47

Re: Dirkdig write: True, I didn't mean married , I literally meant a ball and chain to keep him home.

Now Dirk. We don't need something as cumbersome and unwieldy as a ball and chain when an MCD works much better!! LOL! Right Wylde? ;)


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Posted on Thu, Nov 08, 2007 06:13

Dirk: here you go again... you don't want the ole' ball and chain... DON'T GET MARRIED!! That simple.


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Posted on Thu, Nov 08, 2007 05:11

Re: Dirkdig write: Why is it NOT a surprised that all you ladies that are regulars here like a story like this? I think you forgot the part where she puts a ball and chain around his ankle. That is what you really want isn't it? A YES man who does as he is told.

Dirk...puppy face... (lol) lighten up dude it was a joke story. Actually I prefer a more equal relationship. I just thought I would share the story with everyone here just because it made me laugh. My boss (who is male) thought it was hilarious too.


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Posted on Wed, Nov 07, 2007 14:19

ha! that's a good one


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