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or if you live in Andover, over Andover and over again.  There is a massive traffic jam on the Mass. Pike from Mass Ave. to Holden, Mass., where my good buddy, the Reverend Richard Hertz, is holdin' mass in Holden, Mass., and it is causing a massive traffic jam on the Mass. Pike, which is causing a massive malaise, and everyone is mired in a morass of negativity.

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Gene Genome's soup 98 Views 01/09/13

Gene Genome's soup is like a chicken noodle soup with corn flakes in it.  There is a guy with a big 'G' on his shirt who advertizes Gene Genome's soup on television.  If you don't watch it, this soup can overboil on top of your stove, and it will make a complete mess of your kitchen.

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There are only two tickets left to our show 117 Views 09/10/12

So if you want to see us, you better move your rear, dear, before the show is sold out.  A lot of folks have worked very hard to put this show together.  I can't quite put my finger on it, but I get the impression that your boredom is a reflection of a lack of intellect, and that is certainly not my thing.  Maybe, then, you should look for some geek with skinny jeans and nerdy glasses.

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Is there an upsurge of hope????????????? 105 Views 09/10/12

So when are you planning to be with me on my show?  Is there any particular reason why you are giving me such a hard time?  You look like you can be a huge Toytoy fan, and I will be agreeable to giving you every umbrella in my house, because I do not need or use umbrellas.

I also promise that if you meet me, I will not hit you with my left elbow, and overall I will treat you a lot better than if I were a crazed gunman.

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I have a question 205 Views 08/29/12

Is there anyone out there who might know the difference between a book case, a stair case, and a mental case?  Can anyone possibly differentiate between a book case, a stair case, and a mental case?  Well, if you throw a book case down a stair case, chances are you are a mental case, especially if you stare at people while you are walking backwards.  Doesn't that irk you? Also please tell me, if you can, what they call it when a dog barks and throws up at the same time?  Do they call it a bark barf or a barf arf, or maybe a woof ralph, or how aout a gag wag or a pup chuck?  Recently my neighbors have decided to go on vacation, and they put me in charge of taking care of their pet dog, so I was wondering if you might have or if you might know of a used pooper scooper for sale or for lease.  Now this would have to be an extra large pooper scooper, since we are not talking about a toy poodle here.  Also, I will be willing to travel hundreds of miles in order to rent this used pooper scooper provided I can get it for a reasonable price.  Can you help me with this?  You sure?  I will even be willing to pay a referral fee.

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and one additional aberration 73 Views 08/29/12

The upcoming Presidential election creates many problems for those involved with removing used popcorn containers from underneath my sofa, inasmuch as the result of this election will certainly not be determined by me or by anyone from Scandinavia.  I suggest you do not vote for either candidate, and furthermore you should write in the name of Hoolar The Giant Crab for President of The United States, otherwise Hoolar may eat you.  I take umbrage at the fact that neither candidate has bothered to address the question of crabs.  Why is it that for countless centuries in the area of Montana we have never heard reports of radioactive giant crabs from Mars eating pigeons?  I think I'm moving to Montana soon, so I can start farming a crop of dental floss.

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another experiment to try at home 106 Views 08/29/12

o.k. hairs the deal.  You need to do this for me.  Go to the nearest zoo and break into the cage which houses the ostriches.  I need to know whether an ostrich has hair or feathers.  Can you find out for me?  If the ostrich attacks you, there needs to be a plan in place as to how you should fight back.  I suggest you hit the ostrich in the face with a fly swatter.  Then, I need you to write down everything that happens and report back to me.  You will be graded on this project.

Please bear in mind the fact that Oran Boran Borwack was the only person to attempt this project, and he was transformed into a tadpole for life.

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nothing to add 48 Views 08/28/12

nothing else to say.  I have nothing else to convey.

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doggy doggy doggy chipmunk chipmunk chip munk 112 Views 08/28/12

and here is an experiment which we can all try at home.  Shall we?  First, you need to go to your local hardware store and buy a sledge hammer.  Next, you need to use this sledge hammer to pound a huge hole in your bedroom wall.  Take a look inside the hole in the wall and you will notice that there is a hollow space which runs the entire length and height of your wall.  This is known as the crawl space because there are creatures crawling in there.  Next, I need you to make a list of everything you see inside this crawl space and report back to me. 

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